Mixing things up in Marvel

"Humans are a very strange animal. They possess creative abilities that other creatures do not possess, and they also have rich emotional systems such as joy, anger, sadness, joy and other diverse emotions. This also means that human You will do many right things in your life, and you will also make some inevitable mistakes, so you understand what I mean, right?" Fu Xie stood next to the smashed front of the car, talking to the young traffic policeman with a serious look on his face. explained.

The young traffic policeman had just taken office not long ago. He still had a strong sense of justice and lofty ambitions in his heart and had a beautiful vision for the future. Therefore, he felt very disdainful of Xie's explanation. If he hadn't seen the other party's unusual status, he would have He cuffed Fu Xie and took him back to the bureau.

Even so, the traffic policeman said righteously: "But sir, this is not the reason why you hit five telephone poles in a row. You must go to the police station with me, and your car will also be repossessed." Let’s go. The most important thing is that I showed you your driver’s license from the beginning, but you keep changing the subject. Does this mean you are driving without a license!”

He was really right. Fu Xie does not have a driver's license. To be precise, he once had one but now does not have one. Fu Xie usually puts his driver's license in the inner bag of his clothes and does not put it in the system space. Then I don't know what happened. He lost it when he was young. He didn't drive much himself and had a lot of things going on lately, so he forgot about it.

Who would have thought that today, on a whim, he wanted to drive a car to show off his skills, but because his skills were too rubbish, he accidentally hit five telephone poles in a row.

With his good physical fitness, he has nothing to worry about. Most of his car is totaled. The repair cost alone is estimated to cost eight figures, but things that can be solved with money are not a problem for him. .

Even if he was stopped by the traffic police, it would not matter. Given his current status, the first thing the experienced and mature traffic police did when they saw him was definitely to greet him, and then send him away as if he were offering sacrifices to his ancestors. , but fortunately, he met a newly appointed young and stupid traffic policeman, and he was stopped until now.

Seeing the unaccommodating traffic policeman, Fu Xie had no choice but to call their chief to communicate.

Just 10 seconds after Fu Xie hung up the phone, the young traffic policeman's cell phone rang.

When I saw that the caller ID was my boss, I couldn't help but wonder why my boss, Hao Duanduan, called me. Could it be that there was a new task to be assigned to him?

The young traffic policeman thought excitedly, and then he couldn't wait to answer the phone.

As soon as I got through, there was no confidential task for me to carry out as I imagined. Instead, my boss scolded me and asked me to apologize to the person in front of me and then let him go immediately. Otherwise, he would be told to pack up and get out, and then hung up the phone.

After being criticized, the traffic policeman felt very angry and helpless. He raised his phone and wanted to throw it down, but he thought that he had recently spent a lot of money to buy it, so he took it back.

He spat a mouthful of phlegm on the ground and secretly cursed his boss who was so stupid that he bullied the weak and was afraid of the strong. Besides money, he only thought about how to flatter him!

But the superior is the superior after all, and the young traffic policeman has to obey his orders unless he no longer wants his job.

The traffic policeman reluctantly allowed Fujie to pass. Seeing his appearance, Fujie put his arm around his shoulders and said, "Brother, don't be so discouraged. As I said, there will always be many troubles in life, but your bravery The spirit of power is worth learning from everyone. Take this card and indulge yourself tonight, and continue to maintain such motivation tomorrow."

Fu Xie took out a gleaming black bank card from his arms and made a devilish statement, continuing to seduce the traffic policeman's pure heart: "If you think about eating well and drinking well, you can do better things. This is not a fall, it is only a reward for yourself." What you deserve..."

The traffic policeman's eyes followed the movement of the bank card. He knew that the money in it was an amount that he would never be able to earn in ten lifetimes.

The slightly trembling palm slowly stretched towards heaven, but just when it was about to touch the door of heaven, it suddenly stopped, a look of hesitation appeared on his face. After struggling for a while, he suddenly retracted his hand, and at the same time turned his head and stopped looking at Fu. And the paradise on his hands.

"Sir, please leave quickly. It's none of your business now. I'll have your car towed away later." The traffic policeman closed his eyes and tried not to think about Franklin floating away.

"Oh, okay then." Fu Xie was a little surprised, but he didn't care, took the bank card back and left.

After Fu Xie left, the traffic police squatted silently on the side of the road. He kept drawing circles on the ground with his fingers and said regretfully: "My brain must be flooded. I could live a life like the emperor, but I gave up." .Shit, I guess there must be no one stupider than me."

The young traffic policeman kept complaining, and then another phone call came.

He picked up the phone and saw that this time it was not his boss, but his boss's boss's boss, the chief of the New York Police Department.

When he saw the director calling, the traffic police answered the call in confusion, and hung up the phone in confusion. He was promoted again in confusion. He sat in the position of his boss, and originally he was promoted. His boss came to take his current position, that is, a traffic policeman.

Although I got promoted out of nowhere, this is a good thing!

Now he has to go to the police station and accept his fate. As for the traffic police, he will quit working as a fucking traffic policeman.

…………

In the end, he had to use the portal to go home after unloading. It was rare that he wanted to drive, and the engine broke down even before it was warmed up. Forget it, he could just go to Tony's house and pick up a few cars that day. It didn't matter how many cars he had anyway. .

"Woof, woof woof!" A dog barked from upstairs, and a black and white husky came galloping from upstairs.

Lifting Erha's dog's head with one hand, the dog excitedly stretched out its long tongue and licked Fu Xie's face.

"God, your mouth and saliva really stink." Fu Xie pushed the braised pork dog's head away with a look of disgust.

Braised Pork opened his eyes wide in confusion and tilted his head to look at Fu Xie, as if to say that his mouth didn't stink at all.

"Ding, please check for daily task refresh."

[Task [-]: Please enable the dog’s intelligence]

[Mission [-]: Blow up SHIELD headquarters]

[Task [-]: Invite people to make Gouzi stronger, so that he can at least be [-]-[-] equal to Captain America. 】

It is still a daily task that people don’t know where to complain about. Two of the three daily tasks are about Gouzi. System, how much do you like Gouzi?

In the past year, he has completed countless daily tasks related to dogs, such as bringing braised pork to participate in the dog beauty pageant, and bringing braised pork to win the dog racing championship.

One of the weirdest and most disgusting tasks is to let people eat the delicious food freshly pulled off by dogs. Back then, I specially caught a heinous criminal to complete this task.

But the other party said he would rather die than eat the indescribable object.

I had no choice but to use some methods to make the other party willing to taste this unique delicacy.

There is also mission two. The system also wants to blow up S.H.I.E.L.D., and I have gone back and forth to this mission no less than thirty times.