The Myth of Marvel Strikes

Wen Yin's question made the female master roll her eyes fiercely: "Although I don't rely on food to survive, I can't live up to my cravings." After saying that, he walked into the room holding a lot of snacks and threw them away with a bang. Go to the door.Wenyin's eyes widened and then he blinked hard. This female slayer was not normal. I remember that when she first came here, she looked like an outsider who didn't like the fireworks of the world. In addition to studying weapons, she did the rest. Everything seems to be indifferent.But now I look as arrogant and childish as I look. Is it because I am behind the times or the world is changing too fast?

Wenyin shrugged indifferently and spread his hands, forget it, don't think about it anymore.There will be more important and troublesome things to solve later. Before the Battle of New York, Wen Yin's biological mother accompanied her old father back to China to contribute to the construction of socialism. Now Mr. Wen has returned to his roots, taking root in the soil of socialism, and is prosperous, strong and prosperous. Enjoy your old age peacefully under the 24 words of democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity, and friendliness.Wen's mother returned to the United States after accompanying the old man for half a year to continue running her martial arts school. Today is the day when her plane arrives in New York.As a criminal who deceived his father about his grandfather's life and health, Wenyin had to pick up his mother at the airport as soon as she returned to the United States, and by the way, he had to plead guilty and accept his mother's advice.

In the afternoon, the weather was sunny and sunny. Wen Yin, dressed in formal attire, drove a low-key luxury off-road vehicle to pick up his mother at the airport.The plane arrived on time, and Wen Yin quickly saw his mother wearing a white sportswear and carrying a white cloth backpack at the pick-up gate.But next to Wen’s mother was a queen-like young woman about 1.7 meters tall with twin tails in a leather jacket, and she was holding an oversized black trolley suitcase in her hand.

When Wen Yin saw his mother, he immediately stepped forward to greet him. When Wen Yin's mother saw Wen Yin, she stepped forward and slapped her on the head: "I'll show you, kid, you can make fun of your grandpa." Wen Yin hurriedly gave Wen's mother a shameless apology. He admitted his mistake. At this time, the Queen next to him said: "In public, let's talk about it at home."

Wenyin quickly gave the leather queen a grateful look, and then Wen's mother came up and slapped her again: "Don't roll your eyes at your Aunt An, go and drive." Wenyin quickly took the oversized luggage and put it away Put it into the trunk, then help Wen Ma and the leather queen to open the door, and then drive the car back to Wen Ma's martial arts gym.

Soon we arrived at the martial arts hall, which was bustling with people. Even though the master of the martial arts hall had been absent for half a year, the martial arts hall was still bustling and the people inside were boxing neatly.Wen's mother felt refreshed when she returned to her own territory, and then she yelled insanely: "Children, I'm back." This sentence was said by Wen's mother in Chinese, and then a lot of neat voices said "Mr. "Okay" was shouted by a group of students in Chinese.

Listening to Mandarin that was even weirder than Ao Da Meow, Wen Yin rolled his eyes. His mother was also amazing.Native Americans who want to learn Kungfu must be able to speak Chinese and Mandarin. They must take a Chinese test before entering school. When I just drove to the martial arts gym, I saw at least five Chinese classes around the martial arts gym. My mother is really powerful.

Just when the atmosphere was harmonious and lively, a large number of young men in white clothes suddenly burst into the door of the martial arts hall.The leader, a muscular man in his 30s, took the lead and said to Wen's mother in very weird and unbeatable English: "I have been hiding for so long, and I finally dare to come back."

"Ah" Wen's mother didn't react for a moment: "What did you say?"

"Huh." The muscular man snorted coldly and said in the same weird Chinese: "Pretend not to know and I will let you know. An old woman dares to open a martial arts gym. Today I will kick the gym to let everyone know that Taekwondo is the only This is orthodox martial arts, yours is all rubbish."

"Ah" Wen's mother was very surprised. What's going on? Someone came to mess up the place just after I came back. If a tiger doesn't attack a cat, you think I'm critically ill! Wen's mother immediately rolled up her sleeves and used the unrivaled two-in-one Yang Finger and Lion's Roar Kung Fu. Wu Xia: "Xiao Cui Sui, come here and watch grandma teach you how to be a good person."

"Vulgar, I want to have an honest challenge with you in the ring."

"You are the only one who still wants to enter the ring with me." Wen's mother was very angry: "It seems that I want to educate you."

With her fiery little temper, Wen's mother was a strong woman who could send her husband a critical illness notification if they disagreed.She couldn't bear the stick jumping in front of her, so Wen's mother jumped into the flock.He always punched and kicked people when he saw them. At first, Bang Tou wanted to try to PK him, but was kicked over by Wen's mother. He rolled on the spot three and a half times and hit his head against the wall and passed out.The remaining boys were beaten by Wen's mother until their noses were bruised and their faces were swollen. They were all wailing on the ground with their arms and legs covered.In fact, Wen's mother still had her hands open. Otherwise, with her strong record of breaking five bricks with one hand, these arrogant people would have gone to see God long ago.

After Wen's mother cleaned up the sticks, she didn't even break a sweat. He asked a female student next to him to use a feather duster to drive the sticks to the corner and said: "Look at them." Then Wen's mother took the leather queen back to the backyard. .

Wenyin stood next to the weapons rack on the side of the yard for a long time and couldn't react. Isn't this the Marvel world? What is the plot of that thick urban slap-in-the-face novel?How did these idiots appear in the martial arts gym near Chinatown? Logically speaking, there is no soil for them to survive in Chinatown. And my mother’s fighting ability seems to be getting stronger again. This flower planting trip seems to be The harvest is not light.

Ten minutes later, my mother changed into a martial arts uniform and walked from the backyard to the front hall alone, while the gang of stickmen were driven to the corner together and wailed.When Wen's mother came not far from the sticks, a blond American student immediately moved a Taishi chair.Wen Ma sat with her legs crossed in front of the sticks. At this time, the leader of the sticks, who was three and a half weeks old and had his head touching the corner, slowly woke up.

As soon as Bangtou woke up, he shouted: "This is not a ring fight, I don't accept it."

Wen's mother looked at him with an idiot look: "Are you stupid? I beat seventeen of you like grandsons by myself, and you still have the nerve to bring me up to the ring. You said you are just too big-hearted?" Still not ashamed or ashamed.”

"Asi, today we admit defeat, I will challenge again." The stickmen were about to get up and leave.At this time, the handsome blond guy next to him, who was just a bitch, complained righteously in Chinese: "Master, he just scolded us." He pointed to the head of the stick and said: "Axiba is a Korean curse word, I know it Shi Guoyu, that grandson just scolded us?"