Hogwarts Food Master

Pepe's eyebrows rose. Although John looked gentle and had a decent job, but he dared to talk to himself like this...does he think he has a long life?

Ron looked at John in surprise, raised his thumb and said, "Brother, have you always been so brave?"

John said a little confused, "What's wrong? I just praised Miss Peppa Pig. Don't you think she is really beautiful?"

Ron glanced at him and said, "Don't think that I don't know what you're thinking. I'm too embarrassed to expose you. Anyway, you can do it yourself. If you step back from the cliff in time, you can still be saved. Anyway, there's only so much I can do to help you. If you are stubborn and insist on having some inappropriate thoughts about Miss Peppa Pig, huh..."

John lowered his voice and asked, "What? She has someone she likes?"

Just as Ron was about to speak, Harry had already flown back on the broomstick, holding the onion in his hand.

Joseph put his finger to his mouth and blew a long cheering whistle, "Amazing! I take back what I said before. You have reached a professional level. Of course, you are still far behind those superstars, but there is no doubt about your talent. , if you can persevere, your future is limitless!”

Harry scratched the back of his head shyly and said, "What a reward. I almost lost him. This training method is really good for me!"

Joseph picked up the onion and let it fly again.

John didn't take Ron's advice seriously at all. He continued to pester Pepe and say some compliments.

To be very honest, John is indeed in good condition and has good eloquence. He is the one who communicates with others in the Department of Food Safety and Hygiene of the Ministry of Magic. Joseph is a rough man and his words are far less nice than John's.

But this experience also gave John an inexplicable sense of self-confidence. He was indeed very successful in love and was a small-time playboy.

Joseph stared at Harry with gleaming eyes. If he was just a famous fan of Harry before, now he is a complete fan. He didn't even notice that John was constantly seeking death.

John took out a VIP card, waved it in front of Pepe in a showy way and said, "This is the gold card for the Red Dragon Nightclub in Diagon Alley. Can I invite you to have a drink? It opens at nine o'clock in the evening, let's go play Play?"

Pepe rolled her eyes and said coldly, "Sorry, not interested."

To be honest, Pepe's usual temperament tends to be gentle and cute, but when she becomes cold, her whole temperament immediately turns to that of an iceberg beauty, and her whole person becomes more beautiful.

John had never seen a woman before, but with a change of tone, his whole person seemed to have changed. Even his ordinary figure became an advantage, and his heart felt inexplicably itchy.

For men, from black stockings, to black masks, to black dresses, to black high heels...it all boils down to an old saying - men like darkness.

John felt that it was a little difficult to breathe. He was a veteran in love. He had never had similar feelings for a woman.

"Don't be so cold. Do you already have someone you like? If you do, I don't care. No matter what I say, I am a descendant of the ancient holy clan. With family background, talent, and appearance, I have never convinced anyone. Do you want to give me a chance? You will discover my good qualities."

"I'll give you one last chance, shut up now, or I'll make you look good!"

"You want me to look good? You look so beautiful when you're angry... I'm already... uh uh uh..."

John suddenly found that his mouth was gone, and the words he tried to say turned into painful whimpers.

When he looked at Pepe again, the flames of black magic were shooting out of her eyes, and she was looking at him with a mocking look that looked silly, and John felt his head buzzing.

Although Peppa didn't speak, her voice came to John's ears, "This is a small punishment. You'd better be careful, otherwise you will die without knowing how!"

John was horrified. He slapped Joseph's shoulder hard and moaned in his mouth.

Joseph was controlling Onion to avoid Harry, but Harry's flying skills were too good. He had already accelerated the speed of magic, but he still couldn't get rid of Harry, and the distance between the two continued to shrink.

"Oh, what are you doing?" Joseph said impatiently.

John suddenly loosened his mouth and shouted loudly, "Look at my mouth!"

Joseph looked back angrily, "What's wrong with your mouth? It's okay!"

John touched his mouth in shock and found that nothing was wrong. He took out his wand and was about to get angry when he suddenly found that he couldn't move his hand.

At the same time, his mouth disappeared again.

Ron and Joseph's full attention was on Harry, and no one looked here.

Pepe stepped in front of him and said softly, "What's wrong with you? Why aren't you moving? Is your heart feeling uncomfortable?"

As soon as he finished speaking, John felt a sharp pain in the left side of his chest. The pain made his eyes go black for a while, and beads of sweat flowed down his forehead from laughing.

Pepe asked again, "Mr. John, what's wrong with you? You seem to be very uncomfortable."

John suddenly found that his mouth was back, but it spoke on its own, "Yes... my chest hurts... my heart... feels uncomfortable."

I don't have a heart attack!My heart is fine!Help! !

John had never noticed that the God of Death was so close to him. Pepe put her hand on John's chest, and when she left, there was a heart-shaped phantom in her palm.

What’s even more terrifying is that the frequency of the phantom beating heart is exactly the same as my own heart!

Pepe squeezed her hand hard!

"Uh!!!"

John's breathing stopped instantly, and he felt as if his heart had suddenly stopped. He seemed to see a skeleton wearing tattered black robes, standing above him with a huge scythe.

Death...you are here...

John felt that his whole life revolved around him, and he seemed to be a bystander, watching his life go by like a revolving lantern.

From being yelled at by my father, to being assigned to Ravenclaw at Hogwarts, having a girlfriend, being dumped, graduating, and entering the Ministry of Magic...

He used VIP gold cards to seduce girls again and again, until now, he lowered his head and looked at Pepe...

"Please...spare my life..."

Pepe didn't answer, she just let go of the phantom of the heart in her hand.

John immediately felt the life force circulating in his body again, but before he could catch his breath.

Pepe's five fingers suddenly tightened, and the phantom of his heart was immediately crushed.

John felt like his breathing had stopped and his crotch was feeling hot. However, after a few seconds passed, he discovered that he was not dead.

Pepe snorted and said, "Give you a chance. If there is another time, the God of Death will really harvest you."

John wiped the sweat from his forehead in embarrassment, "I'm sorry...I'm really sorry, I never dare to do it again."

It was like a joke. Pepe could actually see that the God of Death had just arrived. If he had given himself a hundred more courage, he would not dare to commit suicide again.

Pepe pointed to the corner and said, "That's the bathroom over there. Go clean it yourself."

John looked down and saw that his crotch was wet.