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Bank walked casually among the crowd and didn't see him drinking to death, but somehow he felt that he was already drunk after being gone for several hours.

Every place he passed would cause a climax, and everyone would desperately send wine to his hand.

Bank really did not refuse anyone who came, and drank with all the soldiers with the attitude of being the best drinker in the world.

The banquet was celebrated very late, but even though they were drunk, the soldiers were not willing to fall down.

Because they want to keep their eyes open and feel the atmosphere.

Because this kind of atmosphere where all the troops drink together is rare for thousands of years.

Because the overflowing emotions in the heart must be vented.

Not only did the boundless joy and glory spread across thousands of miles, but within a few hours, the soaring aroma of wine also filled the planet.

Even the fish in the river are intoxicated by the aroma of wine, and even the banished immortals in the sky will definitely be intoxicated by the aroma of wine in this prosperous age.

It can be said that all people and things on this planet are more or less affected by this extreme emotion.

Except for a white spaceship.

Yes, Miss Siri still remembers what Bank said.

Ask me again when I'm drunk.

She would seize every opportunity Bank had to drink, let alone this one when the whole world was partying.

Siri controlled the spacecraft and slowly landed on the tarmac.

After a while, she had invaded all the battleship systems.

Later, every time Bank passed a battleship, a hopeful question from Miss Siri would pop up:

"Master, are you drunk?"

"Bank~~ I also want to come and drink with you."

"Star Destroyer, can I have my own body?"

"Baby~~~Are you drunk? Let me help you."

"Master, if I had a real body, I would definitely be able to do a lot of things for you."

Bank ignored this at first, but later seeing how persistent Siri was, he finally replied:

"I asked you to wait until I'm drunk before you come to me. I feel like I'm burping. Are you drunk? Hahahaha, burping~ha, haha, hahaha."

Of course Siri would not give up, and she knew very well that Bank was really drunk.

So this time she hacked into all the electronic devices, and would pop up every thirty seconds to ask and request Bank again.

Finally, Bank was moved by her foolish old man’s spirit of moving mountains and said loudly:

"There is an honest person here. She doesn't drink and just beeps. Let's isolate her~~ Hahahaha."

"Hahaha."

"I listen to you."

"You are the boss."

"This system is very smart."

The surrounding soldiers all burst out laughing. Just as Bank said, they simply ignored Siri's existence and continued to swim in the ocean of wine.

siri: ""

Until the end, Bank did not agree to her request. Instead, everyone regarded her as Bank's arrogant smart pet. There were even a few drunk men who teased her with ham sausages and canned beef.

This greatly damaged Siri's self-esteem.

But these are Bank's comrades, and today is the happiest day she has ever seen Bank.

Of course, it was impossible for Siri to dampen Bank's mood, let alone take out his own whip and whip these bastards.

She returned to the spaceship angrily and played the Great Compassion Mantra, intending to dilute her anger towards those blasphemers.

if.

If they weren't Bank's comrades-in-arms, I would definitely whip them into the puppies who know how to fear the most.

Bastard

Siri hated it so much that he almost couldn't hold back the forty-meter long whip and hit those teasers.

Ai Jia is Bank's most trustworthy partner, but you actually regard me as his pet

Untouchables, you are good.

Siri was wearing a slit cheongsam, standing fiercely at the window of the white spaceship, looking at the group of untouchables outside the window, led by Bank, having a crazy carnival.

One of her slender thighs slightly extended from the slit of the cheongsam, and the black high-heeled shoes under her feet made her figure extraordinarily tall.

In the end, not even the Great Compassion Curse could suppress the anger in her heart, and a long black whip suddenly appeared in her hand.

Then, rows of creatures of various races appeared kneeling respectfully in the white spaceship.

"Crack~~"

Siri suddenly shook his whip and hit these holographic projections.

The respectful living beings were beaten until they groaned, but they did not dare to disobey.

This is a game developed by the boring Siri himself

The races she created all have certain incomplete personalities, so that Siri can feel that what she is pumping is not air.

But she didn't dare to let Bank know this, because if that guy knew, she would definitely not be able to have a real body.

"Clap clap~"

Outside the spaceship there was great joy, but inside the spaceship there was a fierce sound of whips beating against flesh.

There are also bursts of muffled sounds

Siri used this to vent his anger towards those untouchables.

Until almost dawn.

Bank, who drank so much, could hardly continue.

He still didn't drink from one end where millions of soldiers gathered to the other end as he thought.

Millions of soldiers were too many, and they were partying rather than forming a dense phalanx.

This makes the scope much larger.

Bank's booze marathon, the achievement of having a drink with all the fighters, was not completed.

He fell.

But he still had a drink with more than a third of the soldiers.

After all, he was traveling wholesale, and he could often attract thousands of people to gather by raising a glass alone.

However, the remaining soldiers who did not have a drink with Bank did not feel sorry for him.

In other words, they couldn't feel sorry, because when Bank fell, there were very few people standing.

As the light of dawn pierced the darkness, the madness of this night also passed.

Dawn has come.

The fragmented yet warm sunshine stood on Bank's face, making his frown gradually loosen.

"Siri, help me use your new body." Bank mumbled casually, as if talking in his sleep.

Siri, who was madly venting his anger in the spaceship, was suddenly stunned.

Then she instantly hacked into an electronic device next to Bank.

"Shu~"

The image of Siri, dressed in fresh clothes and with a lively and cheerful face, suddenly appeared next to Bank.

At this moment, her whip and high heels were gone. She said to Bank with a little girl look on her face: "Master~~~ I just turned off the voice verification, can you say it again? Please~~~"

Bank clicked his tongue in his sleep and said unconsciously: "Earth, it's time for me to go home."