American comic mercenaries

As a good neighbor to the citizens of New York, Peter Parker is always willing to lend a helping hand to those in need. Although the insertion of the chair leg is embarrassing, Spider-Man is Spider-Man, and the justice in his heart prevents him from ignoring what is before him. The victim who begged him for help.

Peter got off the bed, wearing only a pair of boxer briefs. He suddenly remembered that something was wrong with the way Deadpool looked at him just now. After Peter quickly put on his pants and clothes, he reached out and held the chair leg behind Deadpool's butt. Then pull it out hard.

puff!

As Deadpool screamed, a spray of blood spattered out. Peter quickly turned around to dodge, and Peter quickly threw aside the blood-stained chair leg in his hand.

Peter looked at Deadpool's bleeding buttocks, "Should we send him to the hospital?"

"No, he'll be fine after a while."

"Oh!"

For a moment, the only person in the room was Deadpool lying on the ground, twitching slightly and making a faint moaning sound.

Meng Zu and Peter Parker looked at each other, but neither of them spoke. There was an awkward atmosphere in the whole room.

Fortunately, this embarrassment was quickly broken, "Bang!" There was a knock on the door of Peter's house, and then the landlord's voice came, "Peter, what are you doing at night? You are so noisy, and you are so loud." It makes people unable to sleep.”

"Sorry, sir, I accidentally bumped into something when I went to the toilet."

Hearing this, the landlord's voice couldn't help but become a little louder, "Hit something? Peter, you have to know that if you damage something in the room, you have to pay compensation!"

"I see, sir."

After the landlord left, Meng Zu saw Peter looking at the damaged windows and broken chairs and immediately said: "We will pay for this."

Meng Zu took out ten Franklins from the bag that Deadpool put on the ground and handed them to Peter.

"It's too much, you don't need so much."

"It's not much at all. The windows, glass and chairs all need to be replaced. If you make a mistake, the landlord may get into trouble with you."

Peter finally accepted ten Franklins. Just as Meng Zu said, this landlord was very stingy. If he knew that these things in the room were broken, he would definitely deduct a sum from his rent next month. , which made Peter's already poor financial income even worse.

As long as the topic is opened, the communication between the two people will be much easier. Meng Zu and Peter stood aside chatting, "The so-called superhero team is a team of superheroes. You also know that as a superhero, Sometimes you will encounter several things that need help at the same time. It is difficult to deal with these problems alone. But in the superhero team, everyone can help each other. You will deal with this, and I will deal with that. In this way, Even if you encounter difficulties, they will be easier to solve.”

Meng Zu pointed at Deadpool, who was lying motionless on the ground, "The one lying on the ground is the captain, his name is Deadpool, you can also call him Wade, and my name is Ivan, you can also call me Deadshot. "

"Are you really superheroes? Why does your nickname sound so..." Peter expressed doubts about Meng and Zu claiming to be superheroes.

"Of course we are superheroes. When we came up with nicknames, we did it to look cool."

"Then why have I never heard about you?"

By this time, Deadpool had recovered and stood up and said: "This is because we have been working silently in the dark. Do you think everyone likes to perform in front of everyone as much as you do? You haven't been Spider-Man for so long. He was chased by the police every time, and Jameson, the owner of the Daily Bugle, sprayed him every day."

Peter argued: "It's just that they had a misunderstanding about Spider-Man, and now the police don't chase me anymore. They greet me warmly when they see me, and I was awarded the title of City Hero. Everyone Everybody likes me."

"Peter, this is like a little red flower given to you by the kindergarten teacher. The title of a city hero makes you so happy." Deadpool shook his head and looked at Peter, and said with pity: "Poor Peter, as a superhero, every time he risked his life to save New York citizens and helped the police catch so many criminals, he still lived in such poverty. You must know that New York citizens who help the police catch criminals are rewarded You can take it, but you."

"Peter, you are still living in such a shabby place and wearing cheap clothes. Stop comforting yourself. You now need to be like-minded righteous partners like us. Only superheroes like ours can understand each other and allow you to Life is no longer so poor, come on guys, join our superhero team."

"I......"

"Okay, Wade!" Seeing what Deadpool had to say, Meng Zu interrupted him, "Peter, you can think about it first, and call me when you think about it."

"Let's go, Wade!" Meng Zu turned around and left through the broken window. Seeing this, Deadpool reluctantly picked up the bag on the floor and left the room, leaving only one sentence, "Peter , I’m waiting for your call.”

A minute later, Peter came to his senses and remembered that neither Meng Zu nor Meng Zu had left their phone numbers. He ran to the window and saw that their figures had long since disappeared. Damn it!How can I contact you if you don't give me your phone number?

. . . . . .

"Why did you leave so suddenly? I'm about to convince Peter to join us." Deadpool asked Meng Zu when he returned to his residence.

"Persuasion is nonsense." Meng Zu took off his helmet, "Wade, you are pushing too hard. Your low IQ has become even lower after meeting Peter."

"You are slandering me. I have a very high IQ. Even Professor

Meng Zu (;￢＿￢): Professor

"Then you didn't find anything wrong after meeting Peter?"

Deadpool pondered for a moment, "Well, this Peter's figure is much better than other Peter's, and his butt is not inferior to Captain America's."

Deadpool is truly Spider-Man’s ultimate love dog, with such special focus.

"Idiot, it's Peter who doesn't wear the symbiote suit at all! Only when he wears the symbiote suit will the desires in his heart be amplified. But judging from the previous conversation, he doesn't have many negative emotions now. , not much different from him before.”

"Of course I found out. I just wanted to test your observation skills." Deadpool showed his shameless spirit to the fullest.

"Okay, what we need to do now is to investigate and find out what happened to Peter Parker during this period. For example, when did the symbiote possess him and how much impact does it have on him now? Do you understand?"

"Understood the boss."

A day passed, and Meng Zu and Deadpool were discussing the results of the investigation in the room.

"I found out that Peter finally broke up with that disgusting woman Mary Jane. After this flamboyant woman dumped Peter, she turned around and got in love with Harry, and used Harry to help her get on the Broadway stage. It's really disgusting. Bitch." Deadpool scolded Mary Jane angrily.

Listening to Deadpool scolding Mary Jane endlessly, Meng Zu rolled his eyes helplessly. He also knew the reason why Deadpool was so excited. This guy had been coveting Peter Parker's body, and he was also jealous of Mary Jane. It's not just a day or two anymore, it's Black Mary Jane who works hard as long as she can seize the opportunity.

Meng Zu was not surprised by the breakup of Peter and Mary Jane. Before his death, Peter Parker's uncle Ben Parker placed a curse on Peter that 'with great power comes great responsibility'. This curse followed Peter throughout his life. He spent his entire life saving New Yorkers.

Peter dedicated himself to New York, which made him busy every day, busy fighting criminals, busy with emergency rescue and disaster relief, and busy with newspaper work.

With so many things going on, Peter had very little private time. No private time meant that Peter had no time to spend with Mary Jane.

The Spider-Man in this world did not become a scientist after graduation, but became a photographer for a newspaper. It stands to reason that Peter should be able to easily make money as Spider-Man's 'exclusive' photographer, but the actual situation is that Peter has always been poor. .

Peter worked part-time as a newspaper photographer in high school. At that time, he made some money by selling pictures of Spider-Man. Now, although he has become a regular employee of the newspaper and has a stable salary, Jameson, the owner of the Daily Bugle, is a little bit Stingy, and Peter was a bit introverted, which made him never mention a salary increase. For Peter who entered the society, the newspaper job only brought him a meager income, and he had to pay for rent and daily expenses. It can be said that he is penniless, but he is better than a homeless person on the street.

The society is very cruel. It is not as simple as when I was in school. The material foundation determines the spiritual will. The eternal vows are really not as good as the green Franklin.

Mary Jane's life has been extremely hard since she followed Peter. Not to mention candlelight dinners, cosmetics, brand-name bags, jewelry and clothes, she even has very little time to spend with herself.

In the past, when Peter was still in college, he had no time to spend with her. Mary Jane could still convince herself in her heart that after all, Peter was a superhero and had to go to school, so it was normal for him not to have time to spend with her.

But now that he has entered society, Peter is still like this. He cannot be satisfied materially, nor can he get spiritual comfort. He has to help the impoverished Peter from time to time.

When Mary Jane is shocked to find that being a superhero's girlfriend is not as majestic or romantic as in the movie, the two of them will definitely not last long.

Mengzu asked: "How long have Peter and Mary Jane broken up?"

"We broke up five days ago. Mary Jane, a free-spirited woman, fell in love with Harry two days after she broke up with Peter. She just fell in love with Harry's money."

"You know, after she and Harry got along, she was on Broadway in just two days. How could her disgusting acting skills be on Broadway? There is definitely an ulterior motive in this. Trading is really an evil capitalist country.”

"Seeing that Peter is living so hard, and Mary Jane is living so well, I really want to use my broad mind to comfort Peter's hurt heart." Deadpool said with a sad face.

"You are so determined, Peter will never do this."

"That's not necessarily true, but Mary Jane won't be happy for long. Harry will get along with Mary Jane just to get revenge on Peter. He has no real feelings at all. When he gets tired of playing, Harry will treat Mary Jane Get rid of it, hehe, I really look forward to seeing Mary Jane's expression at that time." Deadpool said to Meng Zu with a mean smile.

"how do you know?"

Deadpool said seriously: "Because I saw the movie Spider-Man 3, and the plot was like this. Harry dumped her, and Peter also fell in love with her."

Meng Zu:. . . . . .