Hogwarts Food Master

"Ghost Granny blew herself up and died," Aunt Vivian said with some regret. "This kind of little monster that specializes in eating children should really burn her to death. However, the Brothers Grimm did not escape immediately. The one they rescued was wearing a little red riding hood. The girl turned out to be a werewolf, and she lived with her grandma. Their luck was really bad, and the day they sent the girl back was the full moon."

"It's not easy for the Brothers Grimm," Wang Chao had to sigh, "but the werewolves don't just kill everyone on sight. They still have a chance to survive."

"That's right, Muggles have one thing that we wizards can never match, that is, they have really good physical strength. They actually ran all night and stayed up until dawn. Can you believe this? If it were a wizard, If you can't run 100 meters, you will be eaten by a werewolf."

The wizards here have to admit that there are pros and cons to magic. The pros are of course convenient, but the cons are that it is too convenient.

Many wizards have to use magic to pour a cup of tea, and use magic to walk. They don't even think about running and fitness. Getting a smelly sweat is something only Muggle coolies do. Wizards must uphold elegance.

There is no problem if your body is out of shape, just leave everything to magic. It is not too difficult to use magic to make fat disappear, but it must be left to a professional beauty wizard.

There was once a case where a young wizard girl used magic to remove fat by herself in order to save money, but accidentally lost her ribs. This was considered a good thing. Some people just lost their stomachs, and others followed suit on the spot.

Therefore, the system of wizards is similar to that of tofu. Only a few people maintain exercise, but these people are engaged in special industries.

For example, Aurors need to keep their skills strong. After all, strong skills can help wizards gain greater advantages in magic duels.

Especially when dealing with those lawless black magicians, being able to dodge a few Avatars can often determine whether you can complete the mission alive.

"However, their bad luck has come to an end. Deep in the dark forest, they found the legendary old wizard. It was a fat witch with gray hair who liked to pretend to be young. She called herself a fairy godmother and used an exaggerated car. The pumpkin cart took the two brothers back to the vicinity of Dracula's Castle."

Later records were very simple. The fairy godmother had magic to defeat the invading vampire. Some people recognized that he was indeed Dracula the Impaler, but he was different. In addition to having the characteristics of a vampire, he also had some werewolf characteristics. Attributes, some people in later generations speculated that Dracula's ancestors may have some connection with werewolves.

It's just that this bloodline has become very weak in Dracula. It is also because of this werewolf bloodline that he was able to kill dozens of rebels and escape into the dark forest despite being stabbed more than a dozen times. .

There has always been a group of vampires entrenched in the dark forest. Dracula has led people to surround them many times, but the vampires come and go without a trace.

In the depths of the dark forest, there is no sunlight, which is the biggest weakness, so Dracula's army often suffers heavy losses and has to withdraw, which is equivalent to delivering several takeaways to the vampire.

But Dracula himself was very powerful and had killed several vampires who had become promiscuous. There must be a deep hatred between the two sides.

You can imagine what will happen when Dracula, covered in blood, escapes into the dark forest and is discovered by the vampires.

Dracula publicly insulted the vampire family many times, saying that vampires are just a group of blood-sucking mosquitoes, not even as good as the bats in the cave, and he would not turn into that kind of monster even if he died.

Every statement pokes the vampire's lungs hard...

The vampire family has one thing in common - waves!

They like to dance on the blade. They think it is exciting enough. They not only have to dance, but also dance very gracefully. In fact, they are just trying different tricks to make death.

There must be some vampires who say that killing Dracula is too easy for him. Since he looks down on us so much, why not turn him into a vampire and make him the monster he hates the most!

The final outcome is a century-old collision between the vampire and werewolf bloodlines. Dracula's combat power is already overwhelming, making all the vampires stupid.

This is probably the truth behind the sudden mass disappearance of the vampires raging in the dark forest.

What follows is what was recorded above. A week later, Dracula gradually adapted to his new identity and began his bloody revenge.

After all his enemies were slaughtered, he began to live in self-imposed exile, living on the blood of forest animals and occasionally appearing in his own territory to suck the blood of domestic animals.

As for those priests who died tragically, I can understand...

After all, this was the sect that he had defended with all his life. In the end, not only did he not bring himself peace, but he also said that he was a monster and an enemy of God, and that he should be sent to hell.

Anyone would be angry. He was betrayed by his subordinates before, but this time it was even better. He was betrayed by his faith.

Under the double blow, it is reasonable for Dracula to torture the priest. After all, he has always been a cruel person.

It's just that Dracula can hardly be killed, has the powerful recovery ability of a vampire and a werewolf at the same time, and is not afraid of the sun. The fairy godmother can only seal him in a bronze statue and be buried under the altar of the castle church...

Hearing this, Dumbledore frowned and said, "So, Dracula has never left the castle? What do these vampires do? Why do they take such a big risk and pretend to be Dracula?" Woolen cloth?"

The wizards all looked at each other in shock. Only Grindelwald and Wang Chao, who were very familiar with Muggle culture, came to their senses.

"They want to resurrect Dracula!" The two said the answer in their hearts in unison.

"Resurrect Dracula?" Aunt Vivian couldn't understand, "But don't you understand? Dracula hates vampires. Compared with those traitors, he hates the people who turned him into a monster, the elders among vampires. I won’t agree with them doing this, are they crazy?”

"Obviously, these are a group of middle-class vampires," Grindelwald concluded succinctly. "They are probably Muggles turned vampires. They have no idea what kind of monster Dracula is."

"Alas, not only do you not know, but I guess you are also deeply influenced by the Muggle Two-dimensional culture, thinking that Dracula is actually the savior of vampires." Wang Chao also expressed his thoughts, "You don't understand at all, the Muggle world has already What kind of image does it portray Dracula?"

Dumbledore was most interested in the culture of the Muggle world and asked hurriedly, "There is such a thing, please tell me!"

"There are so many games, comics, novels and movies about Dracula, not to mention the secondary creation among the people. Dracula has become an affectionate lover, a loving father, a tragic hero, and a vampire. The savior, and even the spokesperson of the dark world, has almost destroyed the world many times."

"My dear, do Muggles have a secondary disease per capita? All these messy settings are actually placed in one person?"

Even the well-informed Dumbledore was stunned, "Although I know that Magu's culture has developed to an incredible level, this is too exaggerated!"