Swim Dragon Ball with Wukong

003. Daily life in the deep mountains and old forests

When he woke up again, Zhang Wutian finally saw Xiao Wukong's so-called rescue method.

That was holding Zhang Wutian's mouth and gnawing wildly. To be honest, being held and gnawed by such a monkey woman was not ambiguous at all. Of course, this kind of non-standard artificial respiration would not have any therapeutic effect.

Zhang Wutian is now very suspicious of Mr. Sun Wufan, the disciple of Lord Turtle Immortal, for what purpose he has in teaching his granddaughter like this. Considering Lord Turtle Immortal's low moral integrity and his well-known little hobby, Zhang Wutian's eyes became sinister.

"You finally woke up, Zhang Wutian. Didn't you promise not to faint? So I have to come to help you with first aid again." Xiao Wukong said dissatisfied.

"Thank you so much, but don't do this kind of first aid to others in the future."

"Why not?" Sun Wukong tilted his head and looked at Zhang Wutian in front of him with his big innocent eyes.

"Didn't your grandfather tell you that this is something you can only do with your husband? Didn't he tell you that you can only have one husband?"

"It seems I have said it, but it seems I haven't." Xiao Wukong tilted his head and thought hard.

"I'm your husband now, so you can't do this to anyone else."

Of course Zhang Wutian didn't have any strange thoughts about Xiao Wukong. At least at this moment, he had not thought about marrying this monkey girl at all. However, if Xiao Wukong was to fight with certain enemies in the future, such as the third-level transformation, After beating the naked Frieza, in order to save others, he suddenly pounced on them, hugged them and ate them. This style of painting is so beautiful that it makes Zhang Wutian feel creepy just thinking about it.

"Anyway, you must listen to me, do you understand?"

"Although I don't understand it very well, since you are my husband, then I will listen to you." It seems that I still can't figure out the meaning of the word husband, but at least this is what Xiao Wukong's grandfather once mentioned. Xiao Wukong had a certain amount of respect for this word, so she reluctantly obeyed Zhang Wutian's words.

Holding his chest, Zhang Wutian stood up unsteadily. He found that even after receiving such a violent blow from Xiao Wukong, his chest was not dented or anything, but his body seemed to be stronger.

"Do I really have a physique that becomes stronger after being beaten? It's a bit like an RPG game from long ago."

With this idea in mind, Zhang Wutian was not in a hurry to go home for the time being. He even thought that Zhang Wutian, who could rely on the dragon beads to return to his original world, stayed at Sun Wukong's home.

"Get up, Zhang Wutian, it's already dawn."

"I won't sleep for another five minutes."

The last thing was the sound of Zhang Wutian spitting out a mouthful of old blood, and Xiao Wukong hit him in the stomach with a headbutt, knocking him up.

"Are you going to kill me? In fact, you want to eat my flesh, you dead monkey?"

"I don't want to eat your meat. I can't wake you up without this method." Xiao Wukong said confidently.

The two came to the dinner table, and this time it was Zhang Wutian's turn to teach Xiao Wukong a lesson.

"Don't use your hands. Use chopsticks to eat. Didn't your grandfather leave you tableware?"

"It's so annoying, Zhang Wutian, you are more verbose than my grandfather."

"Stop talking nonsense, just do as I do. I don't ask you to be a lady, but at the very least you have to keep the bottom line of humanity for me."

After eating, the two went hunting together.

"The prey will be left to you. Come on, don't lose."

Pointing at the giant bear that was over 4 meters tall, Xiao Wukong said calmly.

"Are you sure I didn't go to give that guy extra food?"

"Don't worry, you can survive one punch from me. I believe you can win. And don't you want to become stronger? If you defeat it, you will definitely become stronger."

Zhang Wutian took a deep breath, said nothing, and walked towards the alert giant bear under Xiao Wukong's gaze.

The giant bear stood up and glared at Zhang Wutian.

 

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"I heard that bears don't eat dead people. If I lie down and pretend to be dead now, will you ignore me?"

Zhang Wutian's answer was a merciless bear's paw.

Zhang Wuxing was beaten back again and again, but he, who had withstood Xiao Wukong's attack before, finally stood his ground and was not knocked away by a palm.

"If you can, give me another slap, you stupid bear."

Three minutes later, Xiao Wukong killed the giant bear with a look of helplessness, and then rescued Zhang Wutian, who had half his body swallowed by the bear, with only his legs still exposed outside the bear's mouth.

"I thought I was dead." Zhang Wutian, who was still bleeding from a hole in his head, said in embarrassment.

"You are so weak. You can't hunt alone like this. How did you survive in the past? Have you always been a vegetarian?"

Regarding this question, Zhang Wutian was speechless.

At night, Zhang Wutian, who had eaten the bear's paw, and Xiao Wukong, who had eaten all the other parts of the bear, sat side by side under the eaves, looking at the stars in the sky.

"I'm full, I'm full." Xiao Wukong said happily, holding his bulging belly.

"The food you eat is several times larger than your size. How does a Saiyan's stomach work? Is this the secret to the power of Saiyans?"

"What Saiyan are you talking about?"

"It's a name used by people in the city for people in the mountains." Zhang Wutian changed the subject: "Do you know the city?"

"Well, I heard it from my grandfather. He said there are many bad people in the city."

"I'm just from the city. Do you think I'm a bad person?"

Xiao Wukong shook his head, and then added: "But you are so weak. Are all the people in the city as weak as you?"

"Absolutely." Looking up at the stars and feeling the charm of the unpolluted night sky, Zhang Wutian said in an ethereal voice: "Most people in the city are very indifferent, and they will never entertain a stranger casually like you. People live at home. Although I have grown up in the city since I was a child and am considered a true city dweller, I always feel like I am living in a cage without any freedom. I envy you for living a free life without being bound by anything."

"Huhu" came a rhythmic snoring sound from beside her. The monkey girl had fallen asleep.

"Really, listen to what someone has said. It's rare for me to express such emotion." Zhang Wutian sighed helplessly, picked up Xiao Wukong and put him on the bed.

Looking at the light little Wukong in his arms, Zhang Wutian said to himself: "Husband, come on, they look like father and daughter. Although I'm not married yet, if I have a daughter, she should look like this. Bar."

"Grandpa, I miss you so much" Xiao Wukong, who was held by Zhang Wutian, talked in his sleep, and this blow hit the soft part of Zhang Wutian's heart.

"After all, he is still a kid. Although he usually looks carefree, he still misses his grandpa in his dreams."

"Have a good sleep, little monkey." Zhang Wutian gently touched Xiao Wukong's hair.

The next moment, there was a click, and Xiao Wukong bit Zhang Wutian's outstretched hand.

“Grandpa is delicious”

"Asshole, I'm not your grandpa, and even your grandpa can't eat it. Wait, your grandpa was actually eaten by you, right? You man-eating monkey, don't bite, please let me go, etc." , why are you biting down tighter, please let me go."

The next day, Sun Wukong woke up and saw Zhang Wutian with a face full of grief and anger and teeth marks on his arms.

"Come on, monkey girl, let's fight for 300 rounds."

"Okay." Since her grandfather died, there was no one to practice with her, so Sun Wukong seemed very interested in Zhang Wutian's invitation.

By the way, in the battle that day, Zhang Wutian was punched away by Sun Wukong before he could even last three rounds, and he could not get up again.

Zhang Wutian: Why do I have to be beaten away in every chapter? Author, do you have any grudge against me?