[Hokage] How could a cub recognize its father randomly?

After the system re-checked the operation of its own program and the status of the farm space, it failed to pay attention. When it came back to its senses, it was discovered that its little host had been caught by Ji Qiu, a notorious cross-dressing enthusiast, and played a dress-up game. The little host still has a smile on his face?

It is a bit suspicious of life. The five people who promised to beat the enemy are extremely resistant to it. Are the time travelers afraid of it? Why doesn't my little cutie take the usual path?

The system twitched its lips and quickly called her in the mind of its host.

"Everything." An An shouted happily in her heart.

"An'an, what are you doing?" The system was waiting for the host to reply that it would change into a pretty little skirt and be ready to give her a good meal to let her understand that things are sinister and people's hearts are not ancient.

An An replied with a guilty conscience, "An An is lying to her beautiful aunt, and she feels bad."

System: Host, you can't... huh? Um? ? ?

"What do you mean by cheating?" the system asked in confusion and surprise.

After An An turned over and over again and racked his brains to explain, the system was stunned.

What did Uchiha Madara and Senju Hashirama instill in their little cute host when it didn't know or pay attention! ! !

Papa Mama’s small class is now open!

Uchiha Madara: When you encounter an enemy that is too powerful to handle, you cannot confront them head-on. It is necessary to show weakness appropriately and put your own life first.

An An: What is showing weakness?

Senju Hashirama (experienced.jpg): Just act coquettishly and sweetly like you usually do to us. Yes, it's right to deal with the enemy the same way you deal with us (Uchiha Madara gave him a death look) Ahem, that's about it anyway.

Uchiha Madara: Being caught by the enemy and not dying on the spot is the best ending. At this time, you must show weakness first, and then look for opportunities to escape when the enemy is relaxed. You have to be confident and don't mess around.

An An: What is the opportunity? Isn’t this considered messing around?

Senju Hashirama: It’s when the enemy is doing other things, such as going to the toilet, eating, etc., and no one is watching you. Of course, you have to be careful that this is a trap, so you need to be able to grasp the enemy's mental state before you can make a plan. You have a natural advantage in making the enemy relax, because An An you are still a baby, a very cute baby.

An An: An An understands, you have to say nice things and be obedient without crying or making trouble, just like the aunts in the courtyard like good children.

Senju Hashirama (touching her): Yes, An An is great.

An An: I understand!

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"...The beautiful little brother (Kurt) and the beautiful and bad aunt (Ji Qiu) are both older than me and very powerful. They run very fast (Kurt carries An An to the house), so An An is obedient and cooperative now. , Well, you can’t be too obedient. Mommy said that babies who can cry should have milk, so Anan made a fuss just now, so Meili doubted it and said to let Anan ride Fuzzy.

When the pretty and bad aunt lets An An go play with Fu Fu, she will definitely not be so strict with her, and An An can run away on Fu Fu. "After An An explained her plan, she expected everyone to praise her.

"..." The system felt quite complicated about the fact that its host turned into a black sesame trap without knowing it. It was silent for a while before asking: "Can that furry one listen to you and run away?"

The plan sounds good, but Sanmao is a well-trained hunting dog and seems to have a very high IQ. How could he listen to outsiders?

"It doesn't matter if you don't listen." An An said innocently: "An An can jump down, or take the opportunity to hide, and wait for everyone to find An An. If there is chaos, An An can run away secretly."

!!!

The system really feels that it is no wonder that so many people are worried that the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead. It is not unreasonable.

Although An An's plan seems to have a lot of loopholes, such as there is no map to defeat the enemy, it doesn't know how big the gap is between the enemy and ourselves, it doesn't know how advanced the technology in the Hunter World is, it doesn't know that telekinesis can detect life, etc.!

But she has made perfect use of the knowledge taught by the two bosses and performed exceptionally well on her own.

It knew that Senju Hashirama said that the crying child had milk when she told Uchiha Madara or other members of the Uchiha family. It was purely out of worry that the child would be wronged in the Uchiha family. Being bullied but not saying anything.

But An An actually knows how to use it here.

Really, Senju Hashirama will be particularly pleased when he finds out, feeling that An An is worthy of her true heritage!

This is how he came to know his family Tianqi. The system despises it by the way.

The system checked that Ji Qiu and the others' favorability towards An An was positive, and they felt that the danger was not too great.

Therefore, adhering to the principle of educating children without discouraging their enthusiasm, the system not only did not stop her, but also praised her severely.

System: What? When will it be able to check favorability? Of course it can always be done! It is a thigh-hugging system and cannot detect the thigh's favorability towards the host. How does it know whether the host has completed the task and successfully hugged the thigh?

An'an's mouth almost burst into tears when she heard this, but she thought about what Daddy said about ninjas not being able to show emotions of joy and anger, so she quickly held it back.

All in all, it was very hard to endure.

At least Ji Qiu found it funny at first glance.

She thought casually: I don’t know which family teaches the child, it’s really interesting.

An An secretly said to the system in her heart: But this time it was An An who was wrong and ran into other people's homes.

Although An An didn't mean it.

An An, who inexplicably did something wrong, still feels a little aggrieved.

The system, which must take the blame, changed the subject with a guilty conscience.

So An An quickly thought about how to go home when she successfully escaped. After returning home, she would tell Mom and Dad about bringing gifts to apologize.

System: Well, I don’t know if I can go back. I don’t know if I can come back after I go back. OK, it can shut up.

When Ji Qiu finally said compassionately, "Okay, let's just stop here today", both Kurt and An An breathed a long sigh of relief.

The two people met each other's eyes, and they actually had a feeling of companionship as they were both fallen people in the world.

Kurt: I recognized "she" as him at first sight, and she didn't violate his taboo. Cooperate throughout the entire process and do not run away. Try on mom's clothes with him, diverting a considerable amount of mom's attention.

He thought that it would be good to keep this little one. When he gets older and his mother is not tired of it, he can completely replace him as his mother's new toy and soothe her mood!

Thinking this way, Kurt's eyes suddenly became much better when he looked at An An.

As for An An, he doesn't regard An An as a dead person.

"Kote, take her to play with Sanmao." Ji Qiu said nonchalantly. The promised reward can still be given. As for the follow-up... this is to beat up the enemy.

"Okay, Mom." Kurt responded respectfully and picked up An An again.

An An was carried away wearing a beautiful little dress given by her beautiful bad aunt.

Ji Qiu: Those retro Japanese skirts are too ugly. Even if you want to wear a retro skirt, you can’t wear that kind!

*Retro ugly* skirt by Uchiha:? ? ?