ninja master house

At the door of the Everything House, Jiraiya clutched the kissing heaven and sneered!

The most proud and successful thing in his life is to create the Intimate Paradise series, the most popular short composition among men in the ninja world!

He can responsibly say that Intimate Heaven will definitely leave a mark in the millennium history of the ninja world and become the enlightenment bible in the hearts of countless men!

But now, a boss of Master House who appeared out of nowhere actually despises the magnificent masterpiece that he created based on his 30 years of practical life experience and countless efforts!

Scholars can be killed, but not humiliated!

"Squeak!"

The door was pushed open forcefully, and the two of them strode in, exuding fighting spirit!

"Welcome, hey!"

Jiang Ye looked at Jiraiya and Naruto, and was very puzzled. Why did the master and apprentice come to the door if they didn't practice psychic skills well? Judging from Jiraiya's angry look, it didn't look like he was here to fulfill his dream.

"Mr. Jiraiya, I wonder what happened when you came to the Master House?"

"I'm here to find you!"

Jiraiya slapped the latest version of Kissing Heaven on the table, then pulled Naruto to his side, suppressing his anger and said: "Boss, I just heard Naruto mention that you are very dissatisfied with Kissing Heaven, right?"

"So that's why I came here."

Jiang Ye admitted frankly: "Actually, it's not that I'm dissatisfied, but that it feels uninteresting and the content is too dry."

"what!"

Jiraiya was so angry that he was speechless and his whole face was distorted. He really didn't expect that he, the author behind the scenes, would appear, and the other party would not even look down on the paradise of intimacy!

How can it be repaired!

He couldn't swallow this breath!

"Damn it, let's fight it out!"

Jiraiya slapped the table, his long white hair standing on end: "As long as you come up with a better work than Kissing Heaven, I will forgive your rude words just now!"

"Comparing works, it seems quite interesting."

Jiang Ye chuckled, isn't this just the fat sheep that came to his door?

"Since it's a decisive battle, there should be a bet, right? Otherwise, why would I put so much thought into it?"

"I have no money!"

Jiraiya is a very bachelor. He wanders around outside all day long, rarely takes on tasks, and likes to live and drink, so how can he save money in his pocket.

"I don't want money."

Jiang Ye waved his hand and pondered for a while before suggesting: "How about this. The losing party can complete one thing for the other party without violating its own position and morals."

The incident happened suddenly, and he couldn't think of what to use as a bet for a while, so he took the debt first and talked about it later.

"it is good!"

Jiraiya promised, it was a joke, he didn't believe there was anyone in the ninja world who was better at writing notebooks than him!

Jiang Ye nodded and took out a contract: "Then sign the contract. To be honest, I can't trust your character."

If this guy loses, there is a high probability that he will run away and refuse to admit his guilt. The other party may be reliable when it comes to big issues, but this is such a trivial and troublesome matter.

Haha, tui.

"I'm a Sannin!"

"Just because you are a Sannin, you have to sign a contract!"

"Asshole, do you have any misunderstandings about the Sannin?"

"What a misunderstanding. What kind of virtues do you three old guys have to deserve misunderstanding?"

"Damn you bastard!"

Jiraiya took the contract and after looking around to see that there was nothing wrong with it, he angrily signed his name.

He is really angry!

Regarding the contract of Wanshiwuwu, he has obtained relevant information and knows that the contract is very binding. As long as he signs his name, he must execute it according to the terms.

Damn it, this bastard boss actually saw through his thoughts. He originally planned to run away immediately after losing!

"The contract takes effect!"

Jiang Ye suddenly beamed. This contract was too simple and there shouldn't be much reward, but it was good to be able to drive Jiraiya once.

"Come, let me show you my collection!"

Stacks of items appeared on the table.

"This is a fantasy novel. Some of the more classic ones include Crazy Date on the Continent, Goldfish Likes to Swim in the Water, The Leader and the Sisters Growing Up, etc. It needs a plot and a plot, and a process!"

"There are also more straightforward ones, young Adi, sister Bai..."

"By the way, the text version alone is a bit monotonous. These are games. They not only have pictures, but also interactive plots and different endings!"

"The fragrance of plums and vegetables, the plot is great, Lan Qi is also very good, and you can also experience the joy of conquering the world..."

"Would you like to see the live-action version? This movie Da Lang Takes Medicine is my enlightenment work. It is really a classic!"

"Wait a minute, you should like super plump figures like Tsunade, then I recommend you to read the works of Okura and Sange-sensei, as well as Mitsuda-sensei, you must like them!"

Stacks of small notebooks, photo albums, game consoles, old-fashioned CDs and other items were piled up so much that the table could hardly fit.

Jiraiya's eyes were dull and he spoke in a hoarse voice: "These...all of them?"

"all of them!"

Jiang Ye felt satisfied in his heart. It was rare to meet someone with the same ideas. He felt uncomfortable if he didn't recommend his beloved work!

Jiraiya tremblingly picked up a photo album of Mitsuda-sensei, and the moment he opened it, his eyes couldn't help but open wide, and his energy and blood flowed upward!

The old man immediately picked up other books and opened them. His heart was increasingly shocked by the extremely explicit descriptions, the wonderful postures and new ways of playing that he had never seen before, the love-like dialogue and coquettishness of the little girl... ..

"I'm defeated!"

Defeated without any suspense!

Jiraiya knelt on the ground, opened his arms to the desk, with an extremely fanatical expression, as if he had found faith!

This is the new world he dreams of!

In comparison, making love with heaven is nothing, he is too arrogant!

Jiang Ye crossed his arms and laughed.

"Have you taken it?"

"Impressed!"

"Want it or not?"

"miss you!"

"Three times the contract conditions just now, these are all yours."

"it is good!!!"

The obscene looks between the two of them all fell into Naruto's eyes.

"Why are adults so lustful,"

Naruto has black streaks all over his head, and every adult he knows is perverted, including the third generation grandfather, Kakashi, Iruka... they are all old perverts.

Why are there no exceptions?

"Asshole, you two old perverts, stop making trouble there, I still want to practice!"

He, Naruto Uzumaki, is the real master, okay!

"Cultivation?"

Only then did Jiang Ye come back to his senses. He immediately coughed lightly and acted like a gentleman. He was so excited just now that he forgot there was anyone else.

"Hey, it's Naruto!"

"You just saw me!"

Naruto was about to explode.

Jiang Ye said calmly: "Sorry, Mr. Jiraiya and I hit it off immediately, so we were more engaged in the communication. I didn't ignore you on purpose."

"Excuse, you adults will get carried away when discussing inappropriate things!"

Naruto snorted angrily, he had already seen through the adults' tricks.

"Damn it, how dare you underestimate me, let you see how powerful I am!"

"Seduction technique!"

With a "bang", Uzumaki Naruko appeared again and blew a kiss to the two of them!

Jiang Ye: "..."

Naruko is too thin, and her twin ponytails don't highlight his cuteness.

Jiraiya looked at Naruko, then at Mitsuda-sensei's photo album in his hand, and at the new world on his desk.

Huh, Naruko is too weak.

It’s Mr. Mitsuda who’s got the energy!

"Eh???"

Naruko tilted her head, what's going on? Why didn't these two big perverts react to him?

This unscientific!