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Bank, who drank thirty or forty bottles of high-strength liquor, was still drunk.

But no one was unhappy that night. Everyone was in high spirits until midnight, and then few of them were able to walk out standing.

Moreover, as the ancients said, extreme joy brings sorrow, and you will not deceive me.

After drinking dozens of bottles of wine, Bank was driving home and was shamefully caught.

Who was caught?

Of course it's the traffic police.

In fact, that guy usually doesn't have a car like George Button, but who wants Bank, who is drunk, to give others the middle finger?

As soon as people come over, oh~ the smell of alcohol in this car is so irritating to the eyes

So if you don’t arrest him, who will?

Here's what happened:

George Patton, driven by Bank, swayed on the road.

"Sir, please drive with caution," a police car drove up and said to Bank through a loudspeaker.

The drunken Bank was stunned for a moment. Then, with Peggy's shocked eyes, he opened the car window, raised his middle finger to the police, and said loudly: "Don't stand in front of me when I'm drunk. Be careful. Crush your little police car”

The policeman was also stunned and immediately stopped in front of Bank's armored vehicle.

"Bang~"

George Patton did not stop and directly hit the rear of the police car. The huge kinetic energy directly sent the police car flying two to three meters.

"How could I drive and kill you?" Bank burped and shouted out the window.

"Call for backup, call for backup. Someone is attacking the police," the policeman in the police car said into the intercom in shock.

Three minutes later, several police cars drove over and surrounded Bank.

But this is how the evil American emperor treats a person driving such a car. Even if he attacks the police, he does not serve him directly with a stun baton. Instead, he comes up to him in a business-like manner and says: "Sir, I suspect you of drunk driving. Take out your driver's license and we won't charge you with assaulting a police officer, but you'd better go to the police station with us."

Bank's eyes were so drunk that he let out a long belch and said, "What is a driver's license? But I have this."

As he said that, he raised his middle finger to the police chief.

The police captain's face turned dark on the spot.

Damn it, even if we are the evil American emperor, I give capitalists like you face, but it is not meant for you to abuse it like this.

Several police officers around them immediately took out their stun batons and said, "Sir, now we are charging you with assaulting a police officer and violating public safety. Come with us."

Unexpectedly, Bank, who was drunk, went even further. He shook the glass and said, "If you have the guts to carry me back, I won't leave."

So these policemen were confused and went straight to the window breaker, trying to break open George Patton's glass, but they were helpless. It seemed that the glass was installed with bulletproof glass.

"Hey, these idiots~"

Bank was drunk and swaying, and while Peggy was helplessly covering her forehead, he once again gave a collective middle finger to the police who were knocking on the car window with sledgehammers.

In the end, the helpless police officers had no choice but to call in a large tow truck and tow the entire George Patton back to the police station.

the next day.

Bank got up from the steering wheel with a confused look on his face and looked around. Peggy and Colberos were gone.

He picked his head and got out of the car. Then, four or five police officers rushed up and pushed him to the ground.

"Ah~ don't slap me in the face~ don't slap me in the face~ What happened? I admit defeat. I apologize. I admit it. So what on earth did I commit?" Bank yelled, holding his head.

After half an hour.

Thinking of everything, Bank began to call his bailiff under the vicious eyes of a group of people in the police station.

The first one was Tony Stark, but the guy didn't seem to wake up. After the phone rang a few times, Bank hung up the phone.

The next one, the widowed sister Natasha, this one was more direct. Seeing that it was Bank, she hung up the phone directly.

Bank was stunned.

Hey, they are all fair-weather friends, but they are unreliable at critical moments.

This time he directly and angrily dialed the number of "One-Eyed Black Evil".

"Du~du~what's the matter?"

Within two rings, the phone was connected, and Nick's deep voice came.

"Director, I got into a fight with someone," Bank said quietly.

Nick was stunned and thought of Bank's massacre of abominations. He said seriously: "It's a stranger. How many people have you killed?"

"Ah, no, I was the one who was beaten." Bank said, scratching his head.

"Why didn't I get reports of destruction in New York when you were beaten?" Nick asked.

Bank said again: "Well, it's the police. I was caught driving drunk yesterday. Can you come and bail me out?"

"duo~"

The other side hung up the phone directly.

Bank was stunned and looked at his phone in embarrassment. Several policemen around him had begun to seriously suspect that this man was a car thief or an irresponsible driver.

Why

Because someone who drives this kind of car can make three phone calls and be hung up on immediately.

Fortunately, just when Bank was about to lower his face in embarrassment and call the vampires, someone called him. It was Agent Coulson.

"Ah, hello, Coulson~" Bank said leisurely.

"Well, Mr. Bank, where are you now? The agents I sent have been waiting in front of your store all morning, but they haven't waited for you to come back." Colson asked doubtfully.

Bank coughed twice and said, "Ah, um, I'm at the xx police station. Can you come over? I'll give you a surprise."

Coulson said: "What's the matter? I'm at the research base in New Mexico now. This time I sent an agent to pick you up as a consultant to study Thor's hammer."

Bank was silent for a while and said: "Okay then, ask your men to come directly to the xx police station to pick me up. I will explain to my clerk later and fly over."

Colson said: "Well, okay, just wait."

After he finished speaking, he hung up the phone.

Bank not only sighed, Colson is indeed a trustworthy friend, how friendly he is.

Unlike the one-eyed dragon and the widowed sister, they are not tall but have quite a temper.

"Well, officer, I've called someone to pick me up. How much does it cost to pay for bail?" Bank asked a police sergeant beside him.

That policeman was one of the people who was given the middle finger and called a fool by Bank yesterday. He snorted and said, "You will face seven charges and you will have to pay a bail of up to 180,000 US dollars."

Bank's heart tightened and he said: "That's the least."

The policeman said condescendingly: "Eighty thousand US dollars."

"Um, can I bring two quilts?" Bank said blankly.

"What are you doing?" the policeman asked confused.

"I'm not leaving." Bank said blankly.

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