There's something wrong with this Hogwarts

The debut of White Lotus Delacour was forced to stop because there were too many male classmates at Hogwarts and the abnormality index was too high.

No way, England is full of perverts.

The normal situation is mediocre, and when the time comes, it will explode, showing what I have learned in my life.

"Miss White Lotus, you need to be sorted first." Professor McGonagall was rigid and strict, insisting on the old Hogwarts tradition.

Just divide it, Bai Lianhua has no objection.

But whether it is better to go to Slytherin or Gryffindor is really tangled.

The white lotus is distressed, Slytherin has the Sister and the Hall of Dur, and Gryffindor has Harry and the twins, she doesn't want to give up on any of them.

Professor McGonagall came to her office with a white lotus.

This place is simple and refreshing. There are only desks and bookcases in the huge office, and there is nothing else, so it looks empty.

On the desk, there was a tattered hat with a mouth.

This is the magic sorting hat!

"Put it on, kid," said Professor McGonagall.

"Thank you, Professor." Bai Lianhua thought for a while, what should she do in front of the strict teacher?

Well, first of all, the standard is pitiful, timid, kind and ignorant.

Secondly, add the installation package, good girl who follows the rules!

Professor McGonagall doesn't like rule-breakers.

Finally, be brave.

Gryffindor is a brave and fearless lion.

The bravery in the timid state can make Professor McGonagall feel distressed and resonate.

So, the white lotus bowed to Professor McGonagall.Taking a deep breath, gritting his teeth, breathing rapidly, he grabbed the sorting hat and put it on his head.

What the hell, I haven't washed this broken hat for many years, even if it is dirty, there is still hair oil left over!

"Blame me?" The Sorting Hat was aggrieved: "Nobody washed it for me, what can I do? I'm also desperate!"

The Sorting Hat has given it a chance!

The white lotus was overjoyed.

Thousands of years ago, the treasures left by the four giants of Hogwarts.

There is Gryffindor's sword in the hat, which is so sharp that it can cut anything and pierce anything.

It can also see through the deepest character of a person's heart and choose a school for him.

This is still shown in the original plot, and I don't know how many hidden abilities there are.

How could Bai Lianhua think it's a good deal if he could brush its favorability!

"It's so pitiful, I can wash you clean!"

"You are such a good man!" The Sorting Hat quacked. "I am a very powerful magic item, which cannot be washed with ordinary water. It needs tears from pure magical creatures like phoenixes or unicorns."

"Phoenix tears are too difficult to obtain. Fortunately, there are many unicorns in the Forbidden Forest. Little girl, I see that you are innocent and pure, warm and kind, and have amazing bones. Go to the Forbidden Forest to get a few catties of unicorn tears in a while! "

White Lotus: "..."

God, how many catties of tears.

How many unicorns are needed to cry a few catties!

Also, unicorns only get close to pure human girls. I am a mixed Veela, and people don't bother to talk to me.

"A dozen or so will do." The Sorting Hat offered advice: "It doesn't matter if you are a mixed Veela, I have a good idea."

"You catch a unicorn, hang it up and beat it until it cries!"

Bai Lianhua didn't know what to say.

You are the devil!

"Or tell it a melancholy story. This magical creature is sentimental and can cry easily."

The white lotus bites her finger, this method is feasible, so what about people who grow up hating water and long east or beauty and blood?

No, the point is not storytelling, but unicorn survival in the Forbidden Forest!

I am a little first-year wizard, weak, pitiful, and helpless. How can I wander around in the extremely dangerous Forbidden Forest to find unicorns!

There are countless dangers in the Forbidden Forest, and the most classic one is the acromantula.

Harry and Ron almost died in their mouths.

They don't care about their own beauty, and there are many bad luck.

"Ah?" The Sorting Hat was taken aback. "Where will the first-year wizards go if they don't go to the Forbidden Forest? Only there are a lot of dark wizards. How can they progress if they don't learn black wizards?"

Bai Lianhua decided not to go to the Forbidden Forest after being beaten to death.

Safety first.

"Let me see your heart!"

"Ah this."

"Hufflepuffs!"

White Lotus can't bear it.

I can understand if you assign me to Slytherin, Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, or even Azkaban.

What the hell is Hufflepuff?

The students who were rejected by the other three houses were all sent to Hufflepuff.

Waste concentration camp.

I, Bai Lianhua, was born to turn clouds and rain, how can I go to this kind of academy?

"You're not a pure-blood wizard, not Slytherin."

"You don't even dare to go to the Forbidden Forest, not Gryffindor."

"You have no heart for knowledge, not Ravenclaw."

"Only Hufflepuff left."

The sorting hat is also helpless.

White Lotus: "..."

Seems to make sense, can I only go to Badger Yard?

Damn, I want to go to the Lion Court or the Snake Court!

"Okay, White Lotus." Professor McGonagall said, "The Sorting Hat is never wrong, it has already given the answer."

"From now on, you're a Hufflepuff."

"Hmm... If I remember correctly, the first-year Hufflepuff wizard is currently in Charms."

Charms are taught by Professor Flitwick, head of Ravenclaw.

He was a diminutive wizard of mighty means, who had been a dueling champion in his youth.

Unfortunately, in recent years he has encountered the nightmares of middle-aged men.

bald.

The hair in the middle of the head fell out inexplicably.

Can't think about it, just think about it and despair.

Only when you encounter it will you know how painful it is.

Professor McGonagall knocked on the Charms classroom with a white lotus.

"Professor Flitwick, this is Miss White Lotus, Beauxbaton's exchange student, assigned to Hufflepuff."

"Oh, Miss White Lotus came just in time." Flitwick's eyes lit up.

Don't get me wrong, at his age, body shape, and hair volume, he certainly won't be tempted by the beautiful white lotus.

"A quiz in class, in a group of three, there are not enough Hufflepuffs, there are only two left."

Professor Flitwick is very virtuous.

"You are here, let's take the test with two classmates."

Charms quiz?

White lotus smiles.

Shame to say.

I learned magic since I was a child, and I joined the school of the headmaster Mrs. Maxim at Beauxbatons. No one in my generation can beat me, and I can even kill and suppress the seniors in the second and third grades.

Today, in the Charms classroom, let it be the beginning of my famous move to Hogwarts, White Lotus Delacour!

"Professor, no problem, I will help each other and complete the test with my classmates!"

The white lotus is full of vigor and vitality.

"Excuse me, what is the content of the test?"

"The Charms class will test the spells of course." Professor Flitwick said with a smile, "Let's test the Levitation Charm today."

Levitation spell?I am familiar with it.

The white lotus smiled even more happily. Perhaps the little Hogwarts wizards can only let the feathers float?

I am a strong person who can make a water glass float!

Walking into the classroom, there are dozens of little Hufflepuff wizards on the left, with relaxed expressions, talking and laughing, obviously passing the test, paddling in a daze.

There are only two on the right, a man and a woman, who should be their upcoming teammates.

But where does the smell come from...

There is a stench in the classroom, it is so strong, as if garbage has been placed for several years, the smell is so confusing.

Soon, the white lotus knew the source of the smell.

Professor Flitwick waved his wand, and a huge, foul-smelling troll with a stick in his hand appeared in the classroom.

It is extremely strong, more than three meters high, and its fingers are as thick as the arms of a white lotus.There are scars and dirt all over the body.

"Okay, three gentlemen and ladies, you are the last test takers."

Professor Flitwick laughed: "Please use the Levitation Charm to kill this giant monster."

White Lotus: "..."

She has a swear word, and she doesn't know if she should say it or not.