Douluo Continuing The Seven Shrek Monsters' Road to Godhood

Chapter 785--Tang San’s scalp is numb

At this time, Tang Yuehua woke up from her trance state and was happy that her strength had improved again. However, her expression soon changed and she said eagerly: "Xiaosan! It must have taken me a long time to absorb the soul ring. I guess the food will be served soon. We are now Go to the living room first."

Tang San hummed, and while following Tang Yuehua towards the living room, he asked, "Auntie! Where is uncle?"

Only then did Tang Yuehua remember it and hurriedly explained: "Your uncle took several disciples to the Gobi Desert three hundred miles away to look for the Snake Soul Beast."

"Oh!" Tang San nodded, "Is it the edge of the Anis Desert in the northwest?"

"Yeah! He is just looking for a fifty thousand year old soul ring for a boy who is about to be promoted to Contra, so he won't go too deep and just hang around on the edge."

After a pause, she continued: "And you know this kid. He is one of the six people you recruited from Wuhun Sect."

Tang San was surprised, but it only flashed across his face, and he quickly calmed down, "Then I will go find my uncle now, and then we will go to Haotian Sect together. As for those disciples who have some kind of fate with me, I will Give them a few god-given soul rings, and they won’t have to hunt for soul beasts in the future, and they’ll avoid a lot of dangers.”

Tang Yuehua hesitated and said: "Xiaosan, you have helped us too much. Even my aunt can't help you at all."

"Don't talk like that, aunt. One family helps the other, there's no point in it." Tang San smiled brightly and spoke cheerfully.

"Auntie, I'm going to find my uncle and the others. I'll definitely be back in a few minutes."

Tang Yuehua nodded, patted Tang San's arm, pursed his lips and said, "Go back quickly."

Tang San said goodbye and floated away, his body turning into a ray of light that shot directly to the northwest.

……

Tang San picked up his uncle and his party, and gave each of the six people who could summon the Fire God Dragon two god-given spirit rings to each of them. These were of higher quality than the spirit rings obtained by the spirit beasts.

Tang San came back just in time, as if he was pinching the spot. The food was just served in the kitchen. It was steaming hot and had a strong aroma. Tang San's appetite, which had been dormant for many years, was aroused. He couldn't help but use his nose to smell it. For a person with extremely strong mental strength like him, he knew that this dish must taste delicious without having to taste it.

This wasn't the first time Tang San was a guest at his aunt's house. Every time he came, there was an extremely rich meal. It didn't feel so delicious before! Tang San naturally thought that the chef had changed and his level was higher.

Feng Bailong made an invitation gesture, "Mistress! You are a guest, please pick up the food first!"

Tang San said: "Aunt, uncle is the elder and the master, so he should pick up the food first."

Feng Bailong didn't treat Tang San politely, he immediately accepted Tang San's gift and took a chicken nugget to taste, "Xiao San, your Tang Sect's MSG is really amazing. The same dish, after adding this MSG, the umami taste is actually amazing." I have been promoted several times, and no matter how much I eat, I feel like it is not enough.”

Tang San was stunned for a moment, "With the addition of MSG, the taste is so much better?"

Tang San had eaten this dish of camellia butter chicken nuggets before. The taste was not even half as good as it is now. Even because this dish didn’t have the fishy removal step to ensure the freshness, sometimes it would taste a little bit spicy, which Tang San didn’t like. The earthy smell.

But now we are eating the same dish. Not only is there no fishy smell at all, but the umami flavor has not been lost but has been enhanced several times. This is a bit contrary to common sense.

When can we have our cake and eat it too?

Tang San fully understood the magic of this MSG. Xiao Wu had sworn to him before that he was not interested in it yet. Now Tang San is not interested in any food. No dish can arouse my appetite...

It smells so good now.

"You don't know? This was invented by your Tang Sect, how could you not know?" Tang Yuehua half believed it, thinking that Tang San was staying humble.

"That's right! Even if you have stayed in the God Realm for too long, at least you will have some understanding of this magical thing when you come back!"

Tang San's next words relieved both of their doubts.

"I naturally learned about MSG after I came back, but I haven't tasted it myself, so I don't understand its amazing effects on food."

Feng Hua, who was beside him, was busy eating and eating vegetables, and didn't want to care about what they were talking about.

After hearing Tang San's words, the two of them stopped entangled in this matter.

Feng Bailong hadn't drank for a long time, and today he just took the opportunity to have a big drink. His wife couldn't control him, so he raised his glass and said: "So that's it, then I won't talk more about this matter. Mistress, this The wine is really thanks to Xiao Ao, it tastes so good, but I can only drink a little, and I get drunk easily. Come on, let’s have a drink!”

Tang San raised his glass, "Uncle, do it! I will toast you a glass first, you can just take a sip, otherwise you will get drunk too early, but don't blame Xiaosan for laughing at you behind your back."

Tang San drank the wine in one gulp and turned the glass upside down. No liquid came out.

Feng Bailong patted the table lightly, pretending to be angry, and pointed at Tang San and said: "You little mistress, wouldn't a small sip make you laugh even more? You, a junior, have an empty cup, how can I not? , even if you are drunk compared to a god, there is no shame in spreading the word."

Under Tang Yuehua's squinting gaze, Feng Bailong, like Tang San, drank all the sake in one gulp, tilting the glass upside down to show that he had drank it cleanly.

Seeing how straightforward his uncle was, Tang San knew that he had to restrain himself, otherwise he would really get his uncle drunk and wouldn't be able to go to Haotian Sect, which would be troublesome.

So Tang San said: "Uncle, you really have a good drinker, but we are going to Haotian Sect later, how about we just finish this cup of divine drunkenness!"

With this step, and at this time, Feng Bailong had already overcome his alcohol addiction, so he took this opportunity to agree: "Okay! You really have to be in the best mental state when you go to your girl's house. It's polite to get drunk. No."

Tang Yuehua glanced at the pretentious husband. She couldn't drink him, but she still had to pretend that she was not noble.

Tang San filled another cup for his uncle, and then filled another cup for himself.

The two started talking about other things again.

After taking a sip of the wine, Feng Bailong said, "This wine is really delicious! But the price is too expensive. Remember to ask Xiao Ao to give us a better discount next time."

Tang San drank the wine in one gulp and agreed without hesitation: "Okay, uncle. I will discuss with Xiao Ao when I get back and let his worshipers on the top floor of the world sell it at a cheaper price."

In fact, selling this kind of top-notch wine to Fengjian Sect was simply at cost, making no money at all. If it were cheaper, the "No. 1 House in the World" would lose money.

Although Xiao Ao is the nominal owner of the No. 1 Building in the World, it is not his property at all. Tang San and his team had troubled the worshipers countless times before, causing them to lose a lot of money without taking any risks. Although it was said that the Tang Sect, Nine Treasure Glazed Sect, Tiandou and Xingluo royal families later doubled the compensation through other channels.

But now it's still a bit hard to bother with those offerings.

What's more, the trouble is a bit big this time. The loss-making Shenxian Zui is continuously transported to Fengjian Sect. Every bottle sold is losing money, which will be a very huge loss.

Therefore it is morally unjustifiable.

But since Tang San agreed, he naturally had a solution.

He bought the Immortal Drunk in the name of the Tang Sect and then supplied it to the Fengjian Sect at a loss.

"As long as it's a little cheaper." Seeing Tang San agree so readily, Feng Bailong naturally wouldn't realize that he had seriously damaged the interests of others. If he finds out one day, he will probably regret today's proposal.

Tang Yuehua didn't notice at all. He changed his tone and asked: "Xiao San, tell us about the process of inheriting the gods from your parents!"

Tang San nodded, "Since aunt is interested, then Xiaosan will talk about it carefully..."

Tang San spent more than ten minutes describing in detail the process of his parents becoming gods.

Then, the three of them chatted for about an hour and almost finished eating.

After some simple preparations, Tang San and his aunt's family, a total of four people, went to Tiandou City together.

It was already after ten o'clock in the night, the night sky was clear, there were many stars, and the magnificent Milky Way was clearly visible.

Fireworks have been prepared for a long time in Haotian Sect. The Seven Monsters and Bai Chenxiang reunited. The heads and elders of each sect and the deans and teachers of Shrek Academy gathered together. The entire sect was bustling with excitement, and thousands of people from top to bottom gathered together. Watch the event.

Tang San saw a scene that surprised him. His uncle, who had been single for decades, was actually holding a beautiful woman beside him. After his observation, this woman was clearly from the Nine Treasure Glazed Sect.

Tang San never noticed it before because this woman never appeared in Haotian Sect.

Could it be that Uncle Ning was the matchmaker?

Such a ridiculous idea came to Tang San's mind.

Of course Xiao Wu noticed the shocked expression on Tang San's face and pinched Tang San's waist to attract his attention.

"Brother! Do you think it's strange? Who is this woman? You know her."

"Do I know you? Let me think about it!" Tang San frowned and glanced at Xiao Wu, then turned his head and began to think deeply. After a while, he whispered: "Oh! This woman looks a bit like the first time we entered when we were twelve years old. The fox tribe girl I saw at the auction house is clearly a human now, although she looks similar, but there is still a big difference."

"What's the difference? She is the girl from the Fox tribe." Xiao Wu rolled his eyes at Tang San.

"What?" Tang San's jaw dropped in shock, but he was still able to control his voice so that others could hear him, "That girl from the Fox tribe has now become my aunt."

Tang San's scalp felt numb.

Xiao Wu smiled and said: "Doesn't it feel like we are destined? You obviously had the money to save her back then, but you didn't. Uncle Ning rescued her. We made a big mistake at that time. Fortunately, Ning Uncle is so kind. Otherwise, your uncle is still a single man, and he will never be able to embrace a beautiful woman. Look at this woman's appearance. She is just like Hu Liena, and she has a natural allure to men." After saying this, Xiao Wu His smile grew stronger and he sneered: "I don't even know how your uncle and she got along. Do you think this fox girl came here to take revenge on you for not saving her in the first place? Brother Rang, you have to call her aunt from now on. .”

Tang San almost fainted, "Xiao Wu, you think too much, but this also reminds me that if I encounter something that can help me in the future, I must help. Maybe one day in the future, a big cause and effect will happen. "

……

Soon, the first gorgeous fireworks exploded on the stage, and then the sound of explosions reached everyone's ears. The fireworks of different colors bloomed more and more cheerfully, showing to the world in an instant They spend all their lives in exchange for the most beautiful admiration.

After tonight, the mainland will remember that two gods appeared in the Haotian Sect, and they will remember two names: Tang Hao and A Yin.

Remember their gods: God of Death, God of Plants.

After all the fireworks had completely dedicated their short but wonderful lives to the world, senior officials from various sects, Shrek Academy, the Seven Monsters and others gathered in the Haotian Sect banquet hall to congratulate the Haotian Sect while eating and drinking.

……

Time soon came to the second day.

Tangmen conference room.

Ji Xiang and the Little Six Monsters stood on the commendation platform. Below them were a group of Tang Sect elders, plus the first generation of the Seven Monsters, Bai Chenxiang and others.

This meeting is more important. All the senior officials of the Tang Sect are present, including Hai Bing'er, Huo Shenlong, Huang Long, and Jack, who usually ignore the sect. Although they are elders, they are just in name. They are very important to governance. The sect has no interest and no ability.

Today they came to go through a process to make themselves look like elders.

Tang San sat on the large leather chair, glanced at everyone, and said slowly and solemnly as the old sect leader of the Tang Sect: "Today, there is something important to announce. I feel that the little seven monsters have little experience now, so I don't want to take on this responsibility." It is a bit difficult to start a huge sect like the Tang Sect. Now that we have the support of the elders, there is no need to worry, but the sect will be handed over to them sooner or later. However, their abilities have not been cultivated until today, and they need more arduous training. Dear Deputy Sect Master and Elders, what do you think?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the core elders such as Tai Tan, Yang Wudi, Niu Gao, Bai He, and Dugu Bo all looked at each other in confusion.

Dugu Bo was the first to stand up and said: "Old Sect Master, you have an idea, you can just say it!"

Only in formal occasions would he be called Old Sect Master, otherwise he would definitely call him Little Poison.

Tang San said without comment, "I want to send the Little Seven Monsters to Falan Star for training, and give them a rather difficult task to help the humans in that world become equal to the monsters and no longer be enslaved."

Tang San could have stayed out of other planets' affairs, but in the original history he helped the humans of that world gain equal status, so in this new timeline, he had to do the same, but he couldn't do it himself.

"Ah! Little poison, no, old sect master. What did you say? Didn't Falanxing say that there are countless god-level masters? The Little Seven Devils didn't go to ask them to die!" Dugu Bo really couldn't understand Tang San's suggestion.

Tai Tan also stood up and questioned: "There is only one word difference between training and torture, but I think you, the old sect master, understand the difference clearly."

The other elders looked solemn, and they also believed that this matter was inappropriate and firmly opposed it.

Tang San was expressionless and said calmly: "Wait until I finish. It's really not safe for the Little Seven Devils to go there alone. I will arrange for Elder Hai and Elder Huang to protect them, as well as other helpers. You can rest assured!"

Bai He smoothed his black mustache and said in a deep voice: "That's not a problem. Elder Hai is a demigod, and Elder Huang's cultivation level is as high as level 112. With their help, the Little Seven Monsters are safe. Yu."

"I still have a different meaning!" Yang Wudi suddenly raised his voice.

(End of this chapter)