village doctor

Everyone pricked up their ears, like curious babies.

"Because Vice President Zhu has been masturbating since he was about ten years old, so it hurts the root." Wang Dachun said meticulously.

"what!"

"What the hell!"

"Fuck!"

"Beginning to masturbate at the age of ten is too strong!"

"Yeah, I started masturbating at the age of 12, I thought I was already very strong! No wonder he can be the dean!"

"Dead! I didn't expect you to be this kind of person."

As soon as Wang Dachun's words fell, the scene was like a ladle of water being poured into boiling oil, and the pot exploded all at once.

Everyone whispered to each other and talked a lot.

"you you you……"

Zhu Jiale pointed at Wang Dachun and looked at him with fear on his face. This guy could even figure out when he started masturbating, because apart from himself, not even his parents knew about it.

Is that human being?

For the first time, Zhu Jiale felt fearful towards Wang Dachun.

"Ka!"

This time, Zhu Jiale really lost all face. Thinking of this, he was suddenly out of breath, rolled his eyes and passed out.

Wang Dachun shook his head, and said speechlessly: "I'm going! I'm going to faint now? I plan to dig out more of your black material! For example, you once peeked at the woman taking a bath..."

"Ka!"

Zhu Jiale rolled his eyes again, this time he really passed out.

The students all panicked, "This... Dean Wang, what should we do?"

Wang Dachun waved his hand, "Baby, don't panic, Vice President Zhu just fainted, he won't die!"

Only then did everyone heave a sigh of relief. This Dean Wang's class was so exciting that it made the first deputy dean faint.

"Today I will teach you how to wake up a comatose patient. The easiest way is to pinch the patient."

Zhu Jiale became a patient for Wang Dachun for free today, he is simply a good example to learn from Lei Feng!

Wang Dachun said: "Renzhong acupoint is our life-saving acupoint, also known as Shuigou. It is a first-aid acupoint commonly used in Chinese medicine. Stimulating this acupoint can increase blood pressure and excite the respiratory center. It is often used for stroke, heatstroke, shock, Sudden respiratory arrest and blood pressure drop in coma, poisoning, and allergies.

When pinching Renzhong, you must master the correct technique. When pinching, relax your shoulders and arms, press the tip of your thumb, index finger or middle finger on the Renzhong acupoint, place the other four fingers on the lower jaw, and then push your thumb upwards from the middle Push, pay attention to adducting the finger force, force through the fingertips, and constantly move the thumb to give a rhythmic and even stimulation.

Then press harder, then loosen, and repeat the operation in this way, doing continuous pressing or pressing with one tightening and one loosening until the patient wakes up. "

Wang Dachun demonstrated to everyone, and soon, Zhu Jiale came to his senses, "I... what's wrong with me?"

Wang Dachun chuckled, "Vice President Zhu, I have a way to treat your impotence and premature ejaculation."

Zhu Jiale's eyes lit up, and he sat up all at once, "Is this true?"

Wang Dachun had a half-smile, "Didn't you say you didn't stop lifting, premature ejaculation?"

"You..." Only then did Zhu Jiale come to his senses, what the hell was being tricked by Wang Dachun again, he rolled his eyes angrily and passed out again.

"I'll go! Return to the dean, this mental quality is too bad!" Wang Dachun shook his head speechlessly.

"Puff!" Jiang Lina burst out laughing, like a lily slowly blooming.

Wang Dachun said with a smile: "Which student will try my method of pressing the Renzhong acupoint just now to wake up Vice President Zhu. This is a rare opportunity. Vice President Zhu does not give us free models every day."

As soon as the words fell, the students burst into laughter again. Although this Dean Wang is young, he is not only skilled in medicine, but also humorous. His classes are simply too interesting!

"I come!"

"I come!"

Wang Dachun pointed at a chubby student, "Xiao Pang, come here."

"Yes, Dean."

Xiaopang's spirit was shaken, and under Wang Dachun's guidance, he quickly woke up Zhu Jiale.

Just as Zhu Jiale stood up, suddenly there was a "poof", and a stench came over his face.

"Hey! It stinks!"

"stinky!"

Everyone subconsciously pinched their noses and kept away from Zhu Jiale.

Wang Dachun pinched his nose with a disgusted expression on his face, "I said Vice President Zhu, bombarding the lecture hall in front of so many students, isn't that bad!"

The crowd roared with laughter again.

Zhu Jiale wanted to die, he didn't have the mood to argue with Wang Dachun, he just wanted to escape from this place quickly, and limped out.

The students gave way one after another wherever they passed, lest they would not be able to avoid it!

Wang Dachun yelled at Zhu Jiale's back, "Vice President Zhu, let's continue discussing the topic of premature ejaculation and premature ejaculation in the next class."

Zhu Jiale staggered and left as if running away, he would rather face the devil than see Wang Dachun again.

Everyone was a little bit dumbfounded, this young honorary dean was too funny, it would be too miserable to make the first deputy dean.

"it is good!"

I don't know who applauded first, Zhu Jiale was not well received in the academy before, but today he was punished to death by everyone, so don't worry too much about it.

"Okay, now that the mouse droppings have been removed, I will tell you about the origin of Chinese medicine..."

Time always slipped away inadvertently, and in a blink of an eye, it was school time, Wang Dachun stood up, "Okay, today's class is over, see you in two weeks."

"Ah! It actually takes two weeks. Can Dean Wang hold two classes every week!"

"Yeah, one class every two weeks is really too little!"

"That's right, Dean Wang's lectures are so good, it would be nice to have classes every day!"

The students are a little bit reluctant.

Wang Dachun waved his hand, "I can only have one class every two weeks, I really can't get away from it!"

……

"You hurt Zhu Jiale so badly today, I guess he won't dare to show off in front of you again in the future." In the office, Jiang Lina stared at Wang Dachun without blinking her beautiful eyes, not knowing what was going on in her heart.

Wang Dachun chuckled, "I'm a little expert at dealing with scum!"

"Zhu Jiale is sure to take revenge. Maybe he doesn't dare to fight against you on the surface, but he will definitely trip you up behind the scenes. You have to be careful."

Jiang Lina kindly reminded that this guy had made her crooked idea before, but in the end he failed to make it, and became angry from embarrassment, and said bad things about her behind her back.

Wang Dachun shook his head, "He is a grasshopper after autumn, he can't jump out of my palm at all."

"Having said that, your sister is still here, so it's better to be careful."

"Well, that's true!" A cold light flashed in Wang Dachun's eyes, if Zhu Jiale dared to attack his sister, he wouldn't mind sending him to Lord Yan to play mahjong.