Be a villain from Konoha (Be a villain from Konoha)

"Uncle Yile, have a bowl of miso ramen."

Ning Ci was feasting, when he suddenly heard a familiar voice, Ning Ci turned his head and saw Naruto sitting beside him with a displeased face, when Ning Ci found Naruto, Naruto also found Ning Ci.

Naruto blinked his eyes, and his unhappy face became even more unhappy. No matter how much he ate ramen, he met Neji, an idiot with white eyes.

"Naruto, what do you mean by that look in my eyes?" Neji frowned, and for some reason, he felt an urge to shoot Naruto to death.

"It's nothing", Naruto turned his head away, and muttered: "It's unlucky, I just left the idiot Sasuke, and met the idiot Neji again."

This time Ning Ci heard clearly, and his head was covered with black lines. Is Naruto itchy?An idiot who opens his mouth, and an idiot who shuts his mouth. I haven't seen you for a few days. Since this guy learned the multiple shadow clone technique and became a ninja, he is really a bit drifting.

Just when Neji was thinking of pulling Naruto, Naruto suddenly raised his head and asked, "Stupid...Ningji, how do you make girls like you?"

"Haruno Sakura?" Ning Ci had a playful smile on his face.

"That's right," Naruto nodded quickly, like a chicken pecking at rice.

"I..." After a long lingering tone, under Naruto's increasingly expectant eyes, Ningji shook his head and said, "I don't know."

Naruto suddenly rolled his eyes, gritted his teeth and stared at Neji, Neji glanced at Naruto, thinking that I have never been in a relationship in my two lives, if I knew how to chase girls, I would still be single now?

“The flavored ramen is ready!”

Uncle Yile shouted with a smile on his face, and served the big bowl of ramen specially prepared for Naruto. Naruto turned his grief and anger into appetite, and started to eat.

Seeing Naruto talking about Haruno Sakura, Neji suddenly called out one of the side missions, the task of increasing Haruno Sakura's favorability with Naruto. When Neji saw this task, he threw it into the corner.

System, you let me time travel to 13 years old, not three years old, I can still change Sakura's view of Naruto, at this age, Sasuke has done a series of things, Sakura has not changed, Neji has no self Big enough to think he can do it.

When Ningci was thinking about it, Naruto had already finished a big bowl of ramen. He patted his round stomach, and Naruto burped comfortably.

"I'm full, I'm going to find Sakura," Naruto said with a happy smile, after eating a bowl of Yiraku ramen, Naruto immediately regained his vitality.

Seeing that Naruto was going to be shut up, Neji shouted: "Naruto, you are looking for Haruno Sakura so late, she will definitely not see you", at the same time pointing to the clock above his head that it has passed ten o'clock.

"what!"

Seeing that it was past ten o'clock, Naruto covered his head with his hands and shouted in regret, "It's over, it's over, it's already ten o'clock, Sakura must be asleep."

Seeing Naruto like this, Neji asked curiously, "What on earth are you looking for Sakura at such an early night?"

Naruto shrugged his head, and said weakly: "Tomorrow is the day of class division, I want Sakura to be in the same class as me."

"So you went to Sasuke to talk about this matter," Neji understood.

Naruto ignored Neji and lay down on the table. Neji suddenly thought of something and said with a smile, "I'll give you an idea to make Sakura fall in love with you."

"What idea?" Naruto's eyes lit up, and he immediately looked up at Neji, like a drowning dying man grasping at a straw.

Neji approached Naruto and said: "You give Sakura more gifts, girls like gifts, especially girls like Sakura who love beauty, they must be very happy to receive gifts."

Hearing Ning Ci's idea, Naruto's eyes became brighter, but then Naruto's eyes darkened, and he whispered: "I don't have any money, the money my three-generation grandfather gave me is only enough to eat."

Well, he is also a poor ghost. When a poor ghost meets a poor ghost, Ning Ci feels a sense of sympathy for each other.

I scolded the third-generation old man in my heart, it is really dishonest to give Naruto such a small amount of money every month.

Although both Naruto IV and Kushina died after just looking at Naruto when Naruto was born, Namikaze Minato is the Fourth Hokage, and Kukona is an elite Jōnin, and the S-level missions performed by both of them alone are not inferior Dozens of times.

The minimum reward for S-level tasks is 100 million taels. The S-level tasks performed by the fourth generation are probably not low in difficulty. Even if the fourth-generation and Kushina perform the lowest-level tasks, there are tens of millions of taels.

After Namikaze Minato became Hokage, the family expenses were borne by the village. In addition, Namikaze Minato also received a lot of salary every year. It stands to reason that Naruto should be a rich second generation when he was born.

But Naruto would often be hungry. Even cheap Ichiraku ramen was a luxury for Naruto, and Iruka needed to invite him in many cases.

The fourth generation is the hero who saved the village. His money is in the village. If there is no nod from the third generation, who would dare to take it.

Rolling his eyes, Ning Ci had another idea, and said: "If you don't have money, you can send flowers. There is no girl who doesn't like flowers, and you can send flowers to Sakura every morning."

"Sakura will definitely not accept my flowers," Naruto said in frustration, thinking of how Sakura usually behaved towards him.

"If you give it to you, you don't care if she accepts it or not." Ning Ci hated iron but said: "Chasing a girl is thick-skinned. If you don't give it away, how do you know that she won't accept it. It doesn't matter if she doesn't accept it." , you can send it when you have time, it doesn’t cost money anyway, besides sending flowers, there is the most important point, sweet words, this is very important.”

Naruto nodded vigorously, what Neji said, in Naruto's eyes, the words were brilliant, like thunder, and Naruto felt that a broad road suddenly appeared in front of the fog.

After a long conversation, Ning Ci's mouth was dry, so he picked up the tea next to him and drank it.

Suddenly, Naruto thought of something, touched his head and said annoyedly, "But I'm not very good at preaching."

puff…

Ning Ci was so frightened that he spat out the tea in his mouth and coughed until he calmed down after a while, wiped the tea from the corner of his mouth, and looked up at Naruto.

"Humble, you are humble!"

Who doesn't know that you are the first person in Zuidun, of course, Ningci just said the second half of the sentence in his heart, and didn't say it out of his mouth.

Thinking of Nagato, Obito, and Gaara, Neji deeply knows the power of Zuidun.

The strongest ultimate ninjutsu, once the mouth escapes, it cannot be blocked unless it is pretended to escape.

"By the way, besides sending flowers and sweet words, I also have..."

Neji was talking, when suddenly two hands stretched out from behind, lifting Naruto and Neji at the same time.

When Naruto and Neji reacted, they were already half-hanging in the air, with their feet kicking the air, and they looked behind at the same time.

I saw Calamus staring at Neji and Naruto with gritted teeth, two touches of blush on her fair cheeks, since just now she was listening to Neji and Naruto discussing how to pick up girls.

At the end, Iris finally couldn't take it anymore, mentioned Neji and Naruto, and taught: "You two little brats, who taught you these things, what are you thinking in your head at a young age, you have no hair Chang Qi, I still want to pick up girls, wait until you grow up."

"I'm just listening," Naruto yelled.

"Kakashi!" Neji pushed Kakashi decisively.

"I just knew that Kakashi, that guy, holds a copy of "Kind to Heaven" every day, and now he still teaches children badly. I'm going to sue the third generation. Also, Dad, from now on, Kakashi will come to eat ramen prices Double, no, ten times."

After finishing speaking, the angry Iris did not wait for Neji to talk to Naruto, raised his hand and threw Neji and Naruto out of the ramen stand, and fell heavily on the ground.

At the same time, Kakashi's house.

Kakashi, who was reading "Intimate Violence" at night, sneezed suddenly and rubbed his nose. Kakashi wondered if some beautiful woman was thinking about him.

After muttering, Kakashi continued to read "Intimate Violence" in his hand. This is a new volume released recently. He waited for three days and three nights to buy it. Soon, Kakashi was attracted by the content.

"Master Jiraiya's literary talent is getting better and better, this description... this illustration..."