American comic mercenaries

I saw this giant cockroach, with straight forequarters, more than three meters tall, walking on two pairs of abdominal legs, and a pair of forelimbs with sharp claws, as if an arthropod insect had evolved into a humanoid form.

There was a gunshot wound on its neck, green mucus dripped out, and it grinned in pain. Now its skin is damaged. If it wants to leave the earth safely, it needs a new identity, such as the human who injured himself in front of him. .

"How ugly!" Ivan commented as he looked at the giant cockroach in front of him.

The big cockroach didn't waste any time. He leaned forward and pounced on the human in front of him. However, the next second, with a bang, his whole body exploded.

The green slime splashing towards Ivan was blocked by an invisible barrier. Seeing a small claw crawling on the ground, Ivan pointed his finger and exploded it with an energy ray.

After finishing dealing with the big cockroach, Ivan closed the door and continued to wait for K and J to arrive.

In the car, J looked at the message sent from the headquarters on his mobile phone and said: "There is no information about this person on the earth. He should be an alien who smuggled himself to the earth."

K said while driving: "He took the cat away. Could it be that the other party also wanted to rob the galaxy!? Did he leave the earth?"

"No, he booked a room in a hotel and hasn't left yet. It's not far from us."

When the two arrived at the hotel, several police cars also arrived. The two took out their disguise IDs and asked: "FBL, what happened?"

"Several people called the police and reported hearing gunshots inside the hotel and suspected someone was armed with a gun."

"We've taken over this matter, you just need to maintain order below."

Not long after, Ivan's door was knocked again. This time there were an old man and a young man outside the door. They were K and J, two detectives in black.

Seeing that both of them were holding silver-white energy pistols, Ivan was stunned for a moment, but then he smiled and said: "Please come in, I have been waiting for you for a long time."

Seeing that there was no weapon in Ivan's hand, K breathed a sigh of relief. After giving J another look, he put away the gun in his hand.

The reason why the two of them took out their weapons was because after seeing the green slime, minced meat residue and pieces of clothing in front of Ivan's door, the experienced K quickly recognized that it was the corpse of the previous Zerg. , aliens that can kill the Zerg are very dangerous.

However, after opening the door, judging from the other party's behavior, he was the type to talk to, so he put the weapon away.

"What you want is over there." Ivan pointed to Daju lying on the bed.

The two of them saw the Milky Way hanging under Orion's collar. J's breathing became a little rapid. However, K didn't move, and he was too embarrassed to directly go up and grab the cat.

Following Ivan on the sofa, K said expressionlessly: "Sir, I wonder which planet you are from?"

"You think of me as an alien! Sorry, I'm from Earth."

"Earthling? But we can't find any trace of you on Earth at all. Apart from you staying in this hotel, you were also able to kill the big bug outside the door. There are not many people on Earth who have this ability. Since you actually know about us, it is impossible for people on earth to know about our existence." K didn't believe what Ivan said at all.

"I am indeed from Earth, but my origin is a bit special. I still know the famous Agent K and Agent J."

"The famous Agent J?" K thought for a moment, then smiled and said: "Sir, you know our names, but we don't know you yet. Can you introduce him?"

"Since you all have come here, you must have read the hotel's records. My name is Yi Wen. As for my origin, there is no need to test it. It's inconvenient to say. I have no ill intentions towards you."

Seeing that he couldn't get any information out of Ivan, K looked at the orange cat on the bed, "In that case, can we take away the Milky Way?"

"Of course." Ivan stood up and walked to the bed, picked up Orion, and put it in K's arms. "You guys take this cat away together. I won't be here with you for long before I leave."

"..."

Looking at the cat in their arms, the two of them fell into silence for a moment. This was too easy and completely different from what they had encountered in the past.

J opened the topic and said: "You just mentioned the famous Agent J. Why did you say that? I have just joined the job."

"That means that in the future, even though you are still a rookie, you will save the world many times in the future and become as famous as K."

K took off the Milky Way from the collar and stuffed it into his pocket, and said, "From your tone, it sounds like you know us very well?"

"I can't say I know him very well, but I probably know a little bit."

K wanted to inquire about Ivan’s information again, “Then I want to hear it.”

"Okay, this is what you asked for." Ivan looked at J, "Agent J, haven't you always doubted whether K has known your memory? I can tell you with certainty that he has, and more than once. "

"What!" J looked at K, because he always believed that his memory had been tampered with by K. Although he could not prove whether what Ivan said was true or false, he chose to believe it.

"Just before you joined the job, you were still a police officer. When you were chasing a robber, you discovered that the robber was an alien. Then Agent K came and dodged you once. Before that, it seemed that he was an alien. In 1969, when you were a child, he used an amnestic device on you, which was cruel and not afraid of causing brain damage to you."

"K, is what he said true?"

"It's not important whether it's true or false." Although K's face was expressionless, he probably had some guesses in his mind. Ivan might be a time traveler because he had heard of such a thing as a time machine, so it was inconvenient for the other party to reveal his identity. , because in 1969, except myself and J, no one else was present at all.

"We've probably talked about Agent J. Do you want me to tell you about Agent K?" Ivan looked at K.

"No, I believe what you said. J, we should go back and hand over the Milky Way." K stood up and stuffed the orange cat into J's arms.

"Don't worry." J stopped K, and then said to Ivan excitedly: "Man, tell me about K."

"Well, I'd better not say it. Even if I tell you, K will definitely flash you once when you go out. Flashing too frequently is not good for your brain."

"K, you can't..." Before he could finish his words, K strode away outside. J could only hug the cat and chase after him, "You dodged me twice before..."

Listening to the fading sound, Ivan closed the door and continued watching TV.