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Chapter 1 My pants are off
"Ice and fire, pink temptation, like a fish in water... Oh my god, you have so many tricks!
You... pink temptation... how... what kind of temptation is this? "Zhang Chuhan was so excited that he couldn't speak smoothly. He was at the right place today.
"Hey hey hey, how about I tell you, brother, you are really discerning." Dapeng gave a thumbs up and said, "This pink temptation is a new item in our store.
But I can't do this pink temptation, a girl has to come, you see? "
"It makes sense, you can't seduce me like this, hahaha, hey, let's not waste time, go and invite the girl over to seduce me." Zhang Chuhan said impatiently.
"Brother, I just pinched your feet for a long time, um..."
"Don't worry, I'll make up for it later. Can you give me a tip? Go and invite the girl over." Zhang Chuhan said anxiously, even the tip was brought out. This is the first time in his 23 years of life. So arrogant.
As Dapeng walked out of the box, Zhang Chuhan hummed a ditty excitedly: "Xiaxia Xiaxia passed by quietly and left a little secret. I can't tell you from the bottom of my heart.
……
Give me a pink memory~"
Not long after, Dapeng came back with a smile on his face.
Zhang Chuhan was sitting upright, but he couldn't act like he had never eaten meat. It would be so embarrassing.
"Brother, that's good news."
"What do you say? What good news." Zhang Chuhan asked quickly.
"I just told the girls that a handsome boy is here today, and our girls are always excited. They are all rushing to serve you. Can you see?"
"Shangdao, you kid can achieve great things!" Zhang Chuhan gave Dapeng a thumbs up seriously. He was very sure of his work attitude, "What about this price?"
"Oh, I almost forgot.
Brother, our place is the most high-end place in the entire xx city, but the consumption is the most close to the people.
You see, we have 198, 598, 998, and supreme 1998. Which one do you want? "
After hearing the price, Zhang Chuhan thought about it carefully and said, "Let's start with this. Give me 198 drops first and let me see what it looks like.
Then I'll decide what to do, okay? "
"Okay, why not? The customer is God. Brother, just wait a minute. I will bring you a 198."
Dapeng went out again, and after a while, a 1.7-meter-tall, delicate beauty wearing a blue dress and black stockings came over with Dapeng.
"1...198 have already looked like this?" Zhang Chuhan was shocked, and his breathing began to quicken. He glanced at this delicate beauty, and seemed to have made up his mind. Then he waved his hand and shouted, "Here... I’ll get a Supreme 1998.”
When she heard that someone was about to be replaced, the delicate beauty rolled her eyes at Zhang Chuhan, and then left the box without saying a word.
"Sister, it's not that you're not good enough, it's just that my requirements are a bit high."
"Brother, please change places with me."
"Change places?"
"This box is a place to wash your feet. The Supreme 1998 is not allowed to arrange a double bed room for you." Dapeng explained with a smile.
"Haha, that makes sense.
Your place is really good. There must be a lot of repeat customers, right?
These 198's are already looking like this, so why shouldn't the Supreme 1998 take off? "
The screen turns.
Zhang Chuhan had already finished bathing and was sitting on the big round bed, his murderous intent already hidden under his white bathrobe.
The turbulent momentum all over his body has gathered on the ferocious beast, and he just wants to tear off his bathrobe and look up to the sky and roar.
He looked at the blurry and graceful figure in the bathroom next to him. He didn't know whether the cute figure inside was intentional or not. Even the posture of taking a bath was so enchanting and charming. Looking at it made people's blood rush and make their whole body feel hot.
"Finally...in 23 years, I have grown up and I am going to become a real man!"
After a long wait, the Supreme 1998 beauty finally finished taking a bath. Just as she was about to come out of the bathroom, many chaotic and noisy sounds suddenly came from outside the door.
"Open the door! Don't move! The yamen will check! Everyone squats down with their heads in their hands."
"Holy shit! Fight... against pornography? I've even taken off my pants and you're here to fight against pornography at this time?"
Zhang Chuhan suddenly panicked as he sat up from the big round bed.
Even the Supreme 1998 beauty who had just come out of the shower started to get dressed in a panic.
Looking at the white body, Zhang Chuhan swallowed, but the sound of knocking on the door could be heard from time to time.
"Didn't I read the almanac when I went out today? I was arrested for the first time when I came to this place. I really died before I got out of the battle! Fake Squid!"
Without enough time to get dressed, Zhang Chuhan ran around the room in a panic, hoping to find a secret hiding place.
But the room is so big that even a dog can't be hidden.
So he went to the window. At this time, he was on the second floor. There happened to be a drainage pipe next to the window.
Without any hesitation, Zhang Chuhan slipped along the drainage pipe to the first floor.
"It's too hard for me. I just want to eat chicken tonight? What kind of evil is this?" Zhang Chuhan complained unhappily while hiding in the bushes wrapped in a bathrobe.
"Who is hiding there?"
A loud shout suddenly came, and Zhang Chuhan, who was hiding in the bushes, ran away almost out of reflex when he saw several government officials coming up from behind.
"Stop, don't run!"
'You'd be a fool not to run. ’ I responded fiercely in my heart, but the movements of my feet were not slow.
This road has always been his route to and from get off work, and he is very familiar with it.
And now it's one or two o'clock in the middle of the night. Opposite the river is the wetland hiking track with no lights, which is very suitable for hiding.
Hiding under the wooden bridge walkway, Zhang Chuhan didn't dare to breathe.
After waiting for more than half an hour, Zhang Chuhan finally breathed a sigh of relief after discovering that the government officials had given up the search.
"It's so cold by the river. It's so embarrassing that I lost the kid after dragging him away all at once. It's better to go back quickly."
Stepping on the rocks carefully, there was a deep water area next to him. If Zhang Chuhan, who couldn't swim, fell, there would be basically no chance of survival in this dark night.
But as luck would have it, it was precisely because he lost his child and the rocks on the riverside were extremely slippery that Zhang Chuhan stepped on the air and instantly fell into the water.
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You... pink temptation... how... what kind of temptation is this? "Zhang Chuhan was so excited that he couldn't speak smoothly. He was at the right place today.
"Hey hey hey, how about I tell you, brother, you are really discerning." Dapeng gave a thumbs up and said, "This pink temptation is a new item in our store.
But I can't do this pink temptation, a girl has to come, you see? "
"It makes sense, you can't seduce me like this, hahaha, hey, let's not waste time, go and invite the girl over to seduce me." Zhang Chuhan said impatiently.
"Brother, I just pinched your feet for a long time, um..."
"Don't worry, I'll make up for it later. Can you give me a tip? Go and invite the girl over." Zhang Chuhan said anxiously, even the tip was brought out. This is the first time in his 23 years of life. So arrogant.
As Dapeng walked out of the box, Zhang Chuhan hummed a ditty excitedly: "Xiaxia Xiaxia passed by quietly and left a little secret. I can't tell you from the bottom of my heart.
……
Give me a pink memory~"
Not long after, Dapeng came back with a smile on his face.
Zhang Chuhan was sitting upright, but he couldn't act like he had never eaten meat. It would be so embarrassing.
"Brother, that's good news."
"What do you say? What good news." Zhang Chuhan asked quickly.
"I just told the girls that a handsome boy is here today, and our girls are always excited. They are all rushing to serve you. Can you see?"
"Shangdao, you kid can achieve great things!" Zhang Chuhan gave Dapeng a thumbs up seriously. He was very sure of his work attitude, "What about this price?"
"Oh, I almost forgot.
Brother, our place is the most high-end place in the entire xx city, but the consumption is the most close to the people.
You see, we have 198, 598, 998, and supreme 1998. Which one do you want? "
After hearing the price, Zhang Chuhan thought about it carefully and said, "Let's start with this. Give me 198 drops first and let me see what it looks like.
Then I'll decide what to do, okay? "
"Okay, why not? The customer is God. Brother, just wait a minute. I will bring you a 198."
Dapeng went out again, and after a while, a 1.7-meter-tall, delicate beauty wearing a blue dress and black stockings came over with Dapeng.
"1...198 have already looked like this?" Zhang Chuhan was shocked, and his breathing began to quicken. He glanced at this delicate beauty, and seemed to have made up his mind. Then he waved his hand and shouted, "Here... I’ll get a Supreme 1998.”
When she heard that someone was about to be replaced, the delicate beauty rolled her eyes at Zhang Chuhan, and then left the box without saying a word.
"Sister, it's not that you're not good enough, it's just that my requirements are a bit high."
"Brother, please change places with me."
"Change places?"
"This box is a place to wash your feet. The Supreme 1998 is not allowed to arrange a double bed room for you." Dapeng explained with a smile.
"Haha, that makes sense.
Your place is really good. There must be a lot of repeat customers, right?
These 198's are already looking like this, so why shouldn't the Supreme 1998 take off? "
The screen turns.
Zhang Chuhan had already finished bathing and was sitting on the big round bed, his murderous intent already hidden under his white bathrobe.
The turbulent momentum all over his body has gathered on the ferocious beast, and he just wants to tear off his bathrobe and look up to the sky and roar.
He looked at the blurry and graceful figure in the bathroom next to him. He didn't know whether the cute figure inside was intentional or not. Even the posture of taking a bath was so enchanting and charming. Looking at it made people's blood rush and make their whole body feel hot.
"Finally...in 23 years, I have grown up and I am going to become a real man!"
After a long wait, the Supreme 1998 beauty finally finished taking a bath. Just as she was about to come out of the bathroom, many chaotic and noisy sounds suddenly came from outside the door.
"Open the door! Don't move! The yamen will check! Everyone squats down with their heads in their hands."
"Holy shit! Fight... against pornography? I've even taken off my pants and you're here to fight against pornography at this time?"
Zhang Chuhan suddenly panicked as he sat up from the big round bed.
Even the Supreme 1998 beauty who had just come out of the shower started to get dressed in a panic.
Looking at the white body, Zhang Chuhan swallowed, but the sound of knocking on the door could be heard from time to time.
"Didn't I read the almanac when I went out today? I was arrested for the first time when I came to this place. I really died before I got out of the battle! Fake Squid!"
Without enough time to get dressed, Zhang Chuhan ran around the room in a panic, hoping to find a secret hiding place.
But the room is so big that even a dog can't be hidden.
So he went to the window. At this time, he was on the second floor. There happened to be a drainage pipe next to the window.
Without any hesitation, Zhang Chuhan slipped along the drainage pipe to the first floor.
"It's too hard for me. I just want to eat chicken tonight? What kind of evil is this?" Zhang Chuhan complained unhappily while hiding in the bushes wrapped in a bathrobe.
"Who is hiding there?"
A loud shout suddenly came, and Zhang Chuhan, who was hiding in the bushes, ran away almost out of reflex when he saw several government officials coming up from behind.
"Stop, don't run!"
'You'd be a fool not to run. ’ I responded fiercely in my heart, but the movements of my feet were not slow.
This road has always been his route to and from get off work, and he is very familiar with it.
And now it's one or two o'clock in the middle of the night. Opposite the river is the wetland hiking track with no lights, which is very suitable for hiding.
Hiding under the wooden bridge walkway, Zhang Chuhan didn't dare to breathe.
After waiting for more than half an hour, Zhang Chuhan finally breathed a sigh of relief after discovering that the government officials had given up the search.
"It's so cold by the river. It's so embarrassing that I lost the kid after dragging him away all at once. It's better to go back quickly."
Stepping on the rocks carefully, there was a deep water area next to him. If Zhang Chuhan, who couldn't swim, fell, there would be basically no chance of survival in this dark night.
But as luck would have it, it was precisely because he lost his child and the rocks on the riverside were extremely slippery that Zhang Chuhan stepped on the air and instantly fell into the water.
p.s. Newcomers please give me some support. Big guys please vote.
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