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353. A prank you can only do once in a lifetime
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Saturn V satellite.
"Boom~~"
A huge circular spaceship crashed heavily onto the ground.
Before the satellite fell, several human figures ejected one after another and landed in the distance.
As the huge spaceship crashed, several people slowly came together, including Tony, Spider-Man, Doctor Strange, and the Guardians of the Galaxy.
Yes, after learning that Thanos had returned so soon, Star-Lord and others immediately drove the spaceship and rushed to the earth.
Not only because everyone on the spaceship basically has more or less hatred for Thanos, but also because of an agreement. They remembered that when Bank created the Guardians of the Galaxy and organized them together, they joked that they must I remember that Thanos was in trouble and the Earth was in trouble. Although it sounded like a joke, the Guardians of the Galaxy and Bank's generals at that time were cautious about their commitments, let alone Earth is still Star-Lord’s home planet.
As for why only Star-Lord and others have come now, it is not because the Xandarians and generals have forgotten their promises and friendship after receiving the favor, but because they are different from Star-Lord and others, they are extremely carefree and free-spirited. It's because such a large army needs time to assemble and plan well. How many fleets go to support the Star Destroyer and how many fleets stay to guard the planet.
Even with the name Star Destroyer, its importance to them has infinitely accelerated the speed of army formation, but no matter what, it is naturally not as good as the unscrupulous Star-Lord and others, so they are still coming now. on the way.
The crashed spaceship was the mothership that landed on Earth, and Tony and Spider-Man had this mothership in order to save Dr. Strange who was captured at the time, and to drive the enemy's base camp away from the Earth. The scene where the ship collides with the Proton Guard.
In the mothership, the three Avengers and Star-Lord also fought with each other, because they all believed that the other was a minion of Thanos, otherwise how could they be in this mothership?
Fortunately, after the last few people called back and forth, they all found that the other party knew Bank and claimed to be Bank's friend, so they cooperated half-heartedly and crashed the mothership on Rhea.
Looking at the ruins around him, Star-Lord, who knew that there had been civilization on this planet, took out a small tester and said: "What happened to this planet is a full eight degrees off-axis, and the gravity pulls it everywhere."
But the Avengers were not in the mood to listen to his explanation. The earth was in dire straits right now, and they were millions of kilometers away.
Tony looked at Doctor Strange, who had been suspended there motionless since he fell, then turned to everyone and said, "We need a plan, a plan that can defeat the Purple Potato Demon."
"Purple Sweet Potato Demon, have you ever seen him?" Star-Lord on the side said in surprise.
"Bank didn't say anything. He said Thanos is actually quite cute and he made it into a pillow with him," Tony said silently, but looking at everyone's frozen expressions, he probably knew that he had been tricked by Bank again.
When Spider-Man squatted on a boulder, he tilted his head and said, "I can understand what Mr. Bank said. He always said that I am clumsy, but I think I am quite agile. Later I found out that he was using me to follow him. Quicksilver, in fact, sometimes, he is really hurtful, I am one."
Listening to Peter Parker's nonsense again, Tony shook his head helplessly and said to him: "Do you know that sometimes you are more annoying than him? The Avengers don't need this attribute. We just need to be united." "
When Little Spider heard this, he said aggrievedly: "But Mr. Bank is, so are Quicksilver and the newly joined brother Ant-Man. Don't you sometimes do the same?"
Tony said nothing after hearing this, and said: "Boy, I'm warning you, now is not the time to talk about this."
Star-Lord on the side ignored Tony, but turned to look at the little spider, as if he had found a kindred spirit, and said: "You were also punished by him. What did he name you? He named me back then." My name is Star Prince, and now when people see me, they still call me that. To clarify, my name is Star Lord."
Little Spider turned to look at Star-Lord, shrugged and said, "He called me Little Bugs."
"He called me Little Peppa Pig, but it must be a very powerful nickname, right? Do you on Earth call particularly powerful and fierce people Little Peppa Pig?" Dex the Destroyer beside him looked stupid. interjected.
Tony, Spider-Man, Doctor Strange: ""
"By the way, his name is Gamora Green Goblin. She is not here. As a teammate, I magnanimously asked her what the Green Goblin is." Dex, whose muscles were tense, did not notice the stunned expressions of everyone. What does it mean? Instead, he once again used mismatched adjectives and asked everyone.
Seeing everyone looking at him stupidly, Tony shook his head again and sighed, "Old Tie, okay, he called me Lao Tie, but don't ask me what I mean, it's not a good meaning anyway, Prince of Stars, can Can you get your people around? We need a plan."
"Buzz buzz~~"
But just when everyone reluctantly followed Tony's suggestion and slowly gathered around, complaining about Bank and preparing to discuss a plan, a strange sound interrupted them.
Everyone quickly looked at Doctor Strange, and saw that the Eye of Agamotto on his chest was constantly emitting green light, covering his whole body, and his expression was sometimes ferocious and sometimes painful.
Tony walked up quickly and asked, "Strange, are you okay?"
"Uh~~"
Tony's words fell to the ground, and Doctor Strange, who was originally suspended in the air, fell to the ground with it.
Tony immediately helped Strange, who was losing strength, and said, "Are you okay?"
Dr. Strange gasped with sweat and shook his head somewhat incoherently: "I saw some things, a lot, and foresaw everything that would happen next, all the possible outcomes of our war."
Star-Lord asked tentatively: "How many results have you seen?"
Doctor Strange shook his head and said: "Twenty-four million and six hundred and fifty species."
Tony stared at Strange and said, "How many times have we won?"
"Sixteen times" Strange said with difficulty.
Everyone fell silent when they heard this, because compared with the large base of more than 10 million, fifty-six times was too few. Calculated, their possibility of winning this war was less than one millionth. .
Seeing everyone fall into deep silence, Spider-Man suddenly said to Tony from the side: "Hey, you know sir, I learned a saying in the Avengers training camp, that is, when you are desperate, do your best. What we should do, and then add it up, just wait for hope to come. Aren’t we Avengers ourselves hope?”
Tony didn't expect that one day he would be educated by the little spider, but after saying this, it really made him feel better. He nodded and turned around, saying: "So we will do our best to make the best plan. Well, it’s not like the Purple Sweet Potato Essence has given us no hope.”
But Doctor Strange's next words plunged everyone into deep despair: "Those sixteen times, Bank was present all the time."
After hearing this, everyone turned their heads and looked at him with burning eyes, saying: "Where is Bank?"
Strange shook his head in despair again, and did not answer this sentence directly, but said: "There are still 3,460,200 results. Bank came back in the end, but still failed to stop him. , there are more than 20 million other outcomes, all of which are due to Bank not having time to come back. When he comes back, the earth will be "
Tony clenched his fists when he heard this, but in the end he laughed unexpectedly and said: "Haha, I think among the results of his failure to come back, he watched us all die alone, and the earth was destroyed. Once he is gone, standing alone on the ruins, his back must be very lonely, well, maybe there is still a little twilight light shining on his back, and some bg or something. If he can't come back, I will punish him. This is the happiest thing I have ever done, but this kind of prank can only be done once in a lifetime."
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