ninja master house

"Ask us to be your spokesperson?"

Asma touched his stubble. As a sexy old man, this was the first time he encountered such a strange request.

"Boss, are you mistaken? We are not big stars."

"That's right, you are the best choice for Wanshiwu!"

Jiang Ye nodded affirmatively, with a look of expectation in his eyes. His target customers were not ordinary people, but ninjas, so asking celebrities to endorse him would have no effect.

Ninjas care about ninjas!

The Copy Ninja, Blue Beast, and the Seven Ninja Swordsmen are the stars among the ninjas and are the goals that all ninjas aspire to.

However, Kakashi and the others are on guard against the Master House and are not easy to hook up with.And Zabuza's image is too bad, he is still a rebellious nin, and he is not suitable as a spokesperson.

After thinking about it, I can only start with the younger generation of ninjas, that is, the Xiaoqiang people. Among them, the most suitable one is Zhulu Die!

Inakacho can be said to be the representative and backbone of the Konoha ninja clan. The image of the three major families has always been very good. In addition, Shikamaru and the other three are the new generation of Inokacho.

Simply perfect!

Ahem, mainly because there weren't many ninjas he was familiar with, and others couldn't date him if they wanted to, so he had no other choice.

As for the closest Class [-], none of the three problem children are suitable. Hinata has changed too much and can easily dissuade guests. Naruto's image has always been negative, and Sasuke's influence is too small.

The four people in Class [-] have big eyes and small eyes and communicate with each other with their eyes.

Asma: What do you think?

Choji: The meat is delicious!

Ino: Oh yeah, make extra money!

Shikamaru: It’s so troublesome. I want to go home.

Asuma held his forehead with a headache. None of the three subordinates could help. Even the smartest Shikamaru couldn't get motivated.

But cannibals are short-tongued, and if the boss invites them to such a luxurious meal, it would be extremely disrespectful to refuse them directly.

"Ahem, boss, this is not something I can decide alone."

The old man coughed twice, pretended to be calm and asked, "Shikamaru, what do you think of this?"

Shikamaru rolled his eyes. Why did he ask him about such a troublesome thing? He just refused.

However, rejection must be justified. If you don't even listen to the boss's needs, wouldn't that be too disrespectful?

"Teacher Asuma, we still don't know anything. How about we listen to the boss talk to us first?"

"Okay, let's talk!"

Asma immediately agreed, turning to look at Jiang Ye with a smile on her face: "Boss, what exactly is the spokesperson you mentioned?"

"This, let me explain it in detail."

Jiang Ye leaned forward and lowered his voice slightly: "You should understand what I do, right?"

"clear."

Asuma nodded slightly and also lowered his voice: "The Wanshiwuya helps people complete their commissions, almost like a ninja."

"Wrong! Big mistake!"

Jiang Ye looked serious: "Wanshiwu is not as simple as completing a commission, but realizing dreams for guests!"

"dream?"

The four of them were stunned for a moment, wondering if the boss was drunk.

"Yes, a dream!"

Jiang Ye spread his hands and said impassionedly: "Everyone has a dream, but the reason why dreams are called dreams is because they are difficult to realize, and the purpose of Wanshiwu is to help guests realize their dreams!"

The four of them looked at each other. The boss's words became more and more outrageous, making them unable to tell whether he was serious or not.

Asma considered it for a moment and asked in a low voice: "Boss, what does this have to do with us becoming spokespersons?"

The four of them don't look like they are connected to the dream!

"Yes! It's very relevant!"

Jiang Ye narrowed his eyes slightly and stretched out two fingers: "I ask you to be the spokesperson. There are two main steps. First, realize the dreams of the four of you!"

"our dreams?"

The four people widened their eyes at the same time. Is there such a good thing?

"That's right, after you realize your dream, you will serve as the spokesperson of Master House and show the results to other ninjas, so that Konoha ninjas and even ninjas in the entire ninja world know the greatness of Master House!"

Jiang Ye's eyes were filled with expectation: "How's it going? Do you understand?"

"Understood!"

The four of them nodded at the same time, but their reactions were somewhat the same. Choji and Ino looked excited and seemed to have begun to think about their dreams, while Asuma and Shikamaru frowned, wondering if they had become guinea pigs.

Jiang Ye held up his chin with his hands and asked solemnly: "So, what is your dream?"

“I want endless potato chips!”

Choji’s kid raised his hand first to answer!

Ino followed closely: "I want Sasuke to be my boyfriend!"

"Dream, it's so troublesome."

Shikamaru looked up at the ceiling and murmured: "Live an ordinary life. When you grow up, marry a wife who is neither beautiful nor ugly, give birth to a boy and a girl, and then die before your wife. That's about it."

In the finale, Asuma was stroking his stubble, thinking that he and Kurenai had confirmed their relationship not long ago, and couldn't help but feel a little proud.

"Dreams. To be honest, I am very satisfied with my current life. I don't have any special dreams. Well, let's have a happy family."

The four people expressed their opinions in turn, with serious expressions on their faces, as if they were not joking.

"..."

Jiang Ye lowered his head and fell into silence.

At this moment, he realized that he had overlooked an important thing. Class [-] was indeed the most ideal choice of spokesperson, but these four unreliable guys...

They are all salted fish like him! ! !

"Can you please be serious? I'm talking about dreams! Dreams!"

Jiang Ye slapped the dining table angrily: "Is your dream that simple?"

The four of them nodded in unison!

hiss--!

The blood pressure is up!

Jiang Ye covered her chest, resisting the urge to vomit blood, and glanced at the four of them one by one like a knife!

"Ding times!"

"exist!"

The little fat man was trembling with fright.

"Don't you want to be thinner and be popular with girls?"

"I'm plump! Plump!"

Choji was furious. He picked up three pieces of barbecue with chopsticks, put them on his plate, and started chewing angrily.

"..."

This fat man is hopeless.

Jiang Ye looked at Ino and asked in a gentle voice: "Ino, do you want to be a great kunoichi like Tsunade?"

"Think and think!"

Ino nodded vigorously, but did not let go when he spoke: "But I want Sasuke to be my boyfriend even more!"

"..."

This nymphomaniac is hopeless.

Jiang Ye looked at Shikamaru and held back what he wanted to say.

This girl is completely hopeless.

It doesn’t matter, there’s still a finale!

The two grown men looked at each other affectionately.

Sensing Jiang Ye's intention, Asma took the initiative and said, "I have a girlfriend!"

"..."

This bastard starts so quickly!

Jiang Ye's face twitched: "Then you don't want to become Hokage?"

"No, the thing I hate the most is Naruto!"

Asuma denied it flatly. His father was the third Hokage. Because he was too busy and had deep conflicts with his family, he resented the position of Hokage.

"good very good!"

Jiang Ye chuckled, trying to get along with him, right?

"I only have one request now, you must find me a spokesperson, otherwise, haha, this barbecue will be AA!"

"..."

The smiles of the four people froze.