Hogwarts Food Master

Dumbledore didn't talk nonsense and walked ahead like the wind.

Wang Chao followed closely behind the tall figure in front of him. Even though he was over 100 years old, Dumbledore was still as energetic and as strong as a young man.

It is conceivable that Dumbledore was a powerful wizard when he was young. It is no wonder that Voldemort in his heyday did not dare to challenge him.

The old principal is still a man of both talent and virtue, as well as sex and art.

It's not without its faults. First of all, he is the ultimate riddler. He doesn't like to tell everything when he has something to say. He likes to let people understand it through actions...

In addition, he is too stingy. The Hogwarts Alumni Association donates a lot every year, and there is also an allocation from the Ministry of Magic. There are so many galleons every year. How can you just leak a little to yourself, and you can't easily control the Magic Palace?

Arriving at the principal's office, Dumbledore took out the Muggle ticket he had prepared.

"Let's take a Muggle transport this time. In fact, I have wanted to take a plane for a long time. Muggles are really amazing. They can actually make such a big iron guy fly into the sky. They even flew to the moon a few years ago. Then The first time I witnessed it was when we received him at the castle on the moon. The expression on that Muggle astronaut's face was so funny. Although he was later cast an oblivion spell, it was a pity because he was a very nice person. .”

Wang Chao glanced at Dumbledore suspiciously...

"So, there really is a castle on the moon?!"

Dumbledore scratched his nose and spoke calmly.

"Yes, actually that castle has been around for more than 500 years. At that time, Muggles persecuted wizards all over the world, so some wizards built a shelter on the moon. Our magic power is limited, and we can only reach the moon as far as possible. In fact, Mars It is definitely a better choice. Science is developing too fast now. Maybe Muggles will reach Mars before us. I believe that sooner or later, magic and science will merge together, allowing humans to leave the earth and go to the universe. explore."

At the mention of going to the universe, Wang Chao suddenly felt a sharp pain in his forehead. Some forgotten vague memories seemed to be stimulated by these words, revealing some strange pictures.

It seemed that a group of weird aliens were invading. The superheroes on the earth rose up to resist, but there was a big purple guy who defeated them all...

"I think there is no need to be so hasty in exploring the universe," Wang Chao rubbed his temples, "Before exploring, prepare a strong enough force. Having a sword in your hand but not using it is not the same thing as being unarmed."

Dumbledore laughed loudly and said, "You are actually serious. By the time we really explore the universe, we people will be dead long ago. For us wizards, death is the beginning of another great adventure. By then, the universe will The secret will naturally be revealed in front of us, do you see how I am now?"

Wearing a fitted brown suit with gold thread patterns, he wore a pink soft hat on his head and held a gold crutch in his hand with the shape of a phoenix on the top.

He looks like a very ordinary Muggle scholar, gentle and elegant, making people feel very friendly.

A bright rose is pinned to her chest.

"It's too fancy..."

Wang Chao went over and turned the hat into black, reducing the number of patterns to only one-third of the area. Most of the fancy patterns were reduced, and it suddenly became more pleasing to the eye.

But the most terrible thing is the red rose on the chest. It looks like an old pervert dating a little sheep, and it looks like he has evil intentions.

Wang Chao turned this particularly unpleasant red rose into a white handkerchief, raised his hand to summon a mirror, and asked Dumbledore to look at himself in the mirror.

Dumbledore looked up and down and snorted unsatisfied.

"It's quite satisfactory. It's too featureless. It's just barely watchable. Then let's set off right away?"

Wang Chao laughed and said, "Okay, let's set off now."

...

At Romania International Airport, a row of Muggle tourists wearing Gothic costumes got off the plane excitedly.

"Ah..." One of the girls with heavy eye shadow took a deep breath, "This is the hometown of Dracula, the vampire king, and the home of all vampires. Even the air seems to be filled with the sweet scent of the vampires. .”

Dumbledore walked up to the girl on crutches and raised a finger to correct her mistake.

"Girl, I want to correct you here. This is indeed the hometown of Dracula, but it is not the home of all vampires. In fact, the racial divisions among vampires are very strict. For example, the vampires in South America come from the sacrifice of the snake god, and the vampires in China They are just a particularly strong zombie, and the totem of Dracula's group is a bat. They can transform into bats and move, and their smell has a damp and corrupt smell. They really have nothing to do with Xiangtian."

The goth girl's beautiful big eyes suddenly widened, and a small sharpened tiger tooth appeared under her lips. Her hands trembling with anger pointed at Dumbledore's nose.

"You! How dare you say that to my Prince of Darkness? The Vampires are the nobles of the night! How much do you know about them? What do you know about the Vampires? If you weren't so old, I would definitely beat you up!"

Dumbledore didn't understand why the Goth girl was angry, so he spread his hands helplessly.

"I know vampires quite well. After all, vampires supported Grindelwald's side back then. They always wore rags and had nothing to do with the nobility. Some scholars believe that they are a mixture of humans and dementors. Of course Considering that humans in some places are indeed perverted, I cannot deny this possibility."

"Okay! How dare you say that the great vampire is a pervert!"

"No, I didn't say that," Dumbledore tried to explain clearly, "I mean, they may be the descendants of perverts and dementors. This is just a guess. I personally don't think this legend has any basis. After all, You know, Dementors feed on happy emotions, and you know, no one can be happy with them."

At this time, Wang Chao, holding a map and wearing a fancy Hawaiian shirt, walked out and saw at a glance that Dumbledore and the Goth Muggle were communicating with each other on different channels.

Wang Chao quickly came to Dumbledore's side and lowered his voice.

"What the hell are you doing? Why are you telling a Muggle this?"

Dumbledore took a breath and slapped his head repeatedly.

"Damn it, I forgot that this is not Hogwarts. People are forgetful when they get old. Let's leave quickly."

Dumbledore made many fools of himself along the way, such as asking the flight attendant how often the plane's wings beat, how much food he needs to feed in a day, and so on.

The passengers next to him laughed and laughed. People thought he was an old man with Alzheimer's disease, and no one took him seriously.

He thought that this situation would get better after getting off the plane, but he didn't expect that after getting off the plane, he would still get into trouble with the vampire pilgrim.

Romania is most famous for that place, the legendary castle that belonged to Dracula the Impaler.

In countless novels and film and television works, Dracula has been described as an affectionate and powerful midnight gentleman who especially likes beautiful girls who are as beautiful as flowers.

Wang Chao feels that he cannot understand that I can be affectionate, I am also very strong, and I also like beautiful girls.

Why doesn't anyone throw themselves at me?