Osborne Megacorp

"Alice Martin is a hard-working company employee. As a field agent for a security company, he may be sent to perform dangerous tasks in unknown areas at any time."

An employee named Ellis appeared in an alien wasteland. After a while, terrifying alien insects appeared on the ground, biting his body and tearing him to pieces.

"Of course, these are just small probabilities - compared to his lifestyle.

In fact, he often likes to seek out exciting things for pleasure - employees' private lives are diverse, and we undoubtedly guide your lifestyle. "

Ellis appeared on the spaceship again, with a crazy expression on his face as he activated the "continuous jump" function on the spacecraft.

As we all know, in the Interstellar Travel Guide, the recommended number of safe jumps for mammals is 5. If more than 10 times, discomfort will occur, and more than 40 times will cause limb distortion...

And Ellis, the "extreme sports enthusiast" licked his lips. The number of jumps he chose was 500.

"Crazy Ellis... Even if he has undergone biological transformation three times, and 3 parts of his body have been replaced with prosthetic implants from the Osborne Group, this number of times is not something he can bear.

Extreme sports are naturally about pursuing the limit. Unfortunately, only after hitting some limits do you realize that it is insurmountable death. "

After 500 jumps, Ellis exploded directly, dyeing the spacecraft red and white. His family appeared from outside the screen, crying around the place where he exploded.

The narration continued regretfully: "There are still many accidents in work and life, and too many people don't have time to say goodbye to their families."

At this point, the narrator's tone changed to a high tone: "But now, Osborne Group has launched 'accidental death insurance', making accidental death no longer an accident!"

A hand holding a money bag was stretched out from the screen and placed in front of Ellis' family, but before they could react, the other hand slapped the money bag away.

“Of course not this kind of death cover – now Osborne Group specialist accidental death insurance can help you get back on your feet after an accidental death.”

I saw a wisp of soul rising like smoke from where Ellis exploded, and there were traces of seams and patches on his skin. His family members hugged him tightly when they saw this, leaving them excited. tears.

Ellis, who has become a soul, bids his final farewell to his family and friends.

"Oh, don't rush to say goodbye yet."

The narration interrupted Ellis's farewell ceremony. People looked at the camera in confusion, and an avatar called "Kid Osborne" appeared in front of the screen.

"Accidental death insurance, as long as the insured amount is enough, can even make accidental death no longer a death!"

The Osborne kid made the spirit materialize with the pop of what looked like a wand, and Ellis and his family hugged each other and shed tears of happiness.

"Now, choose Osborne Insurance - Saint Peter is going to lose his job!"

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After the commercial was played, several versions of this commercial were actually shot, targeting people who have light beliefs in different religions.

For example, in Christianity, the "Saint Peter" in the final epilogue is the disciple of Jesus who holds the key to heaven and decides who can ascend to heaven.

"...Do you think this advertisement is a bit underworld?" The soul gem thought for a while and scratched his head.

This gem absorbed a new soul gem and gave itself a spherical body, as well as two slightly weird purple arms.

Harry glanced at the strange spherical object and said, "This is an advertisement for the underworld."

To be honest, I feel like my outlook on the Soul Gem has been shattered these days.

All employees of the Osborne Group bought insurance - this was not surprising, but what surprised him was that the contract had not been established the moment he signed it, but the moment he paid the money, these contracts were actually established. ..

In other words, these people have reached the point of believing deeply in the credibility of the Osborne Group contract...

"This doesn't make sense..." The soul gem is a little doubtful about life.

It clearly knows that it is not easy to cultivate a believer.

Of course, this is also related to the picky personalities of those who have this function: the Hall of Valor will only accept "warriors"; Heaven will only accept "true believers" and so on.

Mohu's standards themselves make it difficult for people to maintain their faith, and these standards... are actually quite confusing and very flexible. People don't like to believe in things with double standards, unless the double standards are themselves.

But the Osborne Group's services are different. Pay the money, sign, the transaction is completed, and the contract is completed. Based on the good reputation of the Osborne Group, these people will not even doubt it.

There are several levels of heaven, and the Osborne Group's death insurance is also divided into several types based on the premium paid.

The lowest level of accidental death insurance. After death, you can say goodbye to your immediate family members through dreams and other methods.

On this basis, you can add people to say goodbye to by adding money; or you can add money to observe how your interpersonal relationships change after death; you can even add money to resurrect...

Of course, not everyone can afford to spend more money to revive - and this project has not been tested yet, so it is theoretically complicated.

In fact, in order to maintain the quality of the afterlife, in addition to basic insurance services, most customized projects are not cheap.

"This is capitalism." Harry said jokingly. In terms of gathering believers, doctrine is no weaker than religion.

This soul gem is just ignorant. It should be shown to those gamblers who have lost everything in the stock market.

However, money is meaningless to an entity like it. If it is specific to betting, it would be understandable.

"Hmph, don't be too proud - you have signed so many contracts, can your 'virtual realm' really support so many souls? If something goes wrong...haha."

It is not easy to intercept the soul from the hands of "death". In the understanding of the soul gem, the larger the afterlife, the more likely it is to be noticed and sanctioned by the real "death", so the capacity of the afterlife controlled by the gods is Not much actually.

This is why the gods don’t like to state the criteria for “going to heaven”:

As long as my standards are not clear and transparent, and I don’t want to take over the person after death, I can say that he is not qualified, and then I will recruit a few people with great influence and fame to absorb into the afterlife to stabilize others. Belief.

The Osborne Group clearly put the contract on the table - once it expires, it will be a devastating blow to the foundation of the contract - credit.

You can’t say that this “accidental death insurance” is a flexible guarantee, right?Then buy crap insurance.

Harry smiled mysteriously at this.

Within a few days of the launch of the insurance business, many death row prisoners had been signed to be executed to verify the feasibility of the insurance after death.

It was also through these experiments that Harry discovered one thing:

The virtual space can infinitely absorb these souls after death without being detected by the soul gem.

In other words, the virtual realm is not under the jurisdiction of the goddess of death and is a real outsider.