Hogwarts Food Master
Chapter 284: The Stinky Egg that Specializes in Curing Bad Breath
Another little goblin yawned and said, "Go back to sleep. Anyway, these stupid giants will go to the pyramid to die in a while. Hehe... What's so good about that kind of poisonous fruit? Could it be that the giants don't like it?" A suicidal maniac?"
The young goblin waved his hand and said, "Silly giants have short lifespans. I heard that if the sun fruit is processed, the lifespan can be increased."
"Oh? How long can it be improved?"
"It seems that one fruit can improve one year."
"Chichi...one year is worth their efforts. I thought it was ten years. Giants are so stupid."
The two forest goblins gathered together and chatted, talking bad things about the wizards as if no one else was watching, and they talked like a stupid giant, making Ron tremble with anger.
"You two little bastards, are you tired of living? Who do you think is the stupid giant?!"
Ron picked up a stone and threw it at the head of the forest goblin.
Unexpectedly, the stone bounced off an invisible wall before hitting the forest goblin.
The two forest goblins turned to look at Ron. The young forest goblin bared his fangs and asked, "Stupid giant kid, do you want to die?"
Professor Snape stepped forward in time and covered Ron's eyes.
The forest goblin suddenly raised his head and looked at Professor Snape, and said viciously, "Silly giant? Do you want to meddle in other people's business?"
Professor Snape said calmly, "Children are playing around, so there is no need to use petrification, right?"
The forest elf said rudely, "I just used it, what can you do?"
Professor Snape waved his wand and conjured up the phantoms of several large mirrors, "If you are willing to be reasonable, I will be reasonable. My students should not attack you, but you are a stupid giant and insulted us, so we Just write it off and pretend nothing happened. If you are aggressive, I will surround you with mirrors!"
The forest goblins looked at the phantom in the mirror in horror. The mirror is their natural enemy, and their appearance is the effect of magic.
But the mirror will reflect their true age and appearance, and the forest goblins are afraid of mirrors.
"Okay, there is something wrong with us, so you should leave quickly!"
Professor Snape drew a thank you with his wand, let go of Ron, and said with a lesson in his eyes, "Ron! Pay more attention to me in the future!"
Ron said aggrievedly, "I'm just a little angry, how crazy they are."
Professor Snape said coldly, "There are many crazy people in this world. Do you provoke them all? Can you afford to provoke them? In the devil's realm, although we protect you, you cannot cause trouble. If you really provoke someone These powerful guys will give you some curses, which will make it easier for you!"
Ron finally lost his temper and apologized angrily, "I'm sorry, I'll pay attention."
Wang Chao came over and rubbed Ron's head comfortingly and said, "Actually, the words of those two forest goblins just now were so unpleasant that I actually wanted to beat them up, but what my cousin said is right, you are still a child. I don’t understand any advanced magic at all, so I take action rashly. If I get injured, I’ll be in trouble. Leave this kind of thing to me in the future.”
Only then did Ron smile again.
Harry took out two small airbag-like objects from his pocket and handed them into Wang Chao's hands, "Boss, can you throw this thing into their broken mushrooms?"
Wang Chao held it in his hand and looked at it, "What is this?"
Harry said quickly, "Be careful, this is a stink bomb, a little prank invented by George and Fred. I bought it from them, originally intended to deal with that..."
He suddenly stopped here and glanced at Professor Snape beside him.
Gu Ji</span> Professor Snape still said in a cold tone, "It must be Malfoy. Gryffindor students can never change their true nature as school bullies. Regarding this matter, write me a three-letter letter when you go back." The apology letter is a foot long, and the largest font must not exceed your thumb. If you still dare to copy it from the document, I will let you copy the entire document!"
Wang Chao quickly smoothed things over and said, "Cousin, can you stop being so serious? We are here to have fun. You always yell and kill me. It's too disappointing. Let's just forget about this punishment."
Professor Snape didn't give him any face, "Who is your cousin?! I punished him for his own good, otherwise he would have fallen like his father, made some unreliable bad friends, and ended up losing his life." All lost!”
Peipei couldn't stand listening anymore and came over to confront her cousin, "Cousin! Can you be more mature? It's been 11 years. Just pick it up and say, if you weren't obsessed with black magic, how could you have a future?" So many tragedies? I made the decision. Harry doesn’t need to write an apology letter. Also, you dote on the Slytherin students too much, and you don’t even look at what has become of those students. There are a bunch of school bullies in your college. !”
Professor Snape shook his head and said, "Impossible. Slytherin students are all elites, and they have no interest in being like the rude gangsters of Gryffindor. My students are all good kids. This is decided by the Sorting Hat. It always Isn’t it a mistake?”
Pepe nodded and said, "Yes, the sorting hat has made many mistakes. For example, it sorted Sirius into Gryffindor."
Professor Snape closed his mouth and grinded his teeth a few times. "Okay, there is no need to write an apology letter. I will review the Slytherin students when I get back. If they behave like school bullies, I will deal with them." of."
A small storm passed. Wang Chao used the levitation spell to accurately control the two rotten eggs and threw them into the two mushroom houses.
Professor Snape used a range invisibility spell and led everyone to hide and observe in the dark.
After about 2 minutes, bursts of dark green smoke floated out from the windows of the two mushroom houses.
"cough cough..."
"It stinks!"
"too disgusting!"
"What does it smell like?!"
"vomit...."
Two forest goblins with foul mouths stumbled out of the mushroom house and lay on the ground vomiting.
"What is it? Why is there such foul-smelling smoke in my house?"
"I don't know. Is it because the mushrooms were not cleaned and moldy formed?"
"Impossible. I clean it all the time. Is it because you littered it and caused mold to grow?"
"You're talking nonsense! My garbage is all cleaned up. You must be living a disorderly life and have been cursed!"
"You're just talking nonsense. If you beep again, believe it or not, I'll beat you up?"
"You beat me? Watch me beat you!"
The two forest goblins became more and more noisy, and soon they were fighting each other and rolling around on the ground.
Wang Chao waved his hand and signaled everyone to slowly exit the woods.
Arriving at the edge of the grove, out of reach of the forest goblin, everyone burst out laughing together.
"These forest goblins have such bad mouths, let them have a taste of bad mouths this time!"
Ron patted Harry's back happily, "Harry, you usually have thick eyebrows and big eyes, but I didn't expect you to be bad and so energetic!"
The young goblin waved his hand and said, "Silly giants have short lifespans. I heard that if the sun fruit is processed, the lifespan can be increased."
"Oh? How long can it be improved?"
"It seems that one fruit can improve one year."
"Chichi...one year is worth their efforts. I thought it was ten years. Giants are so stupid."
The two forest goblins gathered together and chatted, talking bad things about the wizards as if no one else was watching, and they talked like a stupid giant, making Ron tremble with anger.
"You two little bastards, are you tired of living? Who do you think is the stupid giant?!"
Ron picked up a stone and threw it at the head of the forest goblin.
Unexpectedly, the stone bounced off an invisible wall before hitting the forest goblin.
The two forest goblins turned to look at Ron. The young forest goblin bared his fangs and asked, "Stupid giant kid, do you want to die?"
Professor Snape stepped forward in time and covered Ron's eyes.
The forest goblin suddenly raised his head and looked at Professor Snape, and said viciously, "Silly giant? Do you want to meddle in other people's business?"
Professor Snape said calmly, "Children are playing around, so there is no need to use petrification, right?"
The forest elf said rudely, "I just used it, what can you do?"
Professor Snape waved his wand and conjured up the phantoms of several large mirrors, "If you are willing to be reasonable, I will be reasonable. My students should not attack you, but you are a stupid giant and insulted us, so we Just write it off and pretend nothing happened. If you are aggressive, I will surround you with mirrors!"
The forest goblins looked at the phantom in the mirror in horror. The mirror is their natural enemy, and their appearance is the effect of magic.
But the mirror will reflect their true age and appearance, and the forest goblins are afraid of mirrors.
"Okay, there is something wrong with us, so you should leave quickly!"
Professor Snape drew a thank you with his wand, let go of Ron, and said with a lesson in his eyes, "Ron! Pay more attention to me in the future!"
Ron said aggrievedly, "I'm just a little angry, how crazy they are."
Professor Snape said coldly, "There are many crazy people in this world. Do you provoke them all? Can you afford to provoke them? In the devil's realm, although we protect you, you cannot cause trouble. If you really provoke someone These powerful guys will give you some curses, which will make it easier for you!"
Ron finally lost his temper and apologized angrily, "I'm sorry, I'll pay attention."
Wang Chao came over and rubbed Ron's head comfortingly and said, "Actually, the words of those two forest goblins just now were so unpleasant that I actually wanted to beat them up, but what my cousin said is right, you are still a child. I don’t understand any advanced magic at all, so I take action rashly. If I get injured, I’ll be in trouble. Leave this kind of thing to me in the future.”
Only then did Ron smile again.
Harry took out two small airbag-like objects from his pocket and handed them into Wang Chao's hands, "Boss, can you throw this thing into their broken mushrooms?"
Wang Chao held it in his hand and looked at it, "What is this?"
Harry said quickly, "Be careful, this is a stink bomb, a little prank invented by George and Fred. I bought it from them, originally intended to deal with that..."
He suddenly stopped here and glanced at Professor Snape beside him.
Gu Ji</span> Professor Snape still said in a cold tone, "It must be Malfoy. Gryffindor students can never change their true nature as school bullies. Regarding this matter, write me a three-letter letter when you go back." The apology letter is a foot long, and the largest font must not exceed your thumb. If you still dare to copy it from the document, I will let you copy the entire document!"
Wang Chao quickly smoothed things over and said, "Cousin, can you stop being so serious? We are here to have fun. You always yell and kill me. It's too disappointing. Let's just forget about this punishment."
Professor Snape didn't give him any face, "Who is your cousin?! I punished him for his own good, otherwise he would have fallen like his father, made some unreliable bad friends, and ended up losing his life." All lost!”
Peipei couldn't stand listening anymore and came over to confront her cousin, "Cousin! Can you be more mature? It's been 11 years. Just pick it up and say, if you weren't obsessed with black magic, how could you have a future?" So many tragedies? I made the decision. Harry doesn’t need to write an apology letter. Also, you dote on the Slytherin students too much, and you don’t even look at what has become of those students. There are a bunch of school bullies in your college. !”
Professor Snape shook his head and said, "Impossible. Slytherin students are all elites, and they have no interest in being like the rude gangsters of Gryffindor. My students are all good kids. This is decided by the Sorting Hat. It always Isn’t it a mistake?”
Pepe nodded and said, "Yes, the sorting hat has made many mistakes. For example, it sorted Sirius into Gryffindor."
Professor Snape closed his mouth and grinded his teeth a few times. "Okay, there is no need to write an apology letter. I will review the Slytherin students when I get back. If they behave like school bullies, I will deal with them." of."
A small storm passed. Wang Chao used the levitation spell to accurately control the two rotten eggs and threw them into the two mushroom houses.
Professor Snape used a range invisibility spell and led everyone to hide and observe in the dark.
After about 2 minutes, bursts of dark green smoke floated out from the windows of the two mushroom houses.
"cough cough..."
"It stinks!"
"too disgusting!"
"What does it smell like?!"
"vomit...."
Two forest goblins with foul mouths stumbled out of the mushroom house and lay on the ground vomiting.
"What is it? Why is there such foul-smelling smoke in my house?"
"I don't know. Is it because the mushrooms were not cleaned and moldy formed?"
"Impossible. I clean it all the time. Is it because you littered it and caused mold to grow?"
"You're talking nonsense! My garbage is all cleaned up. You must be living a disorderly life and have been cursed!"
"You're just talking nonsense. If you beep again, believe it or not, I'll beat you up?"
"You beat me? Watch me beat you!"
The two forest goblins became more and more noisy, and soon they were fighting each other and rolling around on the ground.
Wang Chao waved his hand and signaled everyone to slowly exit the woods.
Arriving at the edge of the grove, out of reach of the forest goblin, everyone burst out laughing together.
"These forest goblins have such bad mouths, let them have a taste of bad mouths this time!"
Ron patted Harry's back happily, "Harry, you usually have thick eyebrows and big eyes, but I didn't expect you to be bad and so energetic!"
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