Mixing things up in Marvel

"who are you!"

Crossbones and the two looked at Deadpool who walked out of the shadows warily. Deadpool had shown his hands to block bullets with two knives, which made them understand that the guy in front of them with a strong sense of charlatan was very extraordinary.

"Hmph, since you asked the question sincerely, I will answer you mercifully. In order to prevent the world from being destroyed, to protect the peace of the world, to implement love and true justice, the cute and charming bitch character, I It’s Deadpool Wade Wilson, the captain of the X-Force who travels through various universes. Money, a beautiful girl is waiting for me tomorrow!”

After speaking, Deadpool crossed his hands to make an X pattern and raised it above his head, then half-knelt on the ground in a concave shape.

"Hi!" X2

Pierce and the two took a breath of cold air, and were suffocated by Deadpool's arrogant aura.

The hand that originally held the gun couldn't help but tremble slightly, and almost dropped it without holding it.

Pierce could swear to God that the guy in front of him was the most ridiculous person he had ever seen.

Crossbones thinks so too, but compared to guys like Pierce who have retreated behind the scenes and have far less combat experience than before, Crossbones has been a combat member since the Red Skull period and is still a top-notch expert among agents. His senses are extremely sensitive, and in addition to the smell of sand sculptures, there are extremely dangerous signals from Deadpool!

If you can't beat it, you will die!

This was the first thought that came to Crossbones. The next second his eyes became extremely fierce. He pulled out the tactical dagger on his thigh and threw it at Deadpool. Then he fired fiercely at Deadpool.

He knew that this guy named Deadpool had bad intentions. If he wanted to escape from here, he could only escape by killing him here in a last-ditch effort.

Snapped!

The dagger thrown by Crossbones penetrated Deadpool's head perfectly, and Deadpool, who was still making the X gesture, fell down in response.

This scene happened so suddenly that Crossbones almost slipped when he saw this. He looked at Deadpool in astonishment, who was still maintaining his posture after falling.

Just die?This idiot was solved so easily. Could it be that the dangerous aura I sensed was fake?

When Pierce saw Deadpool being dealt with, he stepped forward and patted Crossbones on the shoulder, and said contemptuously to Deadpool's body: "Oh, I thought he was going to be some powerful person, but I didn't expect him to be a fool who overestimates his capabilities." , giving me a false alarm."

Crossbones ignored Pierce's words and stared at the corpse in front of him with his brows furrowed. His intuition told him that this matter was not over yet!

Sure enough, the next second, Deadpool sat up with a cry, pulled out the dagger on his forehead, and saw that the wound was healing at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Deadpool angrily cursed at Crossbones: "Shit, you didn't talk about martial arts sneak attack and still talked about the opening remarks! I have decided to give your ass to my cousin later for self-comfort. Supplies, use your head as a chamber pot!”

Deadpool's cousin is DC villain Slade Wilson, who is also a mercenary. After his body has been genetically modified, he has extremely strong self-healing capabilities, and his physical abilities are far superior to ordinary people.He is cruel and cunning, with a brain development rate as high as 90%. He can be said to be the most powerful tactician and assassin in the world. He has singled out Justice League members Batman, Green Arrow, The Flash and others, and is the number one of the Teen Titans. mortal enemy.

By the way, the author of Deadpool is plagiarizing... He drew on Deathstroke's character as a source of inspiration to create Deadpool, and the two companies also recognized their relationship with each other, which is a kind of mutual tribute.

Deadpool said he had a cousin named Slade, and Slade Wilson said he had a half-brother named Wade...

Well, I have to say that their father is quite good at playing. Who wouldn’t envy these sisters! ?

Seeing Deadpool jumping around, Crossbones still didn't understand that he was a freak with the ability to heal himself.

After taking a deep breath, he struggled with Deadpool. Crossbones learned from Taskmaster, and Deadpool defeated Taskmaster. It was obvious at a glance who was higher.

Deadpool did not use the two knives on his back but also fought Crossbones with his bare hands, looking as if he was at ease and still taunting him.

"What's wrong? What's wrong? Why is our little tiger so short and weak? This makes the audience very dissatisfied. But Dad, your performance in Wolf Warrior was pretty good. Although I still prefer Rachel played by Lu Jingshan."

"To shut up!"

The veins on his cross bones popped out, and he punched Deadpool with all his strength.

And Deadpool used a Chinese Tai Chi force to return this power to Crossbones intact.

puff!

Crossbones spurted a stream of blood from his mouth and flew backwards, hitting the ground with a loud noise and then fainted.

Bang bang bang!

The bullet hit Deadpool, but it only made him look back at Alexander Pierce. The next second the bullet was eliminated from the body, the injury healed instantly.

"Gatsby, why are you so anxious? If you introduce Daisy to me, I can let you go."

Deadpool tilted his head and looked at the frightened Alexander Pierce and said with interest.

"Shit, you crazy person!"

Pierce turned around and ran away, regardless of whether Crossbones was alive or dead. He ran so fast that even Deadpool was amazed.

Then he pulled out the Edman metal knife from his back, played with it once, and teleported to Pierce, who had already run away.

Deadpool walked gently over and patted the stiff Pierce, touched his neck with a knife and then walked towards Crossbones.

Click!

The crossbones head was cut off, and just when Deadpool was about to cut off his butt, he seemed to remember something and suddenly slapped his head and said to himself: "Damn it, I just remembered, I haven't asked Gatsby to introduce Dai." Where is Xi!"

After saying that, he cut off Crossbones' butt and put it into his fourth-dimensional pocket.

After doing these things, the Deadpool left in a hurry.

When Nick Fury led a group of people to arrive, they found Pierce, who was already lifeless and had a bare buttocks crossbones.

After sending someone to collect the body of his former colleague, Nick Fury looked at the tall, handsome man with blond hair and asked: "Captain, what do you think?"

Yes, standing next to Nick Fury at this moment is Captain America Steve?6?1 Rogers!

Nick Fury went to great lengths to get him out of the ice, and even built a World War II-era hospital just to prevent Captain from being frightened when he woke up.

It turns out that Nick Fury still underestimated Steve's detective ability. He discovered something was wrong when he woke up. After he successfully escaped from the hospital, he came to New York in the middle of the night.

Seeing the high-rise buildings outside and the people coming and going wearing colorful clothes of different styles, if they hadn't been speaking English, he would have thought he was on an alien planet.

Steve wanted to find someone to ask about the time and place, but as soon as he opened his mouth, the other person looked at him like he was an idiot. Some people asked him what kind of cosplay enthusiast he was, saying that he had plastic surgery to look exactly like Captain America. The clothes were all the same, it was so crazy.

Steve was extremely confused. He could understand every word the other person said, but putting it into a sentence was like hearing from heaven.

He wandered the streets in confusion, and finally went to a park and sat on a bench in a daze.

The new world felt extremely strange to this old man who had been isolated from the world for nearly 70 years. He didn't know where to go at this moment, so he just sat there blankly until Nick Fury found him again...