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Bank looked at Spider-Man and said, "Boy, are you interested in joining the Avengers?"

Spider-Man was stunned. Not to mention, he really wanted to join. After all, the Avengers are not only official heroes, respected by the world, but also several of the characters in it are his idols, especially Iron Man.

But Peter didn't expect that it was Bank who invited him, and it was so casual.

Spider-Man was a little at a loss and said: "Is it possible? But don't you need to be assessed, such as whether it is justice, such as official procedures, and the interns do not need the captain's guidance?"

Bank spread his hands and said: "Justice, what is justice? Do you think I am justice?"

Spider-Man was a little confused by Bank's question. He stammered: "You can be regarded as righteous. No, you are righteous in the first place, but your justice is different from the justice we know."

Bank looked at him and said: "That's right. Look at the Avengers. Do you think they are all like Captain, without flaws and flawless?"

Spider-Man thought of his idol, the playboy Tony, and the most famous Avenger in front of him. None of them seemed to follow the conventional line of justice as people imagined.

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In Spider-Man's impression, apart from Captain, each of the Avengers seems to be full of bad qualities.

Just like Bank, although he maintains justice in the world, a superhero in people's conventional impression would not be so exaggerated, not even Iron Man.

At least Iron Man won't be bullied by an ordinary traffic policeman, won't sign someone else's chest, and won't beat himself up

He originally thought that Iron Man was the ultimate exaggeration of a superhero, but until he met Bank, he realized that perhaps justice had nothing to do with being strict with oneself, and had nothing to do with maintaining grace. Justice is a conceptual word, and it has countless ways of expression.

As for Bank's way of expression, although it is a bit fucked up, Spider-Man must also admit that at least he is definitely righteous.

So Spider-Man said to Bank: "So when you select an intern, you won't conduct any evaluation on him, and you won't find out all the things he did when he was a child, peeking at his classmates changing clothes, right?"

Bank looked at him strangely and said: "The interns will be evaluated, but the interns I selected do not need any evaluation."

Spider-Man was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Then can I become an Avenger?"

Bank looked at him and said: "You can become our intern like Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver. After all, I am very optimistic about you, but you have to complete the two tasks I gave you."

"I'm good at teaching a gangster or rescuing an old lady's cat. In fact, I just did it yesterday." Spider-Man looked at Bank expectantly and saw that Bank was not a difficult person to deal with. The chat mode has also gradually started.

Bank pointed at the people below and said: "Now subdue them, then send them to the police station, and then send my things to my home. You know where my home is, right?"

Spider-Man nodded and said: "Of course I know. You live next to Iron Man. It is a rich area, but I have never been there because it seems that there is no need for my help there. Because the two biggest superheroes , live there.”

Bank nodded and said: "Then go and teach them a lesson."

Spider-Man hesitated for a while, and then said: "Then there is another task. You won't ask me to help you transport things for free, and then give me another task that I can't complete. Even if you don't tell me, I will give those few things to you." A villain was sent to the police station, but you should tell me what the mission was."

Bank looked at Spider-Man who was in half-mouth cannon mode, pursed his lips, and said: "There is another task, which is to bring a gift to Iron Man after delivering the things to my house."

"What gift? A birthday cake or a teddy bear? Stark's birthday is coming soon, but you live next to him, why don't you go and deliver it yourself." Peter gushed.

Bank knew that just like Deadpool, Spider-Man's normal state was a quarrelsome state, so he smiled and said: "Of course it won't be that simple. You have to express a threatening letter to him, and then give it to him Give me the middle finger, you know, I am exercising your courage, I am not deliberately trying to tease him, after all, we Avengers will often face many dangers, and we need extraordinary courage."

Spider-Man was confused, thinking that it’s weird for me to believe you. Who doesn’t know that you and Shit Dako are good friends? It’s just that you want to mess with him, why are you blaming it on me? After all, I am also his little fan. Brother

So Spider-Man said with a bitter face: "Can you change the mission? This mission is too dangerous. What if I am shot down by him as a terrorist? After all, many people think I am a pervert when they see me for the first time. .”

Bank looked at him trustingly and said, "I believe in you, kid. You can do it. I'm optimistic about you."

But Spider-Man still said that I can't do it. He said: "This is not only very dangerous, but it also seems to have nothing to do with becoming an Avenger."

Bank glared at him and said: "Of course it does matter. I told you it's just to exercise your courage. If it doesn't work, just go graffiti on the Stark Tower."

Spider-Man thought to himself that I have managed to accumulate some fame over the past year, but I can't let it be ruined like this.

If you really go and graffiti on top of Stark Tower, then it won’t be you making the headlines tomorrow, but it will be my turn to make the headlines.

So Spider-Man said with a bitter face: "The first task is easy to complete, but I really can't do the second task. Iron Man will definitely teach me a lesson, just use his old iron forty No. 2, Lao Tie, this is what you call me, that mecha is really cool, but it’s also very dangerous.”

Bank also wanted to tease this good Marvel neighbor who had entered normal mode, but at this moment, he suddenly staggered where he was.

Then there was a vague feeling of weightlessness. Bank looked around in surprise and saw no changes, but then he seemed to know something in his heart.

Because under the influence of the two infinity stones on his spine, he seemed to see a distortion in the space. It seemed as if the ground under his feet was not in the direction of gravity, and it seemed as if the surrounding buildings were twisting and collapsing.

But the fact in front of him is not like this. At least in Spider-Man's eyes, the world has not changed at all. Instead, Bank staggered slightly, which seemed a bit inexplicable.

So Spider-Man asked doubtfully: "What's wrong with you? Are you drunk or on drugs? Do you superheroes take drugs?"

Bank was not going to explain anything to him, but just said to him: "I take drugs, of course. Hulk smokes half a kilogram of washing powder with every meal. But boy, if you want to become an Avenger, just complete what I give you." If it doesn't work, just raise your middle finger in front of him and say a bad word, and I'll leave the next few people to you. I'll leave first."

After saying that, Bank left the confused Spider-Man in front of Li and activated the energy of the power stone in his spine.

A burst of purple light burst out from Bank's body instantly, and then he disappeared in an instant as if tearing apart space under Spider-Man's doubtful gaze.

Spider-Man silently raised his middle finger in the direction where Bank disappeared, and then looked at the people downstairs.

But the moment he raised his middle finger, his spider sense alerted him again, making his hair stand on end.

But this time he still didn't dodge. He saw an arm suddenly appear behind him, hit his head with a bang, and then disappeared.

Spider-Man quickly turned around, but there was no one there. Peter covered his head and complained: "You are gone, why don't you be so vindictive?"

After saying that, Spider-Man shook his head helplessly, and then jumped off the roof.