village doctor

The blood on the arms of the four yellow-haired people was beeping.

The four of them were all dumbfounded, they didn't understand, they were obviously here to make trouble, so why did they become drug testers?

The script is wrong!

Nima, did you give me the money?

Huang Mao looked at the blood on his arm, and couldn't help but turn pale, "I...I'm so dizzy, help me stop the bleeding!"

It's just a piece of shit, just trying a medicine, why are you cutting such a deep wound?

Wang Dachun took out a small porcelain bottle and unscrewed the cap, "Okay, I'll help you apply the medicine right now!"

He took the small porcelain bottle and showed it around, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the magic medicine for wounding tendons and broken bones produced by our company. This medicine comes from an ancient secret recipe. And it also has the function of removing scars, which can be said to kill three birds with one stone."

"A bottle only costs 99. If you can't buy 99, you will lose money. If you can't buy 99, you won't be fooled."

"With a bottle in hand, I have everything in the world. With a bottle in hand, you will no longer be afraid of getting hurt, bleeding, broken bones, or leaving scars..."

"99, the beauties in the world will follow you, 99, let you live to 99..."

"..."

"Damn it! Is this medicine really so awesome? I want to buy a bottle and try it."

"That's right, place an order, it's only 99 anyway, if it doesn't work, it's time to go to the red light district for health care."

"I'll go, where is your place, big health care is so cheap, brother, let me give you a detailed address, life is hard for single dogs!"

Meiji and Li Ruoxi's live broadcast room was blown up in an instant, the comment section was filled to the brim, and the orders were even more numerous.

"Pfft!"

Li Junlan and his daughters burst out laughing when they saw Wang Dachun being so good at fooling around. It would be a waste of talent for this guy not to sell cockroach medicine.

"it is good!"

The judges in the audience couldn't help applauding enthusiastically, people's blood boiled because of Wang Dachun's tricks, and they wished they could immediately buy a few bottles of tendons and bones ointment and put them at home.

Be prepared.

"Hey, can you give us some medicine first, the blood is almost draining!"

The four Huangmao couldn't bear it anymore, they stared at Wang Dachun, why can't you put us on the medicine first and then brag!

Shabi stuff!

The grievances of several people rose in a straight line.

Wang Dachun glared at them, turned off the microphone and said, "Why are you arguing? You won't die if you bleed a little. The lesbians have to bleed a little every month. Fortunately, you are still big men, not even a woman!"

What the hell!

Is this Nima speaking human language?

Can it be the same, lesbians bleed to detoxify, we are bleeding for nothing!

You haven't paid me yet!

Huang Mao and the others wanted to strangle Wang Dachun to death. If the TV station was not recording the program now, they would have done it long ago.

As Wang Dachun spoke, he began to apply medicine to the wounds of the four people. While applying the medicine, he said, "Our ointment stops bleeding in one minute and scars in five to ten minutes. If it doesn't work, you don't need money!"

In order to avoid the embarrassment of last time, Wang Dachun didn't dare to speak too much.

the other side.

Zhou Jun held his binoculars and looked at his nose, almost crooked.

"Grass! What are the pheasants doing? Why are you helping Wang Dachun to test the medicine?"

"What! Let me see."

Zhou Xue took a look at the binoculars and was very angry, "Who are you looking for? It's too unreliable. These people must have been secretly bought by that little bastard Wang Dachun!"

Zhou Jun's face was also very ugly, a conspiracy that was finally planned, did not expect to end like this.

"Don't worry, if it doesn't have the effect he bragged about later, I'll see how he ends up!"

As soon as Zhou Xue finished speaking, she suddenly heard someone in the crowd exclaim, "The bleeding has stopped! It has really stopped the bleeding! This really only lasts for one minute!"

"Hey! It's amazing!"

Everyone looked around and saw the blood beeping from the wounds of Huangmao and the others. Once the ointment was applied, the bleeding really stopped within a minute.

The effect is obvious.

The complexions of those guys who made trouble on the stage changed, and their expressions were a little unnatural.

Wang Dachun looked at the few people and smiled slightly, "Well, what else do you have to say? Are you still saying that we are liars?"

"Hmph, this doesn't explain anything, the human body already has the ability to stop bleeding, okay?"

"That is, unless it can be scarred as quickly as you said."

A few people stuck their necks, and the duck mouths were stiff.

Wang Dachun sneered, "All right, then wait a few more minutes!"

Soon, 5 minutes passed, and the wounds of the four of Huang Mao began to form scars one after another.

Wang Dachun picked up the microphone again, "Everyone, after 5 minutes, please zoom in on the camera to see if their wounds have healed. Of course, you can also go on stage to verify."

As soon as Wang Dachun finished speaking, several people jumped onto the stage.

"I'll go! It's really scarred!"

"It's too fast!"

"Sure enough, it is a magic medicine. The old lady walks without supporting the wall, so I will take it!"

"Give me two bottles!"

"I want three bottles!"

"I want it too! I want it too!"

There was a sudden explosion at the scene, and this magic medicine was only sold for 99, which is really not expensive.

How can there be no bumps and bumps in daily life, just go to the hospital and toss a few hundred yuan, the effect is not so good.

Meiji showed a smile, "These friends on the stage can each receive a bottle for free, thank you for coming to the stage enthusiastically."

"yeah!"

Several people were overjoyed, but those in the audience felt a little regretful, they should have known that they would go up too.

Seeing that the situation was not right, the rioters on stage were about to run away. They were caught by plainclothes police just as they jumped off the stage. your crimes."

The heroic Nangong Baihe waved her hand, "Take it away!"

Wang Dachun had expected that someone would take the opportunity to make trouble, so he asked Nangong Baihe to lead people to hide in the dark.

Sure enough, he guessed it.

The yellow-haired people on the stage trembled, and quickly clamped the chrysanthemums, and they had no intention of taking the opportunity to take revenge.

Nangong Baihe and the others knew that even though she looked extremely beautiful, she was notoriously unselfish, and if she did not die in her hands, she would lose her skin.

Huang Mao grinned, lowered his voice and asked Wang Dachun, "Our task is completed, can we go down?"

Wang Dachun nodded, "Well, you can go!"

Uh... so you sent yourself away?

What about the reward!

At any rate, everyone should give a bottle of ointment for tendons and bones!

"Well...others have magic medicines to receive when they go on stage, so we must have them too!"

Wang Dachun curled his lips, "Didn't you already give it to you?"

"What...what did you call it?"

Wang Dachun stretched out his hand and pointed at the wounds of several people, "It's been given, didn't they all be wiped on the wounds? Could it be that shit was wiped?"

Several people fell instantly!

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The author says:

So what... Some readers suggested that they want a green lotus to be included in the book as a cameo, and it will be arranged later to satisfy your curiosity haha