Douluo Continuing The Seven Shrek Monsters' Road to Godhood
Chapter 353 --You're done shaking, do you want to eat barbecue?
Ma Hongjun's jumping stopped abruptly. He glanced sideways at Oscar and saw Oscar with a happy face being held by Ning Rongrong who looked sweet. I couldn't help but tease sourly: "Yo? Have you coaxed me?"
"That is."
Oscar raised his head proudly.
Ma Hongjun despises Oscar's proud look the most. He was scolded for poaching soul beasts and had nowhere to go. Immediately, he rolled his eyes and "praised" Oscar: "Okay, you managed to coax him so quickly. You are really not an ordinary cow..."
Oscar didn't know what the trick was, and became even more proud: "Of course! You don't even know who I am. Is there anything I can do if I take action?"
Ma Hongjun ignored Oscar's pride. He just looked at Ning Rongrong, thinking that under Oscar's complacency, Ning Rongrong would definitely get angry again. No idea. Ning Rongrong showed no signs of getting angry except for giving Oscar a look of "hate" in an angry manner, and that look of "hate" was filled with indescribable happiness.
Isn't this exactly what a woman looks like after being "sexually blessed"? All of a sudden. Ma Hongjun understood everything. Secretly cursing myself for being stupid, the woman is still happy at this time, and I am "provoking" at this time. How can it be successful? He couldn't help but muttered: "Damn, you're really good at it. You actually did a 'car shake' just for a while. You're not afraid of being heard by everyone..."
Oscar choked with a "uh" sound.
Ning Rongrong asked curiously: "Fat man, what is car shock?"
Dai Mubai and Tang San stared blankly. Xiao Wu, Zhu Zhuqing, and Bai Chenxiang also looked at Ma Hongjun curiously, and Oscar took a big step forward. He put his arms around Ma Hongjun's shoulders in an unusually "affectionate" manner and said in a pretentious tone: "Yes, yes! In the car, I promised Rongrong that I would never get drunk or act crazy again. Hehe." Then he hurriedly said He kept winking at Ma Hongjun. And changed the subject, "Okay, let's stop chatting. Can I please beg you? Aren't you tired of eating sausages and want to eat barbecue? Why don't you hurry up and make barbecue?"
Seeing that Oscar had given up, Ma Hongjun felt very comfortable and said in a tone of voice: "Damn! It sounds like I am the only one who wants to eat, and you don't want to eat? Damn, what were you doing when I went to hunt the soul beast? ? You're here... you're... but I'm the one who got scolded, and I was the one who almost got beaten! Oh, you've finished your 'shock' and want to eat barbecue, so you asked me to cook it for you? You're dreaming! This barbecue! Go ahead and do it. I’m tired of hunting soul beasts, and my little heart was still pounding from being frightened just now.”
Except for Oscar, Dai Mubai, and Tang San, the four girls didn't hear the sarcasm in Ma Hongjun's words at all.
Oscar quickly laughed along with him: "You can ask me to make barbecue! But the problem is, I can't cook it. If it tastes bad, wouldn't it be a waste of the soul beast you hunted..."
"You can't do it?" Ma Hongjun was stunned.
Oscar continued to laugh along and shrugged: "Yeah, I can't even cook, how can I cook barbecue?"
"I said, do you dare to be more shameless? You are about to become the God of Cookery, but you can't even cook?! Aren't you afraid of losing the face of the God of Cookery?"
Ma Hongjun shouted angrily.
Seeing that he had successfully changed the subject, Oscar finally felt at ease. He no longer apologized, but rolled his eyes and retorted: "Who stipulates that the God of Cookery must be able to cook? I can't cook, what? Humph, brother A dignified man, cooking? That's a woman's job, right?"
In fact, Oscar's words were not meant to quarrel with Ma Hongjun, but rather his understanding from the bottom of his heart. He thinks it really doesn't matter whether he can cook or not. Wasn't he hungry before if he couldn't cook? Make a few large sausages to fill your stomach. As for now, he is the consort and deputy sect leader of the Nine Treasure Glazed Sect, as well as the deputy sect leader of the Tang Sect. There are many people who prepare delicious food for him, so why does he need to learn to cook?
Ma Hongjun was so angry at Oscar's words that he jumped up and down. Just when he was about to continue the war of words with Oscar, Tang San spoke: "Xiao Ao, what did you just say? I didn't hear clearly. Say it again..."
"I just said...uh, mistress, I'm sorry! I wasn't talking about you..."
Oscar immediately realized that he had said the wrong thing. Among the four men present, only Tang San could cook, and he actually said that cooking was a job for women.
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