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Of course Laotie No. 6 cannot fly out of the atmosphere.

So after flying above the stratosphere, the fragmented Tony fainted successfully, and then went into a deep sleep. Then, while riding on the back of Laotie No. 6, he drank more than a hundred bottles of highly alcoholic beverages. Bank was blowing a plastic trumpet while the wine was popping, and he was dancing wildly with champagne in one hand.

The two drunk maniacs fell to the ground quickly as a matter of course.

Bank was still laughing and said: "Tony, am I too drunk? I can't even tell the difference between up and down. I'm obviously flying to the moon, but why do I feel like I'm falling to the ground? Hahaha~ I must be drunk." "

But Bank, who was shaking his head crazily for a moment, kept Tony replying for a long time. He knocked on the helmet of Laotie No. 6 and said: "You just opened your mouth, we are the highest on the moon." It’s a mountain, let’s take a shit and urinate another bank. I came here just to soak in shit and dedicate it to those who come after me hahahaha~”

But after a few seconds, Tony still didn't reply. Bank felt something was wrong. He shook his head vigorously and said to himself: "How much did I drink? Why do I still feel like I'm falling?"

Finally, after more than ten seconds of self-doubt, Bank realized something was wrong. Why was the ground getting closer and closer?

No matter how much I drink, I can’t even see this wrong.

So Bank knocked on Tony's helmet again and said, "You just drank five or six bottles. Could it be that you drank to death in Laotie No. 6? Say something, we seem to be falling down."

Bank looked down at the ground that was getting closer and closer again. He panicked and directly knocked the helmet of Laotie No. 6 with the champagne bottle, saying: "We don't go up to the sky to embrace the bright moon, nor do we go up to the palace to tease you. What should I do if my sister Chang'e roasts and eats her jade rabbit in front of my sister Chang'e, so that you can catch your breath?"

That's right, under the call of Gravity's father, Bank woke up one-third of his drunken state and already clearly understood that he was falling towards the ground.

Today, it was the blood of several virgins, which only restored him to the level of a viscount. The blood of Odin was not completely absorbed. The most important thing is that he is now in a weak period and cannot use his transformation skills.

It won’t be able to grow wings and fly into the sky.

If this girl fell from the stratosphere, nearly a hundred kilometers above the ground, she wouldn't be smashed into a meat pie.

At this moment, the acceleration formulas vat and s12at2 flashed in the mind of the neurotic patient Bank.

With the sharpness of the vampire's brain, Bank concluded within two seconds that if it fell, it would have to go supersonic.

Nonsence

Now, I still have time to calculate this in my head. Is it possible that I am really crazy?

Anyway, no matter how you calculate it, if you fall here, you will definitely die.

Or the kind that is smashed into a pulp and cannot be put back together even if you try hard.

So Bank, under the strong wind, screamed: "Help~~~~~I will never drink with a fool like Tony again~~~~~"

the next day.

Bank looked at Tony who was very embarrassed with a look of resentment.

The reason why he was saved last night was not because he exploded and forcibly used his transformation skills, nor was it because Tony suddenly woke up and regained control of the old Iron Six.

It was Jarvis, the smart butler, who saw that waking up Tony failed, and took the initiative to take over the custody of Laotie No. 6 and send the two of them back to the ground safely.

At that time, Bank's legs were weak. After leaning forward and swaying a few times, under the influence of alcohol, he slapped Tony several times through Old Iron No. 6's helmet.

Then he fell to the ground, fell gloriously on the grass, and slept soundly until the next morning.

It was the Norwegian Royal Guards who carried these two bosses back to the castle.

After Tony said sorry several times, and then shifted the responsibility to Bank several times, saying that he had to drink so much to make this happen, he waved to Bank and put his arms around the man last night. The diva who was dancing awkwardly with him went into a luxurious bedroom in the castle to watch cartoons.

After Peggy repeatedly criticized her, Bank raised his middle finger to the widowed sister who had a playful look on her face and looked at her with a mocking look, and then went to have afternoon tea with the King of Norway.

After the "War of Gods" incident, Bank stayed at the Royal Norwegian Castle for three full days.

During this period, the King of Norway once again sent him two batches of high-quality virgins, but he sucked them all to the ground.

But it would be fine if he was sent back for some blood transfusion, and there wouldn't be any big trouble or loss of life.

As a result, Bank returned to his middle-aged appearance, his grey-white hair also returned to pale gold, and his bloodline barely returned to the earl level of C-level power.

this day.

Bank and the King of Norway, who put on a glorious guard of honor, said goodbye to the knights and ladies who came to see him off.

Then, under the solemn salutes of rows of royal guards, and the distant firing of cannons, Nick, the widow, and the others boarded SHIELD's Quinjet.

Break away.

On board the Quinjet.

Tony and Dr. Banner looked at each other, thinking that only the other party spoke "human language", and then the two of them started talking like confidants, and their words were full of scientific terms that they couldn't understand.

No one is willing to torture themselves and listen carefully to what the two of them say.

Peggy and the widowed sister, to Bank's surprise, started chatting with each other, and their words sounded a bit like "best friends".

Although the widowed sister is a senior, ace, and elite agent, the reason why she is elite is because she has senior insights in almost all aspects.

Therefore, he should have a lot of say in the topic between women. At the moment, he is talking to Paige very skillfully.

At first glance, the two sisters have a very close relationship. They have evolved from strangers to "best friends".

Of course, it is unknown whether they will stab someone in the back or not, given their Zhen Huan-level thoughts.

Director Nick was sitting in the co-cockpit, frowning as he looked at the agent's report on his mobile phone. He had a dark face as usual, not knowing what he was thinking.

And our Bank is currently alone in the corner, leaning against the door of the plane, holding his mobile phone with a fierce look on his face, and continues to exchange insults with that American idiot online.

There were many words in his words that if the other person was in front of him, he would stuff the other person's head into the ass of an 800-pound old shrew, or even destroy the other person's humanity.

But when Bank really started to spray, Director Nick looked back at Bank, frowned and thought for a while, and then walked over.

"Bank, come with me, I have something to ask you." Nick said with a dark face.

After Bank finished typing an indignant sentence and clicked send, he raised his head, looked at Nick who looked dishonest, and said, "What's wrong, I'm busy."

Nick repeated seriously: "Follow me, I have something to ask you."

Bank hesitated for a while, seeing that the American idiot didn't reply to him in real time. He looked at the serious Nick, shrugged, put away his phone, and walked to a corner with him.