I'm Not Interested In The Pirate

In the early morning, when Yiwen was sleeping comfortably, a woman with a hot figure, a beautiful face, long snow-white hair, proud slender thighs, and a rose tattoo on her right leg walked into Yiwen. Inside Wen's office.

"Yiwen!" The woman looked at Yiwen lying on the bed and smiled slightly, "Long time no see!"

"Huh!?" Yiwen slowly opened her eyes listening to the familiar voice in her ears, "You...you are!? Impossible! Shouldn't you be in the new world? How could you appear on Justice Island? It must be I’m dreaming, right?”

When Yiwen looked at the woman standing beside his bed, she looked horrified, as if she had seen some evil spirit.

"Brother Ewen! It's not good!" At the moment when Ewen's face was full of panic, Charlie, who was controlling the toy car, rushed into Ewen's room with a look of panic, "Brother Ewen, I foresee that your ex-girlfriend is going to Come……"

Charlie looked at the long-legged beauty standing at the head of Ewen's bed and closed her mouth instantly.

"Brother Ewen, just pretend that I didn't say anything." Charlie controlled the toy car, turned around, and drove directly out of Ewen's room until she drove the toy car to a relatively safe distance. , when she was five meters away from the door of Yiwen's room, Charlie slowly stopped and said, "Brother Yiwen, you are so lucky!"

Charlie left such words, directly shifted to tenth gear, and drove away quickly...

"Ewen!" The beauty sat down on the bedside of Ewen, "Let's calculate that 10 years ago, you got into my mother's bed, deceived my feelings, played with my body, and asked me to help you steal the text of history. After the copy, just leave me where I am, eat hot pot, sing songs, ride on a pirate ship, and fly away with that bastard Roger?!"

"Shut up! What I did was just deceiving my feelings! I didn't play with your body! Ten years ago you were only nine years old and I was only 12 years old!" Yiwen immediately panicked when he heard this. He felt that the world he was in was being destroyed. A strangely hot force is staring at it. If it is not explained clearly, it may cause the end of the world. "We are all still children! How could we do such a dirty thing!?"

"Which bastard asked me to reproduce the historical text in my mother's bedroom?" Smoothie grabbed Yiwen's collar and asked angrily, "Which bastard agreed to come with me?" Travel around the world and then leave me where I am?”

"Ahahaha..." Yiwen laughed awkwardly after hearing this, "Okay! It's me..."

No matter how hard you buy it, this Yiwen is just a piece of shit!

"That's something that can't be helped!" Yiwen explained while rolling her eyes, "Our captain is suffering from a terminal illness and will die soon. By then, everyone on the ship will have to find a way to support themselves. I was pregnant at the time As a 12-year-old child, I can’t even support myself, so I’m naturally afraid that I won’t be able to support you when I’m nine years old. So... after careful consideration, I decided to leave you in Wan Guo. At least you don’t have to live like me, with no food to eat. A day of plenty.”

Yiwen was not lying about this. He knew at that time that his captain's fate was inevitable, so naturally he would not harm other people.

"Smoothie!" Ewen said, holding Smoothie's hand. "You know, I really mean it."

"Really?" Smoothie seemed to feel it when she heard this. She gently squeezed Yiwen's hand with both hands, and the two held hands and looked at each other.

"Go to hell!" The next second, Smoothie punched Ewen on the cheek.

"Uh..." The terrifying force caused Yiwen's cheeks to vibrate, and she flew out in the next second.

"Boom!" Along with the roar, it was stuck on the wall.

"Stop lying to me!" Smoothie shouted angrily as he looked at Ewen who was knocked away. "You don't look like you are going to be hungry now!"

"Smoothie, listen to my explanation!" Yiwen got up from the wall, "I have just started a career and have just lived a happy life. Smoothie, I said that I will go to you in these days. Yeah, but I never had time."

The moment Yiwen finished speaking, lamps, pillows, and wooden furniture were thrown towards Yiwen one by one.

"You have time to deal with the Golden Lion! You have time to deal with those trash fishes in the Chambord Islands..." Smoothie didn't believe Ewen at all, "You just don't have time to come to me!? Why don't you agree when your mother calls you?" ?!”

"Ha!?" Yiwen was standing motionless when she suddenly heard Smoothie ask, "Why don't you agree to Mommy calling him?!" At the second part of the sentence, she was stunned, "No, then It’s not my fault! Lingling called at the wrong time! Kaido was on the phone with me! If I had agreed at that time, the new world would have changed!"

"Don't call her Lingling, call her mom!" Smoothie kicked out his slender thigh and kicked Ewen in the face.

"I want to avoid..." Yiwen did not dare to use his weapons to defend himself. If he tried to defend himself, Smoothie's legs would be useless. Smoothie, a little fool who had never practiced kicking, was just relying on his strength. It was just a kick with strength. Faced with such an attack, he had to dodge, but... But what was it that blinded Yiwen's eyes and made her stand there for a long time without moving, "Hey, pink... "

"Song!" At this critical moment, a beautiful girl with black hair suddenly appeared beside Yiwen and blocked Smoothie's attack with one kick.

"Hey, hey, hey~" The woman wearing a cheongsam, with perfect facial features and figure as if carved by God, and skin as white as snow from the sky, looked at Smoothie in front of her with disdain, " Who allowed an ugly old woman like you to attack our general?"

"Old woman!?" Smoothie's expression flashed with displeasure upon hearing this, "Don't you understand what mature charm is? Little girl!"

"Ha!?" The woman with black hair that looked like an elf looked angry, "Ugly guy, please stop talking here, you make me want to laugh."

"Ugly?" Smoothie's red lips moved slightly, "Ewen, am I ugly?"

"No, no, no!" Yiwen waved her hands, "You are not ugly, you are not ugly! You are the most beautiful~"

"Humph~ Really?" The elf-like girl gently raised her long black satin-like hair, "Then Yiwen, do you think I am more beautiful or this old woman?!"

"This..." Yiwen's eyes trembled. This is a question. Whoever answers the question will die. If you ask your current girlfriend, all your ex-girlfriends and I have fallen into the river. Who do you save first? It’s hard to answer, it’s a difficult question to choose between true love on one side and harem on the other…

Yi Wen was such a scumbag, his brain was running fast, his lips were trembling slightly, he really couldn't answer this question, it was too difficult.

"Yi Wen, can you answer quickly?" The elf-like girl gently flipped her hair, and she was fascinated for a moment.

"No, I can't stand this..." Yiwen silently had the answer in her heart.

"Ewen, do you think my tattoo on the news looks good?" Just when Ewen had the answer, Smoothie bent down slightly and lightly traced the tattoo on his long legs with his fingertips.

"No, I can't stand this!" Yiwen's eyes trembled, and she froze again.

"Brother Yiwen, I heard that there is an enemy attack!?" Just when Yiwen didn't know how to answer, Jinbei suddenly burst into the room and roared angrily, "Who is Xiaoxiao? How dare you insult my lord Yiwen?"

"Jinbei is in great crisis!" Yiwen ducked and came behind Jinbei.

"Boss Yiwen! Don't be afraid!" Jinbei launched an attack stance and aimed at Smoothie, "Who are you? How dare you act so arrogantly here!"

"Who am I!?" Smoothie smiled coldly, "Can you ask your boss?"

"Brother!" Jinbei was slightly startled when he heard this, and suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart, "Who is this woman?"

"Um..." Yiwen was silent for a while and replied, "She must be my ex-girlfriend!"

"..." Jinbei was silent after hearing this. He took off his shirt in front of everyone, then sprinted 100 meters and jumped into the huge bathtub in Yiwen's room. "Don't pay attention to me, I actually It’s a whale shark.”

"Grrrrrr..." Just when Jinbei jumped into the premonition and blocked his ears with sea water to prevent himself from hearing all the turbidity in the world.

A huge shadow swam behind Jinbe.

"What!?" He was slightly startled, turned around and saw Bai Xing spreading flowers freely in the bathtub.

"Princess Shirahoshi!?" Jinbei emitted sound waves from his mouth, similar to how dolphins use sound waves to communicate in the water, to communicate with Shirahoshi, "Why are you here?"

"Hehe~" Shirahoshi smiled sweetly after hearing Jinbei's words, and responded to Jinbei, "Silly bi~"

"..." Jinbei's face turned dark when he heard this.

Everyone was silent for a while as they watched Jinbei jump into the fish tank and play the role of a whale shark. Everyone was shocked by Jinbei's determination. His desperate desire to survive was so well controlled...

"Smoothie, who let you in?" Yiwen looked at Smoothie and asked.

"What? You don't want to see me so much?" Smoothie raised his eyebrows after hearing Yiwen's words.

"No, no, no!" Yiwen waved her hands repeatedly, "I mean, our Judiciary Island is also quite dangerous. There are CP9 patrols, and there are giant and fish-human guards and so on. Aren't I afraid that you will get hurt?"

"Don't worry~" Smoothie smiled brightly at Ewen, "I walked in through the front door in a fair manner. I'm really disappointed that I wasn't injured."

"No way! It's my biggest wish that you don't get hurt." Yiwen quickly waved her hands and cursed in her heart, "That blind bastard let her in. If I find him, I will kick him hard. His ass!”

"I let Ewen in." Rayleigh walked into Ewen's room at this time. "It seems too heartless to let a girl wait outside the base of Nuoda."

"It turns out it's you, old bastard!" After hearing what Rayleigh said, Ewen muttered to herself with a smile on her face, "Thank you Rayleigh! Thank you for letting Smoothie in~"

"You're welcome!" Reilly waved his hand after hearing what Ewen said, and said seriously to Smoothie, "Smoochie, it's really not Ewen's fault, we decided it together. Because of this, Ewen It was painful for a while! I even went on a hunger strike for a while, so Smoothie, please forgive Ewen!"

"Well done, old bastard, since you said it so well, I won't kick your ass!" Ewen's eyes lit up after hearing Reilly's words.

At that time, his conscience was indeed very painful because of Smoothie. He even stopped playing cards for a day because of Smoothie. He also went on a hunger strike for a week and skipped a glass of milk at breakfast every day...

To be honest, because of that missing glass of milk, Ewen paid a heavy price. He could have grown taller~

In the end, because of the cup of milk he drank less every day, he failed to grow taller. Come and listen, what a sad thing it is! ?

"Yiwen..." Smoothie looked at Yiwen with twinkling eyes, "Did you sacrifice so much for me?"

"Stop talking!" Yiwen waved her hand, "Let the past things pass by! If you want to stay now, just stay! The house here is very big, and there is enough room for you. of."

"Everyone, listen to it! What a bastard's words!" After hearing what Ewen said, Rayleigh's eyes twitched. He quickly poured a few sips of wine into his mouth to suppress his shock.

"In that case~" Smoothie shrugged, "Then I'll stay. Please give me your advice in the future."

"Of course!" Yiwen nodded, "I must give you advice. If there is anything you don't know how to do in the future, you must share your experience."

"Report! Lord Egwene!" Just as Egwene and Smoothie were making peace, Hancock secretly gritted his teeth. At the moment when he was furious, a CP9 broke in from outside, "Mihawk has recovered from his injuries. , ready to say goodbye."

"What!? You want to run?" When Yiwen heard this, his expression changed. He put his left arm across his chest, put his right arm on his left arm, gently blocked his face with his fingers, turned his head slightly, and looked at the person behind him. cp9, "You're going to say goodbye now that you've recovered from your injuries? Have you asked me about Ewen?!"

"I will never let him run away until all the value is squeezed out of him, until every drop is left." Yiwen smiled like an angel among devils.

"That's what I like about you~ I was willing to betray my mother and help you because of your character, which is too suitable for me~" Smoothie listened to Yiwen's words, and his face suddenly became flushed, like Yiwen. Wen's words are more beautiful than the most romantic confession in the world, "Juicing ~ the best ~"

Smoothie, the one with the ability to squeeze fruits, is a true juicer!The kind that squeezes every last drop out of people...

"Is this another mental illness?" CP9's body started to tremble after hearing Smoothie's words. There are already enough mental illnesses on Judiciary Island. Don't come here, don't come here... If you come back again, you should change your name to Aka. Damn...

"Wait a minute, Arkham, what is that? Is that thing from this world?" CP9 was suddenly startled, and then gave himself a mouthful of force, "MD, my mind is not normal anymore! I started talking in my sleep, You have to resign immediately.”

"Goodbye, Barrett..." Mihawk, who had been brought back from near-death in just one day, sat with Barrett at the dock to say goodbye. "Go tell Ewen that I will come back to find him, and by then, I will defeat him." He becomes the true world’s greatest swordsman!”

"Mihawk!!!" Just when Mihawk was about to leave, he saw a scene he would never forget in his life. He saw Yiwen wearing pajamas and slippers, running towards him...