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What does it mean to be unparalleled in the world, what does it mean to come to court from all directions, what does it mean to have a golden cup and jade wine?

Tonight's space carrier gave a good explanation.

The loud music could be heard for several miles, and the entire deck of the mothership was filled with the mellow aroma of wine.

Those dazzling colorful lights shooting in all directions, the moving singing voices and swaying dance movements will never be absent from the stage tonight.

Bank was drinking alone, and thousands of people were accompanying him. Below the mothership, the people of Manhattan fully demonstrated the word "crowd".

They raised their arms high and kept shouting and waving in response to the music coming from above that seemed to go straight through the sky.

People involuntarily pass the wine through their throats, but the surge in their hearts surges out.

Most people were so drunk between the time they entered and exited.

The feast on the space carrier gradually came to an end.

The well-known host walked onto the stage and said with a smile: "Look, our security guard is already drunk. I heard that he drank extraterrestrial wine."

Everyone was stunned when they heard this, but after reacting instantly, they all looked at Bank, and the cameraman also pointed the lens at this "security guard".

Yes, security, the one who guards the door for the whole world, isn’t that the best security guard in the world?

It seems that after today, Bank will have another nickname that is popular and ridiculed by people all over the world.

At this time, Bank hung up the phone with a drunken look on his face. As for whose phone it was, of course it was Siri's. How could that girl give up? The earth's holographic projection equipment was not widely available, so she could only use this method. While Bank was drunk, he continued to deliver her requests.

Bank also admired this kind of foolish old man's spirit of moving mountains. But it was because he was drunk. Just now, Bank agreed to her request.

After hanging up the phone, Bank raised the flask in his hand and said to the host: "This security captain drank a frozen spirit that has been brewed for 30,000 years. The captain took a sip and was still vomiting over there. , you want some too”

Everyone, including the host, laughed non-stop when they heard this.

One was because of Bank's self-deprecation, and the other was that the moment he finished speaking, a cameraman turned the camera to the captain in the corner.

Rogers was holding on to the wall at the moment, his face turning the color of pig liver. When he suddenly heard Bank mocking him, he immediately straightened up forcibly, trying to make himself look normal, but just looking at that awkward look, no matter how you look at it, you feel Far-fetched.

It was the first time that the American spirit looked like this, so people took out their mobile phones and gave him the respect equal to his fame.

The captain's face turned dark, but he was not the protagonist tonight.

I saw the host making fun of Captain America without hesitation: "Look at our American spirit, it turns out that he can also get drunk, but that's the case with the Avengers. They are by our side and always protecting us. In fact They are just like us, there is an ordinary person living in their powerful body. I still remember the way Bank looked when he was caught driving drunk and was arrested."

It's okay if he didn't say this, but once he said this, a certain traffic police brigade exploded.

"Johnson, I used to like this host, but why did he mention this because he was afraid that the security captain wouldn't remember us?" a traffic policeman exploded.

Other colleagues also echoed:

"The road turns dark."

"Pink turns black."

"Fuck you, the traffic policeman is not a human being. This Johnson is so disgusting no matter how you look at him."

"Captain, take your hands off the gun."

These are all small episodes, which do not prevent most people from laughing.

Johnson changed the topic and said again: "You are all laughing, am I the only one who doesn't think this is funny? He is such a hero, but he is isolated five thousand light-years away by the door he guards. Thousands of light years, to me, that is a distance longer than life and death."

"But fortunately, this is just a joke of the century played by Bank on us. Yes, he is back, but no one will accuse him of his prank, because it's good that you come back. Really, we miss you."

"Tsk, tsk, I remember I am an entertainment host, right? Why do I look like I am possessed by the head of state today? I think you have all said it in your heart countless times, so I won't talk about it here."

"We are now asking our security captain, Bank Lanlost, to come up and tell us how he teaches those alien bastards how to behave five thousand light years away."

When the audience heard this, they all cheered and turned their attention to the drunken Bank.

When Bank heard this, he was stunned for a moment, because this was not rehearsed in advance, and he himself did not know that he would have the stage to give a speech.

Seeing the crowd's fierce support, Bank took a microphone and said to Johnson on the stage: "Aren't you afraid that I will prevent you from getting off the stage?"

Johnson, however, looked like he was not afraid of being scalded by boiling water. He raised his eyebrows and said: "Yes, man, you can choose whether I will come off the stage. This is your right, but this didn't happen, right?"

Bank walked onto the stage with a smile, holding a bottle in his hand. He waved Johnson off the stage, then turned to look at the audience and said:

"Ah, the show is almost over, so you asked me to come up. I have forgotten all the lines and plots I had planned. How can I brag?"

Looking at the smiling faces of the audience in the audience, Bank continued: "Didn't Johnson ask me to talk about the situation in outer space? I was holding a hundred thousand feet of endless light in my hand, and as far as I could see, there were all shitty people. My eyes were like Electricity contains surging star power. Just when a mothership was about to hit me, I lightly pressed the gun in my hand and stabbed the mothership into pieces with one shot of my secret skill of cutting down stars. "

"By the way, that mothership is more than a hundred times bigger than the one you are standing on. But in an instant, it turned into space garbage. My demonic wings rolled wildly and directly destroyed the alien warships with a radius of 9,000 kilometers. , it was so disturbed that the world was turned upside down, and the sun and the moon were dimmed."

"Finally, a Chitauri king named Thanos appeared. He came from several light years away to save his army, but it was too late. By the time he saw me, there was no one around me. A complete starship."

"He and I went from the frozen planet to the blazing star. We pushed the star into a sea of ​​magma and fire 100,000 feet high. Finally, on the white dwarf star, we decided the winner. I cut off his head. Throw it into a black hole and win the battle~"