Ninja World: Penn peeked at my diary

The ground is so flat!

Also, this room is not a cave, but a house made of wood.

This thing is called a horse-drawn carriage. For such a big man, he would be dead if he was hit!

"Oh oh oh~"

The sound of rooster crow came, and the tiger demon suddenly trembled, and his whole body suddenly found its way to the frame of a cat.

Of course it wasn't because I was afraid of the crowing rooster.

After all, I am not that ignorant tiger over there in Guizhou.

I have never even seen a donkey, and I have to test it so many times before I dare to eat it.

Cocks and other things are completely trivial to me!

But the key is not the cock.

I once encountered a black and white spirit in the wild, and then I had a fight with it.

To say that they had a fight was actually to put gold on his face. The other party almost slapped him to death. If he hadn't run so fast, he would have almost confessed to him.

I found out later after killing some passers-by and refining them into ghosts.

That thing is called a panda, a terrifying group of people. Their ancestors even followed Chi You and fought with the Yellow Emperor.

What's even more terrifying is to listen to my own foreign ghost.

In Gada, Sichuan, every household keeps that kind of monster.

Damn it, are all humans such horrible people?

I had almost forgotten about it, but when I heard the rooster crow today, I suddenly remembered it again.

After all, if there is a rooster, it proves that people in Gada have pets.

Since he already has pets, it wouldn’t be too much for him to raise a panda~

Be careful.

Although he was careful, the tiger demon was not very worried.

After all, these days are different.

There is someone above me.

At first, I surrendered to that monk, perhaps a little unwillingly, just out of my instinct for the strong.

There is someone behind us!

Thinking of this, the tiger demon felt that his steps became a little bolder at this moment.

"Sniff~"

After a while, the tiger demon came to the door of the inn.

The person the monk asked him to find seemed to be in this inn.

The door was right in front of him. Although it was locked, the tiger demon said that it was not a problem.

After becoming a spirit, his strength has become countless times stronger. A tree as thick as a bowl can be smashed to pieces with just one slap.

Not to mention, this little broken door in front of me.

None of this is a problem.

Immediately, the tiger demon raised his head and looked at the second floor window.

These days, if there are windows, who can walk through the door~

......

Chen Feng's room.

"Since the young master is drunk, the young lady will take her leave today."

Seeing that Chen Feng seemed to be falling on the table, Lu Yinchen said with some disappointment.

Sure enough, what I did just now was probably too anxious.

Although Mr. Chen Feng seems to be willing to communicate with him now, there is no one who gets drunk without even drinking.

I had behaved like this before.

But he had an ulterior motive.

For example, when you are drunk, Mr. Chen may do whatever you want to him, or if you are drunk, you may have sex while drunk and do whatever you want to Mr. Chen.

When the time comes, the raw rice will be cooked, and your goal will be achieved.

Now Mr. Chen uses the same method to pretend to be drunk in front of himself.

Will the other party think the same as you do?

This is obviously impossible~

If Mr. Chen had any bad thoughts towards him, why didn't he just obey him?

not to mention.

According to Chen Feng's combat effectiveness at this moment.

Not to mention pretending to be drunk, even if he was fully armed, he could suppress it with one hand.

Therefore, if the other party wants to obey you, is there any difference in pretending to be drunk in front of you?

You must be overthinking, and you must not make any mistakes at this time. If you make another mistake, your image will be completely ruined.

At this moment, Lu Yinchen decisively chose a strategic retreat.

leave first.

Waiting for tomorrow, coming to the other party every day and relying on your own means, you won't be able to achieve what you want by then!

On the other side, Chen Feng, who was pretending to be drunk, suddenly felt a little confused.

what's going on?

Hey, hey, please!

When you pretended to be drunk before, what were your thoughts? You didn’t have any idea?

Now we have used the same method to you, and now you tell us that you are going back?

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻┻

You've taken off your pants and you're telling me this?

"Ahem, I had a great time chatting with Miss Lu today. I'm usually quite good at drinking. Who knew Miss Lu's wine-"

"The fruit wine I brought with honey is not intoxicating at all."

Lu Yinchen said in a faint voice.

Chen Feng......

The air became quiet for a moment, and the atmosphere suddenly became a little awkward.

"Actually, Miss Lu is so charming. I believe no one in the world can resist Miss Lu's charm."

Chen Fengruo said pointedly.

"Does that include you too?"

Lu Yinchen's eyes lit up when he heard Chen Feng's words, he looked at Chen Feng and asked with deep joy.

Chen Feng......

Of course it was included, but that feeling of being spied on came over again.

Does this group of dog coins have anything to do with the river crab master?

At the slightest sign of trouble, everyone rushes over to watch?

By the way, are these gods in the sky having nothing to do and watching Jin Chanzi Little Theater at a fixed time and place all day long?

How boring are you?

"Ahem, what about this? A friend of mine told me something."

"Is that friend of yours yourself?"

Lu Yinchen looked at Chen Feng with a scrutinizing expression.

"No, it's definitely not me. My friend went to play with others, and they all drank too much.

His friend got a girl somewhere. The girl came in and took off her clothes. My friend was frightened. My friend said, who are you? I don’t know you either.

My friend asked her: Are you a lady? She said no, and I said, well, let’s chat. She looked at me a little weird at first, but then she said let’s chat.

She told my friend that she had a boyfriend when she was 16 and got pregnant when she was seventeen.I married that man, and now that man doesn’t make any money either.

The child is not young anymore, but the man still beats her.She started crying while talking, and my friend gave her the rest of the money in his pocket. My friend said, "Take it, buy something for the child to eat." She said, "Brother, I can't ask for your money in vain." Money.

At this time, my friend realized that she was the lady. My friend said that I was not here to solicit prostitution. She had already taken off her skirt. She asked my friend if he thought she was dirty. My friend said that was absolutely not the case.

She started to take off my old friend's clothes. My friend was nervous and I was embarrassed.

If he complied, he would be sorry for his wife at home; if he didn't, he would be suspicious of someone else's stolen goods.Just then there was a knock on the door, and my friend quickly took the opportunity to climb out of bed and open the door.

When he opened the door, it was his wife! "

As he spoke, Chen Feng spread his hands and looked helpless.

Madan always feels that his current situation is even more difficult than Bao Beier's situation at that time.

The most you can do is pay a fine and stay there for a few days.

We want it, but we can't show it yet. If we dare to show it, I'm afraid the Buddha will come down to earth and give us a set of combo punches.

If you enjoy the coolness, it will be cool. Let’s learn from it in the next life.

If you feel cold without even enjoying it, then you are really losing your blood~

Tangled~

"what do you mean?"

Lu Yinchen's expression was stunned for a moment, and then his eyes became brighter.

Chen Feng said that he had no idea what this person was thinking of. Anyway, he just said it casually with emotion.

"In that case, why don't the long nights be as good as ours——"

"roar~"

The evil wind swept across, and the windows suddenly made a crashing sound. A colorful tiger looked coldly at Chen Feng and Lu Yinchen.

Serious monster, who takes the right door~

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