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The whole internet exploded today, and all the glory of the world was robbed by one person.

Countless stories of his deeds have been revealed, and countless people have written tributes to him.

It can be said that as long as you don’t live in the no-man’s land of the Sahara, you will be swept away by the overwhelming news about one person.

"He is back"

"The gatekeeper, not even the stars can restrain him, his obsession to go home."

"Thank you for coming back. It's great to have you on Earth."

"Bank Lanlost, my God, what a great surname. He saved the world two years ago. The first thing the king does when he returns today is to save the planet again."

"Nowhere can trap him, he belongs to Earth, and if he wants to come back, nothing, and I mean nothing, can stop him."

"Gatekeeper, welcome home, can the starry sky be lonely?"

All kinds of tweets like this started with the people of Sokovia and went crazy all over the world, setting off a craze among the people.

People voluntarily posted tributes and took to the streets to pay tribute to the man who saved their family's lives several times, the man who faced an army of millions of aliens alone, and the man who could stand against even a million men. .

The whole world is crazy.

Even many news and even variety shows, after receiving this message, immediately started to insert information about Bank.

It doesn’t matter what kind of news network you are on, it doesn’t matter what variety show you are on with a super A-list superstar, it doesn’t matter whether you are giving a speech by the governor.

After the news of the return of the Gatekeeper was confirmed, all radio stations directly overturned it. All today's program procedures chose to wildly insert the news of the return of the Gatekeeper King.

There are even countless jokes derived from Bank in China, among which the one that is most often used as a joke is

It turns out that in addition to the News Network and the Spring Festival Gala, there is another type of program that can dominate the screens of all Chinese radio stations, Welcome Home Gatekeeper.

When the radio hosts received the script, they were stunned at first. Then, even though there was no prior arrangement, they all became excited and began to express themselves freely and express their excitement.

Because the people have too many words piled up in their hearts to say to this truly legendary hero.

Therefore, there was no need to arrange it at all. They all independently expressed the highest level of respect and excitement in their hearts to the man who came back from thousands of light years away.

The titles of the radio stations were also changed in an instant to pay tribute to the gatekeepers.

"Welcome home."

"The long journey of five thousand light years cannot stop that man's obsession with returning home."

"Saving the world every day, Lanlost's legendary life."

"You read that right, it's not that we are crazy, it's that he is really back."

"#Don't understand what we are talking about. We don't understand either, but today is really great."

"The American spirit is nothing. Captain is just a hero of the Stars and Stripes, and he is the hero of the whole world."

"The director wrote a lot of words, which made me cry, but there are no words that can express the feelings in my heart. That's it, I'll leave it to the host."

The audience in front of the TV, who were laughing and watching their favorite program with their families, suddenly frowned. They couldn't figure out why these veteran hosts would make such vulgar mistakes as suddenly forgetting their words and suddenly losing their voices. mistake.

But the next second, they understood. Just like the host on TV, they were stunned and extremely suspicious.

But when they fiddled with the remote control panel, they found that all the channels were playing the news that the man was back, and even had a video of The Return of the King.

They understood that the Gatekeeper might really be back.

Waves of cheers came from various bars, residences, and even commercial streets.

However, most people still suppressed the excitement in their hearts in the early stage, stopped where they were, and carefully read the reports about this news.

I saw the professional anchors of the news channel. After a long period of confusion, as the background music and pictures of the program suddenly changed, the hosts' tone of voice also started to tremble.

"Here is a message. I don't know what to say, but really, this is not only horrifying, but also the most tear-jerking thing. He is back. The most legendary hero in the history of the world is back."

"I don't think I need to say his name. The epic legend of a man fighting a million troops alone. The King is Returning. Oh my god, screw your Syrian war, screw your fucking Bearded Organization, this is the world's greatest enemy." News."

"This is news that will make the whole world tremble. I am honored to be able to report such legendary news in my lifetime."

"Everyone has guessed it, right? Bank Lanlost is the gatekeeper for the whole world. He just passed through the atmosphere and saved the world again."

Of course, this is the style of European and American countries. News program hosts in Asian countries are much more reserved.

"Now here's a piece of news. I hope you guys sitting in front of the TV won't drink water for the time being. He's back."

"Bank Lanlost, known as the hero all over the world and the gatekeeper, has returned from the stars."

"Here is a video about his return, you can watch it, we can see"

Even though the host's words were very emotional, they were not as exciting as European and American roughnecks with their dirty words and dramatic expressions.

So people sitting in front of the TV, prompted by the video, ignored what the host said.

They squirted out a sip of water, wolfed it down, and stared at the TV, forgetting to chew, and even coughing and coughing.

I saw Bank in the video, standing alone on top of a ruined aerial city, as if scratching something behind his back.

When he raised his right hand, endless purple light instantly enveloped the sky, and then Bank slapped his palm heavily to the ground.

"Boom~~"

A purple shock wave visible to the naked eye spread instantly, and the sky city was completely enveloped by this energy in an instant.

The ground, soil and buildings that were swept by the purple energy also seemed to wither. Not only did they shrink in size, but they even shattered inch by inch in the end.

Countless amounts of sand, gravel, and powder began to scatter toward the ground.

Perhaps because he thought it was too slow, the gatekeeper suddenly flew high into the sky and landed over the city.

Then it was time for people to be stunned. He raised his hand and conjured a sickle, and then four arcs of moonlight that stretched for several kilometers shot towards the center of the city.

In just a few seconds, the huge city in the sky was cut into several pieces by him.

Then several scarlet and purple energy waves erupted from his palm. When they approached the city fragments, they were nearly ten meters thick.

"Boom~~"

The boundless explosion came again, and people were finally able to concretely feel the power of the gatekeeper.

He finally understood why he could hold off a million-strong Chitauri army by himself.

Because those fragments of the city, which were as large as tens of kilometers, were directly beaten into powder by the gatekeepers.

Countless pieces of dust poured down from the sky, turning the entire sky into gray.

How powerful it must be to shatter a city with one punch.

even god

Is it really that strong?

Thanks for siding with humanity, Bank.