Naruto I really don't want to play gymnastics

"Apprentice, what are you waiting for, how about I teach you intimacy and violence as a teacher?" Ji Laiya squatted down, grinning, and said to Chen Kai with a smile.

Chen Kai looked at him expressionlessly: "I want to learn shadow avatar."

"Boy, you don't know anything. You learn a der's shadow clone! I'll teach you fairy mode, do you want to learn it?"

Chen Kai looked at Jiraiya quietly, pondered for a moment, then nodded with a serious face: "Yes, teach me."

Jiraiya: "Teach me der, please learn common sense first!"

Chen Kai's face darkened, and he turned his head and left: "I don't know if the Uchiha guards will accept reports of voyeurism."

I go!This kid is ruthless!

Zilai also trotted over, and put his arms around Chen Kai's shoulders: "Ah, lah, don't worry, young man, I will teach you how to practice Chakra first, let's know, you have to eat food one bite at a time. You can't make a fat man with your breath!"

Chen Kai: "I can!"

Ji Lai Ye: "Yeah, children can be taught!"

Chen Kai: "I can!!"

Zilai also nodded in relief: "I know you can do it, and it's getting late, I'll teach you the cultivation method first, why don't we make an appointment at the back of the mountain tomorrow!"

Chen Kai: "I can!!!"

Zilai also frowned: "You can do whatever you want."

Chen Kai: "I can eat fat in one sitting! As long as you pay the bill!"

Jiraiya: "..."

Chen Kai: "Why, don't you believe me?"

Jiraiya: "....kind of."

Hehe, stupid mortal, feel the pain!

Chen Kai raised his eyebrows, and waved his hand: "Let's go to Yile Noodle Shop! I'm treating guests! Let's treat it as an apprentice banquet!"

Zilai also looked at the round watermelon-headed kid under him, and was a little amused: "This is the first time I have met a kid who invites me to dinner. I will give you face and lead the way."

Chen Kai, who was walking in front, was not angry, and walked forward with a smile: "I don't know if this road is in the direction of the security forces. Damn, the kid doesn't know the way, so I'm a little distressed."

Ji Laiya's eyelids twitched, and he walked forward with a smile on his face:

"Master, this way please, this way please, I am familiar with the noodle shop, I will help you guide the way."

"Boss Datongmu! Two extra-large bowls of char siew ramen! Don't worry, the money is enough!" Chen Kai looked at Yile in doubt, patted his pocket proudly, and looked at Zilaiye next to him: "Do you want green onions and coriander?"

Jiraiya shook his head: "Either or not..."

Chen Kai: "Well, boss! The green onions and coriander are delicious!"

Jiraiya: "......"

"Here comes the extra large bowl of char siu ramen, please take it easy."

Jiraiya: "By the way, kid, suck~ How did you think of asking me to be your teacher, suck~"

Chen Kai: "Shu Liu~ My name is Mai Tekai, Su Liu~"

Jiraiya: "Oh, suck~"

Chen Kai: "Because you feel the easiest to succeed. Succult ~ Boss! Have another bowl!"

"Good Le!"

Jilai also smiled: "What, is it because I look the most friendly? Suck~"

Chen Kai shook his head: "Suck it ~ female soup, suck it ~"

"Cough, cough, cough."

Embarrassedly smiled, Zilai also scratched his head: "Eat noodles, eat noodles, and after eating, I will teach you how to practice Chakra."

Patting his stomach in satisfaction, he looked at the empty bowls stacked high on the table, "Boss! Two more bowls to pack!"

Zilai also saw the plump watermelon beside him, and the corner of his mouth twitched.

Good guy, this is not a fat man, this is already a watermelon, this brat, he must not be from the Qiudao clan.In other words, could it be that Qiudao from the Minato team instructed this kid to worship me as a teacher?What's going on with Qiudao?

Yile carried the packing bag and handed it to Chen Kai, "Chenghui, 6500 Gang."

Chen Kai nodded, and looked at Ji Laiye beside him: "What are you looking at me for? Pay the bill?"

Ok?

Jiraiya pointed at himself: "Me? Treat me to dinner?"

Chen Kai didn't take it seriously: "I treat you to pay, is there any problem?"

Suddenly, Chen Kai seemed to have thought of something, and covered his mouth in shock:

"No, no, Jiraiya, one of the dignified Sannin, asked a three-year-old child to pay the bill when he went out to eat, isn't that right? Is this one of the dignified Sannin, the direct disciple of the Third Hokage?"

Zilai also looked at Chen Kai, and reluctantly took out a green frog wallet.

Wait, there are only nine bowls of noodles in total!How can I ask for 6500 Gang?

He looked suspiciously at the young noodle shop owner who was waiting to collect the bill.

"It's such a guest. This little guest has not paid for the extra-large bowl of char siu ramen before."

"boom!"

Jiraiya slammed his fist on the dining table: "Little Kai, don't go too far!"

"Boss, do you know which direction the security forces are in?" Chen Kai who was at the side secretly asked Yile for the location, and when he heard Ji Laiya's rising tone, he looked at him in confusion: "What did you ask me to do?" ?”

Jiraiya: "Ah, it's nothing, my apprentice, you are too disgraceful, how can you renege on your bill if you don't have money for noodles, ask my teacher to come and pay for you."

Chen Kai stretched out his hands touched, and grabbed Jiraiya's arms: "Teacher!!"

Unsociable, some crystal clear pork bone soup flew out of the bag in Chen Kai's hand and spilled on the clothes of a certain white-haired man

Jiraiya: "???!!!"

. . . . . . . . . .

The bright moonlight sprinkled on this troubled land, reflecting two figures, one big and one small somewhere, the moonlight at this time was soft, crystal clear, and smelled like pork bone soup.

Ji Lai also crossed his arms and looked at Chen Kai: "Little devil, it is said that the children of the big family will practice chakra in advance. You are a boy from the Qiudao family. How can you become a watermelon without knowing anything?"

???

Chen Kai had a question mark on his face: "Who told you that I belong to the Qiudao clan? Your Qiudao clan is a watermelon head with thick eyebrows and big eyes?"

Zilai was also stunned: "Isn't it? You, a three-year-old kid, ate 20 more bowls of extra-large char siu ramen than me, a young man in his 4s. Aren't you from the Qiudao clan?"

That's the amount of food you've never seen your future disciple-in-law!

Chen Kai rolled his eyes and said in a low tone: "Actually, my father is just a little genin..."

Before Chen Kai could finish speaking, Zilai also sighed, and patted Chen Kai on the shoulder: "My condolences."

"Who told you that my father is dead???"

Jiraiya: "??? You're not dead, why are you so thick???"

Chen Kai: "..."

He glanced at Chen Kai again: "However, with your appetite, I can't see far away if your father is alive."

Chen Kai: "...How do you know? He is really going to die in a few years."

Jiraiya: "...My condolences."

Chen Kai nodded sadly: "We mourn together."

and many more!

Chen Kai stared at Jiraiya covetously, with an unfriendly expression: "I seem to have told you just now that my name is Maite Kai, isn't it Maite from your Qiudao clan?"

Jiraiya: "...It seems like this..."