[Comprehensive Naruto] Uchiha Life Winner

Uchiha Genya woke up after only two and a half days of sleep. He yawned and came out of the house. He leaned against the kitchen door and watched Uchiha Kazami skillfully tossing the kitchen utensils. He narrowed his eyes and asked lazily with a smile: "What are you doing?" ?”

"I guess you're about to wake up, so I made some omelette rice first." Uchiha Kazami raised his eyes and looked at him, then smiled: "Cook more snow shield soup for you?"

Gen Uchiha shook his head in distress: "No, I can't wait that long, I'm going to starve to death..."

Uchiha Fengmi took two spoonfuls of ketchup from the omelette rice on hand and brought it to him: "You don't have food in the laboratory?"

"Yes, I ran out of food. It's not enough for three weeks." Uchiha Gen sighed: "It's a mistake, it's a mistake - I'll definitely prepare a year's worth next time."

"One year? Are you sure you can finish it in a short time?" Uchiha Fengmi couldn't help but knock his head: "Madara doesn't care about you?"

Uchiha Gen instantly made a bitter face: "Whatever, why don't you care - he wants to feed me eight meals a day. He always feels that I am too thin and suspects that I didn't eat well in Uruk. He has been trying to find ways in the past two years. Make me fatter."

Uchiha, once considered a beautiful girl, hates gaining weight even if she likes sweetness, and has no way to do anything to her family. Xuan sighed: "It's so difficult for me, but I managed to gain weight."

Uchiha, who was also considered a beautiful girl, Kazami nodded with lingering fear, and then said: "But it seems that Uchiha are the more slender type? At least I haven't seen many round Uchiha."

"Maybe it's because it's the Warring States Period, so the food is not that good. Maybe there will be in the future." Uchiha Gen touched his chin thoughtfully: "And I think the amount of exercise for ninjas... doesn't seem to be that good. It’s so easy to gain weight - don’t you think so? Your weight will naturally come down after doing two tasks, so you don’t have to worry about losing weight at all.”

"Forget it, why bother with all this? Let's get down to business." Uchiha Gen put the omurice plate that was properly arranged for eating into the sink and washed it. He took Uchiha Kazami to sit in the study and said with a serious face: " Let me explain to you first - I am actually here specifically to see you."

"Looking for me?" Uchiha Fengjian was slightly startled, and then quickly pulled up the soundproof formation and put on the induction runes: "Madara and Izuna went to discuss Konoha's official business with Hashirama and the others, and they won't be back in a short time. - What do you want from me?"

He was not surprised at all that Uchiha Gen could find him directly just by thinking about it. After all, Uchiha Gen was a person who had gone to the Age of Gods to see the gods and fight with the God of Creation. It was very simple to control the Holy Grail to open the door.

"Two things, let's talk about the more important thing first." Uchiha Gen said with a solemn face, as if facing a formidable enemy: "Madara is urging you to get married recently."

"Pfft - cough cough cough..." Uchiha Fengmi choked suddenly - why has he always been exposed to matters related to marriage recently?

Uchiha Tajima and Uchiha Misato urged him some time ago. Before they came here, they were talking about Senju Hashirama and Uzumaki Mito's engagement. Now they have to hear about the painful story of their peers being urged to get married?

He asked dumbfoundedly: "It's normal for me to be urged to get married at the age of 21, but you are still under twenty when you come back from Uruk? Are you now urging Madara to get married?"

"Are you thinking about Taozi?" Uchiha Gen glared at him angrily: "Don't you know what era this is? People like me who are seventeen or eighteen have already gotten married! Some people at this age have children. !”

"Sorry, sorry, I've been so busy these days that I forgot..." Uchiha Kazami scratched his head in embarrassment, and then quickly frowned: "But we can't get married, neither men nor women, you know this all too well - —He doesn’t seem to know the evil in this world, right?”

"Yes, apart from Qingmi, they are the only two brothers who have evil things in this world, Hashirama Tobirama, but they didn't tell anyone about it." Uchiha Gen sighed: "Brother Madara cannot know about this matter, who knows? He will do something if he knows, but I can't tell him why I can't get married... This is very troublesome."

This is not just a matter of the variability of their own gender and the age of their souls - it is also the reason why the Holy Grail in their souls, or even souls contaminated with the evils of this life, may arouse evil thoughts.

Although the evil of this world in their souls has been washed away with the Holy Grail, the time they have been in contact with the evil of this world has not washed it away. The great malice has its roots deep in their souls. If it were not for The reason why a lot of negative emotions have also been washed away is that I am afraid that I can't let emotions get excited at all - whether it is positive or negative, as long as there are emotions that can be judged as 'evil', the maliciousness will sprout again.

This is also the reason why Uchiha Kazami and Uchiha Genkamangekyo opened their eyes early. Negative emotions are one of the necessary conditions for opening their eyes, and after they open the three magatama, as long as they are overly excited, whether it is a positive or negative scene, they will be disappointed. They inevitably think of some of their experiences in the evil world - every bit of negative information contains the malice of all mankind at a certain moment in the world. It is of course very simple to open a kaleidoscope.

Therefore, they are not suitable for marriage, nor can they get married - if they hide this fact and marry a girl or young man whom they are not familiar with, the other party may be affected by the demonic qualities seeping from his soul in a few years. Crazy.

Uchiha Fengjian frowned slightly: "So why are you looking for me?"

"Listen to me first." Uchiha Gen nodded on the table, indicating to himself across from him to listen quietly for the time being: "In my world, apart from Madara, the only ones left are Takumi and Chaoyang, so we have made an appointment, absolutely We won’t let anyone except family members and old friends interfere in our world, so we don’t plan to get married.”

"But Brother Madara's biggest wish now seems to be to watch me get married and have children in an ordinary way, and then live a happy and ordinary life like this, but I can't do it, but I can't tell him." Gen Uchiha He let out a long breath and pushed back his bangs a little irritably. His eyes were full of heavy tiredness: "Besides, his happiness should be the most important thing. If even I am with someone else, , Brother Ban is really just a person..."

"So when I learned from Black Zetsu that Princess Kaguya Otsutsuki once used Yin-Yang Dun to create humans, I started to dig out all the information about Yin-Yang Dun from his memory and began to study Yin-Yang Dun." He narrowed his eyes and looked. To the young man opposite him who looked exactly the same as himself: "Three of my friends and I took advantage of the time when Madara and Hashirama went out to follow the Nine-Tails to find the tailed beast, and we studied together in the laboratory for more than two weeks. Finally, we finally got it. It’s a bit sketchy, but… Yang Dun’s vitality…”

Uchiha Feng understood, so he asked: "Senju Hashirama?"

Gen Uchiha nodded painfully: "If our Uchiha's Sharingan is the Yin escape that represents spiritual power and can create a creative body out of nothing, their Senju represents the physical energy and can inject vitality into the body and turn it into a yang of life. Escape—this setting immediately confused us at the time.”

"That's really a thank you for your hard work. Without Yang Release, you still have to study Yang Release through a series of Ninjutsu and characteristics of the Senju clan." Uchiha Kazami patted his shoulder in understanding, but then his face was full of confusion. : "But why are you looking for me? Aren't we all Holy Grails? As long as we know the method, we can directly start saving energy to make wishes?"

"That's the problem!" Uchiha Gen's face was full of hatred: "Even if I suddenly have a child, I should have a reason, right? I came to you and said that we will find a solution together. The child I created - as long as I have a child, Madara will definitely stop urging me to get married, and because we are with you, I won’t blame Takumi and Chaoyang."

"And you are the eldest son. Things like getting married and having children will definitely fall on you in the future, so you have to make preparations from now on, right?" Gen Uchiha sighed and raised his hand to rub it. Uchiha Kazami's head: "You are obviously a very smart person, but why haven't you turned around on this matter yet?"

"Father and the others did mention it a few times, but I rejected their proposal for the time being on the grounds that I would first determine the future of the Uchiha clan in the past few years, so it is impossible for me to have such an idea in a short time. So I'm not in a hurry yet, so I didn't expect it." Uchiha Fengjian was silent for a while, and then said quietly: "And I think they are beginning to think that my unwillingness to get married is because I often change worlds. I just said a few words and went to deal with the elders."

"...Okay, being the eldest son has more advantages." Gen Uchiha could only shrug, opened his Sharingan and looked at him: "Anyway, I will tell you the method first, you can do it yourself It wouldn't hurt to do some research if necessary after I go back. I'm going to stay in this world for a while to save energy for making children."

"Okay, then help me take care of Madara and Izuna by the way." Uchiha Fengmi wrote down the method and nodded: "I'm going to pack up and go out to find us in this world in the past few days, and by the way, I'll take care of the spring of this world. Nai and the others will be brought back, and then we can leave together - it doesn’t take much energy to create a child anyway, and Izuna doesn’t really like this world where Senju is the leader of the alliance.”

Gen Uchiha raised his eyebrows slightly: "Can you open the door now?"

"I can't." Uchiha Fengmi blinked and smiled slyly: "But there is still you and the other me, and there are also our friends. What is there to worry about? At worst, just stay for a while. In one year, it will be great for Izuna and I to move out of Konoha and join our friends."

The minds of Uchiha Kazami and Uchiha Izuna are very useful, so even though they can't integrate into another threesome, they can still keep their glow in exchange for accommodation fees. He doesn't have to worry about that at all, right?

Then Uchiha Fengmi asked again: "What about the second thing? What is it?"

"Oh, I cheated Senju Tobirama and copied half of his Water Release Ninjutsu." Uchiha Gen chuckled: "The condition is that you waive the cost for some Senju, simple right?"

He said, handing him a piece of paper: "I even asked him to agree that after Uchiha goes to Konoha, someone will escort him for free, but it will only be valid while he is still alive - the request is too much. not good."

"You don't necessarily need to move away, right?" Uchiha Kazami blinked: "Senju Hashirama probably won't make that stupid move again. Even if something like that happens again, he will still find a way to talk to Madara. Talk about it - after all, it’s impossible for another Black Zetsu to appear in the world, right?”

"You always have to keep an insurance policy." Uchiha Gen shrugged: "Don't be afraid of ten thousand, just be afraid of the worst - Senju Tobirama here can also take advantage of the opportunity. If you need help, remember to call me."

In other words, if there is excitement, remember to ask him to come and eat melon.

Uchiha Fengmi narrowed his eyes slightly: "Then, how could I forget you."

The two looked at each other and laughed in unison, both thinking this was a great idea.

TBC.