[Comprehensive Naruto] Uchiha Life Winner

1. The small theater in Extra [-]

It is a well-known fact that the physique of the Senju clan is particularly good, very good.

So in order to make the Senju brothers forget about the pain of their scars, the old man of the Senju family and the old man of the Uchiha family put "beating Senju Hashirama every day" on their schedule.

As for the Thousand Hands Tobirama?

He and Uchiha Izuna were given the Uchiha Madara Conjoined Technique.

After all, they are valuable scientific researchers, and scientific research progress cannot be delayed due to injuries.

2. It’s still girl time

When Kazama Qingmi was a girl, she didn't think of herself as a girl at all.

The specific manifestation here is not that wearing men's clothes and being wild outside, but that you don't take your body seriously at all.

"The good physique of the Senju clan is not contrived for you." Uchiha Fengmi looked at the pale and half-dead girl lying on the bed and heated up the hot water bottle: "Girls work hard. "

Kazama Qingmi cursed her mother in a low voice while gasping for air, with a look of despair on her face: "...let me die, I will be a good man again in 18 years."

Hatake Takumi took the medicine and sneered: "I told you to eat ice during a special period in the cold weather."

Hinata Chaoyang only rolled his eyes and retorted seriously: "Liu Si, you have to think about it this way - we have been in this cycle for 18 years, and we are still a good man. You may not become a good man after the next 18 years."

Fengjian Qingjian froze and became even more helpless: "Help..."

"Please bear with it a little longer." Uchiha Kazami coughed dryly: "I will try to speed up the progress."

3. Regarding the incident of quitting sugar

None of the Uchiha children had cavities before Uchiha Izuna was born.

This is not just because everyone likes his eldest brother very much, so he also has great self-control when it comes to sugar control.

The main reason is that young children will change their teeth. When Uchiha Madara changed his teeth in the past, Uchiha Kazami attacked Uchiha Madara for the first time in the name of tooth decay. This is how the second son of the Uchiha family went through a sugar withdrawal. .

Uchiha Madara was deeply impressed by this, so he was very strict about catching the twins stealing food. Unfortunately, the twins had to change their teeth after all, so the second son of the Uchiha family, who did not know medical skills, and his brothers quit sugar again.

When he arrived at Uchiha Izuna, Uchiha Madara finally understood that children change teeth, so he became suspicious of his eldest brother's past behavior, but the younger brother really had cavities...

It was also because the four older brothers above Uchiha Izuna started to get busy, so they neglected to control sugar, which gave the youngest son an opportunity.

This is Madara Uchiha's fourth time quitting sugar, and he has successfully eliminated any doubts about his eldest brother in his heart. He responded most actively to this quitting sugar activity.

It wasn't until the only little sister in the family, Uchiha Asahi, with tears in his eyes, holding his baby teeth in a soft voice, told his elder brother that his teeth had fallen out, and the Uchiha family started to give up sugar again, Uchiha Madara was not so sure again .

At this time, he finally couldn't help asking in a low voice, and as expected, he received a smiling affirmative answer from his eldest brother. He was immediately embarrassed. His image of being innocent and easy to deceive was just saved in Uchiha Kazami's heart. .

Of course, Uchiha Fengmi also understood that this was a harmless misunderstanding caused by his brother trusting him enough.

4. Steal a battery car

Although Senju Tobirama is extremely talented in scientific research, it is still very difficult to catch up with the progress of another world.

In other words, it is basically a dream.

But Uchiha Fengchi's idea is that he is a leek, and he grows one crop after another, which can be said to be really endless.

What did he have in mind?He collected a lot of information through the magicians in the Thousand Tree Realm and went back to study it with his relatives and friends. Six Paths Madara also participated with interest.

Oh, the more extreme point is that the ninjutsu technological products that this guy has thoroughly studied with his brother and apprentice here will become real technological products with his relatives and friends.

In other words, it changes from using chakra to drive energy to something that can be used simply by having electricity.

What is the purpose of doing this?He smuggled himself into the country to rejuvenate the country through science and education. At the same time, he also kidnapped a bunch of things that were said to be technical problems and brought them back for study. After thorough research, he sent them back to the country.

Hatake Takumi sighed: "This is probably, 'I steal the battery car to support you', right?"

"...It's not considered stealing, okay?" Uchiha rolled his eyes in anger: "That boy Tobirama has a strong sense of rights protection. I spent a lot of money to win the copyright."

...It's obviously you who took advantage of others' research efforts by relying on Qianshou Feijian's unknown ideas, so how can I still be at a disadvantage to you, right?

5. Go to a friend’s house to play

When Uchiha Gen came to Uchiha Kazami's house for the first time, he shocked everyone in the Uchiha family except Uchiha Izuna with a face that was just like Uchiha Madara.

Uchiha Madara almost thought that his eldest brother had picked up a peer of his from somewhere, until he felt the power of the eyes of the other party's Sharingan, which was the same as that of his eldest brother.

Uchiha Feng introduced: "This is Uchiha Gen, my peer, Madara's twin brother over there."

Uchiha blinked at the sun and said, "That mother is really amazing. Both times she was born with twins."

Uchiha Genshen nodded with understanding: "Yes, I think so too."

6. About the little girl’s marriage

Michiyo Ikemoto and Tsukimi Uchiha never got married.

"It's really worthless." Gen Uchiha's face was full of hatred every time he saw Uchiha Kazami: "Why did someone kidnap the little girl?"

"It's obvious that the little girl kidnapped someone and came back, okay?" Uchiha Fengjian was not willing to be outdone: "Look at Fengya, she behaves like a little daughter-in-law in front of the emperor."

Uchiha Fengmi is still very relieved about Uzumaki Fengya. After all, his brother-in-law is very precious to Uchiha Asahi, and he can be regarded as responsive to every request.

But after Hinata Chaoyang heard Uchiha Kazami's words, he carefully looked at Uzumaki Fengya and Uchiha Chaoyang for a while, and said quietly: "...the fourth love?"

Uchiha Fengjian spurted out a mouthful of tea. Uchiha Gen couldn't control his strength well, and the handle of the seat came off with a 'click'.

Hatake Takumi was silent for a long time, pinched his eyebrows and sighed: "...Achen, don't say something shocking at this time."

"...I always thought I was pretty good at social skills." Uchiha Gen had a dazed look on his face and muttered to himself in a daze: "As expected of my second brother, he is far better than me..."

Kazama Kiyomi was confused, looking at Uzumaki Fengya and Uchiha Asaki who were sitting in the yard with their children on the other side, but didn't see anything, so he simply asked: "What is the fourth love?"

"...It's not an important thing." Hinata smiled at Chaoyang: "Don't worry about it."

Kazama Qingjian responded and put the matter behind him. Unexpectedly, the other three brothers on the other side breathed a huge sigh of relief.

7.About the meeting

After seeing Uchiha Gen again after the meeting, Uchiha Kazami's mood at that time was actually quite complicated.

On the one hand, he was the first peer to agree with the opponent's crazy thoughts, but on the other hand, he did not expect that he could become so crazy when he was crazy.

But he didn't regret the choice he made.

Although he was scolded by his relatives and friends when he came back, at least his relatives and friends were willing to stand by his side and did not refuse.

He was extremely grateful for this.

8. vent anger

The only world where 'Qi Changfeng' was not around was finally the one where Uchiha Kazami went to inform his relatives and friends in that world.

Hatake Takumi broke out decisively after a period of silence. With red eyes and Hinata Chaoyang, he beat him violently. When Uchiha Kazami returned home, there was no skin left on his body.

Shui Wu Yue Jing saw that he was back, and seeing that he was in such a mess but unharmed, she handed him a cup of tea and comforted him: "Is this considered an agreement?"

"Ah, I agreed." Uchiha Fengmi looked at his relatives and friends and said, "I don't think I will have a good life in the next life."

Kazama Qingjian didn't even dare to look here. He was wiping the knife in his hand with a focused look. In the end, he really devoted himself to it.

Uchiha Fengjian complained softly: "Look, Liu Si looks at Yuan Hai as if he were looking at his wife."

Hatake Takumi sneered: "Do you think that when you hold Shuangying Xuanji, Shuangfeng Huayue and Hanhai Changfeng, your expression doesn't look like you are holding your wife?"

Qi Changfeng, who said everything he said was wrong, closed his microphone silently.

9. Time difference

After his ability to control the Holy Grail improved, Uchiha Kazami automatically canceled the setting that would stop the current world after changing worlds.

The reason is also very simple. He doesn't really want to worry his family members unconsciously.

Uchiha Tajima, Uchiha Misato, Uchiha Madara, Six Paths Madara, Uchiha Sorara, Uchiha Keigo, Uchiha Izuna and Uchiha Asahi, they always realized that he had not blinked until he came back. A long time had passed, and then I felt worried about him.

He didn't want to see fear on the faces of his family members, so he adjusted the time to one-to-one ratio and stopped staying in other parallel worlds for another year and a half.

10.Eldest sister

Of course Uchiha Kazami has female counterparts, there are quite a few female Uchiha alone.

Uchiha Kyoka is one of them, and she happens to be the eldest son of the Uchiha Tajima family over there. Together with Uchiha Kazami, they are like twin brothers and sisters.

Uchiha Misato couldn't help but sigh at the magic of parallel time and space, and asked with concern: "So, is Kyoka married?"

The Uchiha brothers immediately calmed down their excitement and fell silent, waiting for Uchiha Kyoka's answer without even taking a breath.

They finally discovered something even more outrageous than the kidnapping of their younger sister - that is, the kidnapping of their eldest sister.

Uchiha Kyoka smiled, her eyebrows curved like two crescents, and her voice was softer than Uchiha Kazami: "No, I don't look down on those children who can't even beat me."

The Uchiha let out a sigh of relief, including their old father, Uchiha Tajima.

It’s better not to find a partner for this child of yours – he always feels that no one is worthy of being with him except his relatives and friends.

11. Third sister

Kazama Qingjian paid high respect to those three sisters.

Damn, this is really awesome.

In his eyes, those female counterparts of Uchiha Kazami who still have no regard for women's bodies and take good care of themselves after becoming men can be described as gods who have successfully overcome the disaster.

Uchiha Feng saw it and said: "Actually, sometimes when the sex-changing potion is not very stable, I also experienced the inevitable few days of each month again after a long absence."

Kazama Qingjian gasped: "...You better not eat those things in the future, unless you are a woman who has turned into a man, otherwise you should not eat them."

He was still frightened when he thought about it: "Women's special period is really terrible."

"Actually, men also have a few days." Hatake Takumi, who was passing by, said casually: "Men always have a few days when their mood is unstable every month. It's the same principle as women have a few days."

Kazama Qingjian didn't dare to speak.

12.Next journey

They are often troubled by the next leg of their journey.

She said she should go home, but she was afraid of losing herself to the butterflies. She said she couldn't go home, which was weird.

After Fengjian Qingjian wanted to say something but stopped talking and wanted to say something for a few days, he still suggested: "Shall we go back to Datang?"

When Uchiha saw it, he said, "Aren't you afraid of getting yourself killed?"

"You can be reborn." Kazama Qingmi blinked: "I can wear myself, so there won't be any problem, right?"

Although this is the truth...

Several people hesitated to speak, hesitated to speak, and finally agreed to the plan.

After all, they really should go to the Tang Dynasty and worship their master in a serious way.

13.Daily life in Chaldea

Qi Changfeng had a bold idea.

The eldest brother, who had agreed to change his name from Tang Xiaowei to Tang Shiwei after meeting his parents once, looked at him and frowned: "Stop being such a monster."

"I didn't!" Qi Changfeng puffed up his face: "How are you so sure that the king will not agree? After all, I am also one of the recognized existences, and I have also completed the clairvoyant mahjong table!"

"...Is the point that you have gathered a mahjong table together?" Tang Shiwei said helplessly: "And you don't want to play mahjong, okay?"

After all, he couldn't stop his third child, who was full of whimsical ideas, and waved his hand and said, "Go ahead, the worst case scenario is to return to the Throne of Heroes."

So Qi Changfeng ran to Gilgamesh's house: "King, can you give me permission to access your treasure house?"

Yes, he was greedy for Gilgamesh's treasure trove. He started to be greedy on the first day they met. He was so greedy for it - the portable space!Who doesn’t crave cheating artifacts?

With the king's treasure, why worry about not being able to keep any special products?

The one with the worst temper among the three Gilgamesh squinted at him. Xian Wang and Youshan nodded and raised their eyes: "Okay."

A flash? A Shen's opinion doesn't matter - there's nothing that two meals can't solve.

He pretended to be calm: "I promised you something on the final battlefield, but it is just the authority of the treasure house."

As he watched and listened to this nonchalant look, Qi Changfeng thought for a moment that it was just a treasure trove.

END.

When the mayor heard this, he let out a sigh of relief, and all the squires fell down one by one.Immediately, flattery came over like they didn't want money. .seven

"Uncle Jiu deserves to be Uncle Jiu, he is amazing!"

"..."

"Uncle Nine is our Renjia Town's Dinghaishenzhen!"

"..."

"Uncle Jiu is worthy of being a disciple of Maoshan, Taoism is superb, I suggest..."

The flattering skills of a group of squires are really extraordinary, one or two, they come as soon as they open their mouths, it seems that they don't need to think about it.

"Ugh……"

Uncle Jiu sighed slightly.

"Why, Uncle Jiu, is there any hidden danger in this matter?"

Seeing the mayor, his heart sank and he asked quickly.

"That's right, Uncle Nine, this...couldn't there be any accidents?"

Some squires, who were paying attention to Uncle Jiu's expression, hurriedly asked.

They can't help but be careless.

After all, this matter is related to their wealth and lives.

"Everyone misunderstood, this matter was completely resolved, but... What Pindao didn't expect was that that evil beast actually slaughtered hundreds of lives in Huang Zhai.

Poor Dao face to face, but can not save, I really feel ashamed.Huang Wanwan and his son were also murdered by this evil beast, and Pindao was also unable to save them. "

Uncle Jiu sighed, his face heavy.

"Everyone, I can't blame my senior brother for this incident. After all, manpower is exhausted. The evil beast that caused the disaster is a quasi-evil god. An existence of this level is stronger than me and other cultivators. .

save people from them...