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Bank and Deadpool hated and killed each other for a while. From Bank Theme Park, they came to the Hudson River "talking and laughing".

When no one was around, the two finally revealed their true colors.

Deadpool's hands were hanging in the air with shattered bones, and he took a step back and said: "Oh~~ little baby, do you have this much strength? Your second brother also has the same virtues as you. I think I should show you, what is Steel gun."

As he spoke, the Clown Killer pulled out a pistol from his gauntlet and shot Bank twice.

Bank, with the mentality that whoever dares to be a coward is his grandson, hit the two bullets with his headbutt.

Two sparks flew up from Iron Man's helmet, which bounced off the incoming bullets.

Then Bank pulled out the small dagger from his belly and said: "You only have the ability to kill me with one strike for a thousand years. Don't worry, little darling, I will feed you a box of Ma Yinglong to plug your stinky ass." of."

With that said, Bank rushed forward and stabbed Deadpool in the butt.

Deadpool screamed and ducked to the side, allowing Bank's dagger to stab him in the waist.

Bank suddenly pulled out the dagger, picked up a bunch of blood arrows, then changed the target and stabbed Deadpool in the chin.

"Pfft~"

The small dagger was completely submerged into Deadpool's chin from top to bottom, tying his upper and lower jaws together.

Bank raised his middle finger and said, "I'll sew up your stinky ass and see how you still fart. Now you should be unemployed. You can't even suck a cock. Which brothel will want you."

"Shu~"

"Ah~~"

Deadpool pulled the dagger out of his chin and screamed: "I should put a baseball bat into your daughter's mouth and let her know my size. I know where you live. I will fly a ton." C4 bomb will send your whole family to the sky."

With that said, Deadpool used a flying knife trick, shot the dagger in his hand towards Bank, then took out his two guns and fired wildly at Bank.

Bank grabbed the dagger, then knocked away several bullets with one punch, and said: "You don't even know I've cuckolded you, you stupid street boy, just eat my big eggs."

With that said, Bank took out a grenade from nowhere and rushed towards Deadpool. The bullets hit him and could only slightly penetrate his skin, and were ejected from his body in an instant. .

Let’s do some popular science here. The actor who plays Deadpool is the ex-husband of Scarlett Johansson, who plays Black Widow. So Bank’s words, at least in his own opinion, still make sense.

But Deadpool didn't know that. He was stunned for a moment, recalling the years when he cuckolded others. It seemed that others didn't give him the chance to cuckold him. He had already broken up with his ex-girlfriend.

But he couldn't help but think too much. He saw Bank holding a grenade and rushed towards him.

Deadpool quickly drew out his two swords, swiped twice, and cut Bank's arm with a flash of cold light.

However, even Adamantium Metal can only cut into Bank's bones and cannot break his arm in one go.

Bank raised his hand vigorously, and a terrifying centipede-shaped wound was formed on his arm. However, he also broke away from Deadpool's long knife. He raised the grenade and shot it into Deadpool's mouth. There was a big hole in his hood, and his front teeth were chipped.

"Bah~"

Deadpool's eyes widened with anger, and he spat out the grenade all at once, but before the grenade could land, a violent explosion broke out in front of him.

"Boom~~"

Deadpool was directly blown away by this energy. Countless shrapnels were inserted into his body. His red leather jacket became tattered and his hideous skin was exposed to the sun. He lay on the ground unaware of his life or death.

Bank was also stunned when he saw this scene. Could it be that I went too far?

It shouldn’t be. Didn’t it mean that Deadpool can’t die?

But in the next moment, Bank felt relieved and was determined to win over this girl today.

Deadpool suddenly bent over and coughed loudly: "Cough cough cough~ Hello police uncle, there are terrorists here carrying out bombing attacks, but author, are you going too far with this arrangement? You four-eyed boy, wearing a blue suit You are the boy in camouflage and shabby clothes. You are so handsome, but you are so vicious at heart. Let’s discuss it and let me beat your own son once, just once.”

Bank was stunned. Could it be that this guy broke the fourth wall again? But shouldn't it be the editorial department or the director? Why is it the author?

Could it be that I am also a character in the book?

Bank looked back suddenly. Although the author was startled, he saw nothing but blue sky and white clouds.

The moment Bank looked back, Deadpool suddenly jumped up, holding two knives and stabbed Bank in the stomach.

At this moment, he still had time to turn around and smile, saying: "Four-eyed boy, you know what I mean~"

"Bang~"

But before he could finish speaking, Bank kicked him in the crotch and said with a smile: "Gongbao chicken~~"

"Oh~~"

Deadpool squeezed his legs, screamed in pain, and complained: "It's too much. I knew it wasn't that simple. My own son is different."

Bank ignored his complaints, snatched a long knife from his hand, and slashed it towards his head.

"When~"

However, he was blocked by Deadpool holding another long knife. He crossed his legs and said, "It seems that you are not good at using a knife. It would be better for you to use your cock and eggs."

Bank brandished a long knife and fought Deadpool from the river into the river. When the knife hit Deadpool's stomach, he said: "Disfigured Ronald McDonald, you look so post-modern, throw you away." Going into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough, the black soil south of the Sahara is where you should stay.”

Bang bang bang bang~

The two of them talked to each other for two hours, and they also fought for two full hours.

At this time, Deadpool was beyond recognition, with hideous wounds all over his body, and the original red leather sheath had turned into pieces of broken cloth, with blood splattered all over the floor, and half of his arm was broken, just because of his own injuries. Healing ability cannot keep up with Bank's output ability.

Bank, on the other hand, is much better. Although he does not use the power of the infinite stones, his A-level strength is much higher than that of Deadpool.

But this is only compared to Deadpool. At this moment, in the eyes of others, he is also in tatters, with stab wounds everywhere, and even his eyeballs are still healing.

Bank slashed Deadpool's neck again, blood from a ruptured artery splattered all over Bank.

"Puff~"

Just when Bank was about to pursue victory, Deadpool finally gave in. He suddenly knelt on the ground, raised his hands and let the blood flow wildly, and said with tattered lips: "I was wrong to surrender."