Naruto: Forced to marry Naruto's mother at the beginning

"No!"

"Then why do I feel like there is a kunai behind me?"

"By the way, almost ten centimeters!"

Lin Ye: "..."

......

The next day.

Lin Ye came to the woods and continued to exercise. Since today was Sunday, Uchiha Itachi also came.

"Uncle, I have learned the Konoha whirlwind. Do you have any other tricks?"

"Well... yes."

"Today I will teach you the secret secrets of Konoha's Ultimate Taijutsu: Thousand-Year Kill!"

Lin Ye fell into deep thought, and after a while, he spoke seriously.

"Millennium Killing? Is it very strong?"

Uchiha Itachi responded with a milky voice.

Lin Ye rubbed his hair: "Not only is he strong, he is simply terrifying.

Have you heard of Konoha White Fang, Hatake Sakumo? "

"Uncle, I know this. Even my father admires him very much. Even the Sannin are just juniors in front of him!"

"You are right, and the Thousand-Year Kill is his famous stunt. According to the Yugakure ninja, it is precisely because of the terrifying lethality of the Thousand-Year Kill that Hatake Sakumo is called the White Fang of Konoha.

It is named because this technique will cause people to taste "pain as painful as a thousand years of death." "

"Wow! It's so awesome, I want to learn, I want to learn!"

Uchiha Itachi was excited.

"are you ready?"

"what to prepare?"

"You are now squatting on the ground and making pooping movements."

"Uncle, what are you?"

"If you are asked to do it, you will do it. Where does all this nonsense come from?"

"Oh!"

Lin Ye stopped inking, formed a Yin seal with his hands, exposed four fingers, and launched an attack directly.

"The Secret of Konoha's Secret Secret of Ultimate Taijutsu: Thousand Years of Killing!"

"Wow wow~"

"Woooooo~"

As soon as he finished speaking, Uchiha Itachi was directly knocked away more than ten meters. When he landed on the ground, he had completely lost his fighting ability. He kept covering his buttocks with his hands and cried loudly.

Lin Ye came to him and smiled: "Itachi, how are you? How do you feel about this move?"

"Uuuu...Uncle, you are bullying me!"

"Here, let me rub it for you!"

"Wow~ don't... don't, it hurts me so much!"

Half an hour later, Uchiha Itachi limped back home.

"Does it really hurt that much?"

...

Before I knew it, it was night.

In a brightly lit room.

"Hahaha! Hahaha!"

"I finally learned the art of seduction!"

Lin Ye couldn't stop laughing.

Looking at myself in the mirror, surrounded by clouds and mist, I have long flowing hair, a beautiful face, and a well-proportioned figure, which can be called perfect proportions.

It is not difficult to learn this trick, as long as you master the human body structure and then use chakra to imitate it.

"By the way, why don't I open a pedicure shop, and with the power of multiple shadow clones, I can open pedicure shops all over the world. By then, wouldn't I be able to make countless money, and then use this money to overthrow the five major countries? , it’s great to be the emperor yourself!”

Lin Ye suddenly thought of it.

"A good idea, but I need to find someone to practice with."

Just as she said, Lin Ye returned to her original state, brought a basin of hot water and came to her door.

"Kushina, I'm coming in!"

"Damn it, why is this guy here at this time?"

"Forget it, that's it! It shouldn't be discovered."

Uzumaki Kushina was wearing a white short skirt, frowning, and muttering to herself.

...

"Lin Ye, what are you doing with a basin of water?"

"Kushina, I see that you have been working too hard recently, so I specially gave you a basin of water to wash your feet."

"No... no need!"

"Why are you being polite to me?"

"Bring it to you!"

Without saying a word, Lin Ye directly put her white feet into the hot water and began to knead them.

"How is it? Are you comfortable?"

"It's...it's okay!"

Uzumaki Kushina's face turned slightly red and she nodded her head.

This feeling was something she had never felt before, not even Minato had done this.

...

After a while, Lin Ye felt his head getting heavier and heavier, and he pinched his nose unconsciously.

"what happened?"

Uzumaki Kushina looked at him doubtfully.

"Don't you ever wash your feet?"

"You...what are you talking nonsense about? I have to take a shower every day, okay?"

"Why does it smell like fertilizer?"

"Hmph! You must have smelled it wrong."

"puff!"

At this time, Lin Ye suddenly squinted his eyes and nosebleeds flowed out.

"You...what's wrong with you? Don't scare me!"

"I'm fine. I've been a little angry recently."

"By the way, Kushina, did you forget something?"

"No!"

"It's fine if you don't, it's fine if you don't!"

...

After a while, Lin Ye murmured to himself: "Hey, why is there a forest!"