Naruto I really don't want to play gymnastics

Kyotaro Suga looked at the list full of red ticks, and fell into deep thought. Although he had no objection to the arrangement in the village, he really didn't know what to teach, and he simply drove the ducks to the shelves, for the first time.

He sighed in his heart, a little puzzled, who said that the second ninja war has been fought for so many years, and ninjas who can teach have been sent to the front line to fight, even the janitor and the ninja dog he raised have gone to the front line, now What's the use of this teacher's crash manual!

It is only at this moment that life is equal. No matter who you are, as long as you know how to use ninjutsu, come to the front line and fight for me - Quotations from a certain Hokage

On the battlefield, three strong men beat up a minor child, and the injured child who did not hesitate to lend a helping hand to the enemy pulled out Kunai.

There is no distinction between right and wrong, good and evil, there are only wars and interests between countries, for an illusory excuse, how many lives and blood are spilled on the loess, this is the eternal blood and darkness in this ninja world.There is no baptism of nine-year compulsory education.

Whoops, back to the topic.

At this time, Suga Kyotaro stood on the podium in distress, thinking hard:

"Huh? What did the teacher do when I was in the ninja school? Roll call, dismissal, roll call, dismissal again..."

"By the way, fight! Oh no, a duel between ninjas! Really, how can a duel between ninjas be called a fight? I have to change this point."

Seeing many suspicious eyes from the audience, Suga Kyotaro seemed to ask again, what happened to the teacher, why did he start to be in a daze after calling a name.

He didn't think too much, and made a decisive decision: "Students, believe in fighting, ah no, everyone can't wait to compete with the students you just met, so let's go, the destination, the school's martial arts arena!"

Seeing the stunned expressions of the students, he folded his arms, nodded in satisfaction, and walked out of the classroom first: Sure enough, I am very talented in teaching. Look at my students who are so happy that they are speechless.

The children below opened their mouths and looked at each other.

Uchiha Kanna also opened her mouth wide, and her baby-fat face was squeezed together because of the movement of her mouth, which was a little cute.

She turned her head and asked in a low voice to Obito Uchiha, who was wearing goggles, "Father, didn't they say that the first day was just reporting and receiving books and knives? Why did the teacher suddenly let us go to duel practice, Obito, Why do I feel that this teacher is a bit unreliable?"

"Well, Kanna, you just love to think too much." The second-year boy Uchiha Obito waved his hands indifferently, showing an expression that you don't understand, and said affirmatively:

"As the saying goes, there is a three-year generation gap. Your father and the others are far behind us. How can they understand the current teaching method? The teacher must know our own level to teach according to our aptitude."

"Is that so?" Uchiha Kanna tilted her head, still a little puzzled.

Uchiha Obito didn't wait for her to say anything, got up, and ran to the classroom door: "Sure, didn't you see that they all left, hurry up, Kanna, I'll go first."

Uchiha Kanna saw that it was Uchiha Obito who ran out the door in a hurry, sighed slightly, got up, and walked towards the door. Before going out, she looked back at the empty classroom, only Chen Kai was left sitting in the back row , giggling silly there, she kindly reminded:

"Student Maitkai, it's Maitkai, right? Why don't you come out yet? Teachers and classmates have all gone to the martial arts field?"

"Oh, right now, classmate Uchiha, you go first, I'll come right away." Chen Kai wiped his mouth, wiped off the saliva that flowed out when he smirked just now, and showed Uchiha Kanna a look that he thought was more handsome smile.

Uchiha Kanna: "???" Looking at Chen Kai, who was grinning in the back row and showing his big white teeth, the three-year-old was a little scared, so she quickened her pace and walked out of the classroom, feeling a little emotional: What a strange classmate.

Chen Kai in the back row looked at the empty classroom gloomily, and smiled maliciously: "My stupid classmates, face your fear, I will use my practice since I was breastfeeding to let you deeply understand My pain since I was a child! Face the blast!!!"

...............................

In the martial arts arena, Suga Kyotaro looked at Chen Kai who came late, and cleared his throat: "Since everyone is here, let's start. The first match, the anus on the left vs. the anus on the right."

Seeing that the teacher didn't touch him in the middle of the anus, he looked resentful, but unfortunately the opportunity to show off was gone.

And the second anal brother in the queue nodded himself when he heard the teacher was the first, his eyes brightened and he jumped out excitedly, before Suga Kyotaro gave the order, they hugged and wrestled together.

classmate:"........."

Suga Kyotaro: "......"

Chen Kai in the corner, watching the fierce battle between the two, began to explain passionately: "Hey, the anus left and the anus used the eight punches, and the anus took the middle right, what! He didn't just fall down, what! He also used He has mastered Wang Baquan, and he can do it too, so it can only be said that he is worthy of being two brothers?"

Onlookers: ".........."

Suga Kyotaro: "..."

Without paying attention to the strange eyes of the crowd, Chen Kai became more enthusiastic: "Okay, the contestants on both sides have entered the white-hot stage, both of them are adjusting their breathing, attacking! Attacking! The anus is on the left, it seems that the first one can't bear the loneliness, and launched an attack. And what about our anal-right contestant? My God, he chose to fight head-on! A duel like a warrior! It seems that this is a decisive confrontation!"

boom!

There was a sound of collision, and Anan Juyou and Anan Juzuo both fell to the ground. After a while, the two got up from the ground and hugged each other:

"elder brother!"

"younger brother!"

"We are indeed rivals for life!"

Everyone: "........."

Chen Kai, who was commenting on the sidelines, was moved to tears: "The two contestants actually chose to end in a draw. What an admirable moral demeanor, what a touching brotherhood!"

Listening to Chen Kai's commentary in the center of the anus, he clenched his fists and stomped his feet in dissatisfaction: "Damn it, they have taken away the chance to show off!"

classmates:"........"

At this time, Suga Kyotaro regretted that he didn't come to engage in the education industry earlier. He really didn't expect that there were so many wonderful things in his class. In just one class, he felt physically and mentally exhausted. If he taught for a few more years, it might not be this There will be a qualitative leap in mental power, no wonder the ninjutsu teacher of the ninja school is the best among ninjas of the same level. It turns out that there is a real reason.

Suga Kyotaro rubbed the center of his brows, and with his only remaining eye, he looked at the resentful Anon Center and Chen Kai in the queue: "In the second round, Matt Kai will fight against Anon Center."