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Bank looked around, wanting to see who the thief was. He had even saved the world, so he could help the working people and make his final contribution.

After all, petty theft and other things have been what Bank hates the most since he opened his own shop.

But after a while, Bank discovered something was wrong, because just as Bank was searching for traces of the thief, the two men rushed up instantly, grabbed Bank by the collar, and shouted: "How did you steal?" I took our clothes and in the blink of an eye, the clothes were gone.”

Bank froze on the spot. He looked at the trademark that had not yet been removed from his collar, dumbfounded and unable to speak to himself.

Doctor Strange, Mordo and others on the side saw this situation, but they all took a few steps back, saying that they did not know Bank.

Bank said awkwardly: "Wait a minute, don't do anything yet and listen to my explanation."

"I'll listen to your explanation, I'll listen to your mother." The man obviously had a bad temper. He hit Bank on the chest and pretended to take off his clothes.

"I know Iron Man and I'm going to ask him to pay him right now. Don't do anything. I'm warning you, I can kill even Dormammu without blinking an eye," Bank yelled.

"Iron Man, your mother, Dormammu, your mother, take off your clothes quickly"

The man obviously didn't believe it, and punched Bank every time he said a word. Fortunately, Bank reacted in time and blocked all the punches with his left and right movements. However, he was still overwhelmed by his momentum and was defeated step by step.

"I am the gatekeeper. I just saved the world. They can vouch for me."

Seeing that the explanation was unclear, Bank used his ultimate move to reveal his identity, and pointed at Doctor Strange and others, asking them to testify for him.

But those unloyal guys, as if they didn't see it, turned their heads to the side and whistled.

The angry man once again pushed Bank far away with his palm and said: "You look like a gatekeeper, why are you here to steal things?"

Even if Bank told the truth, the people around him thought he just looked like a gatekeeper. After all, there are too many people who look alike in the world, and in their eyes, gringos are really not as distinguished as Asians. People come clearly.

And the most important thing is, how could the gatekeeper do this?

So people around started cheering:

"Send to the police station"

"Let him pay for my crayfish first before delivering them."

"Gringos stole stuff here. It's really not a good thing."

"Do you know who I am? You called me just to ask for a hundred dollars?" Tony exploded.

"I'm not misunderstood. Hey, don't do it. If you do it again, I'm lying down and I'm asking you for money. Stop talking. Just ask Jarvis to transfer the money to WeChat on this phone. Jarvis Si can handle it, but this old man thought that I not only ate the Overlord meal, but also snatched his mobile phone, ugh." Bank said helplessly to Tony on the other end of the phone.

After twenty minutes of fooling around, Bank finally asked for one hundred dollars from Tony, and transferred it to the two clerks who thought they were thieves through the old man's WeChat.

Fortunately, this old man is quite fashionable. At this time, WeChat has not yet become popular in Hong Kong, but he is already using this software.

In the end, Bank was tired of dealing with the farce, and directly asked Strange and the others to draw a portal, and left in despair with the packed crayfish and takoyaki.

But it doesn't matter if they don't leave. If they leave, they will cause an uproar on the streets of Hong Kong.

"Why did those people disappear?"

"No, they walked into the Spark Gate. It seems to be the United States on the other side. I saw the Stark Industries Building."

"Oh my God, what did that man just say? He said he was the gatekeeper. Could it be true?"

"There seems to be something wrong. He just said that he saved the world and had no clothes to wear, so he just grabbed one. Could it be true?"

"Ma'am, are you lying? Oh my god, mom, I seemed to have captured a gatekeeper alive just now."

Bank probably knows what kind of chaos is happening on the streets of Hong Kong over there, but this may be the show-off mode that Bank wants in his heart.

He actually appreciates his current living situation, and he really doesn't want to become the kind of person who seems to be dazzling and unapproachable, who seems to be in a high position and whose eyes are like lightning.

First, that kind of appearance is really not what Bank has in mind. He has always been himself. When he wants to save the world, he will steal a ham sausage to eat. If he wants to quarrel with a troll, he will quarrel with him. Taking into account his own identity, that is what a high-ranking official of a certain country should do. He never hides himself. Without the aura of a superhero, he is just a big asshole.

The second is the "high position, cold face" pretense model, which is used by too many people, and Bank feels tired of it.

Smiling, stretching, or yawning, making others look very relaxed, and saving the world. In Bank's opinion, this is the real top form of sex.

While you were coldly fighting to stop a robbery incident, while I was cursing with others, I sneezed and knocked back the villain who was about to destroy the universe by a hundred thousand light years. I was so frightened. Never again dare to come to the place where I can see you.

Look, whose level is immediately revealed.

This is what Bank wanted to feel. Not to mention that he would only lose face. In this state of his, he not only captured the hearts of the people, but he also immediately pretended to be cool, leaving others with nothing to show off. After all, why Even if you pretend, you can't compare to him.

I haven't seen anyone complaining about other people's pretense now. They all say that even the gatekeeper is not as arrogant as you. You have him, money, and he is strong.

If not, why don't you pretend to be your mother? Go home and feed yourself.

After all, I have seen so many aloof and pretentious people, and I am tired of it. It is not Bank's random act. It can be said that he really won the hearts of the people and stole the limelight. No matter how jealous and sour others are, they still can't fault the pretentious person. .