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"You... what are you talking about? What do you mean I have a kidney deficiency?"

Shu Zuo's breathing suddenly stagnated, and his face flushed instantly.

As a man, how many people can calmly accept that they are said to have kidney deficiency?

What's more, the person who said he had kidney deficiency was Haruno Sakura!

Although this is Haruno Sakura from a parallel time and space, not his wife Uchiha Sakura when she was young, but after all, both of them are Haruno Sakura, who was told by the other party that he had a kidney deficiency, so Shuzuo's brain couldn't help but make up his mind that he was killed by his wife Uchiha Sakura said that he has kidney deficiency!

Don't feel too bad about it, okay? !

"Don't be so excited, I didn't mean to look down on you, and you don't have to feel ashamed, after all, kidney deficiency is actually quite common..."

For example, Kakashi Hatake is also a patient with kidney deficiency!

Of course, from the point of view of performance, Hatake Kakashi's symptoms of kidney deficiency are slightly milder than that of his uncle, who can use Uchiha's hug and throw and Uchiha's jumping into the river.

After saying this, Haruno Sakura immediately said before Uncle could refute, "The most important thing for us now is to find a way to solve your kidney deficiency problem!"

"I'll say it again, I! No! Yes! Kidney! Deficiency!"

Uncle was so angry that he wanted to take off his blindfold and show Haruno Sakura a one-handed skyburst operation.

How many times does he have to emphasize it before this guy can believe that he is not suffering from kidney deficiency?

In other words, this damn plow is really a bit too unreliable, why send them to parallel time and space when they are free?Wouldn't it be nice to teleport to the past?

If he was teleported to the past, he would meet his wife Uchiha Sakura when she was young. With her cute and lovely personality when she was a child, he would never make such annoying things as slandering him as a kidney deficiency patient. of things!

"Okay, okay, you don't have kidney deficiency, you don't have kidney deficiency, okay?!"

Haruno Sakura was very insincere to perfunctory Uncle, and then said: "Actually, it is not difficult to solve your kidney deficiency problem. Anyway, you have the eyes of reincarnation, and the hungry ghosts say that you are not good at using them." Just use the Hungry Ghost Way to draw some chakra from Nine-Tails' body to make up for it!"

Tailed Beast Chakra is a great tonic. Look at Nagato Nagato. After inhaling some Eight-Tails Chakra, he went from being scrawny and unfit for walking because of the obedient Konan in his lifetime to becoming In a state of being strong and strong, the speed of action is as fast as the wind.

Needless to say, a kidney deficiency like Shu Zuo's level, sucking some Nine-Tails Chakra, can definitely fill up the state instantly.

As for the power of Hungry Ghost Dao, it's not that Shu Zuo doesn't know how to use it.

The opponent used this trick in the original battle in the Valley of the End.

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Regarding Haruno Sakura's extremely perfunctory attitude, Uncle was so angry that it could be said that he was gnashing his teeth, and his teeth were about to grind out sparks.

Sure enough, parallel time and space are always parallel time and space. Although they are all Haruno Sakura, the guy in front of him is obviously not as cute as his wife was when she was a child!

"Do you need my chakra?"

Nine-Tails is very generous. As a tailed beast that is favored by the Sages of the Six Paths, its Chakra volume should not be too huge.

There is a lot of chakra, and the purpose of invigorating Uncle's magic is mainly to deal with the Otsutsu Mokura style who is trying to attack him.

"Tell me, how much do you want? A few cranes?"

"A few cranes? What do you mean?"

The word that popped out of Jiuwei's mouth made several people present blink their eyes, feeling confused.

"This is a unit I invented to describe the amount of chakra. 'Crane' refers to that bastard Shouhe. Jihe is asking how many Chakras do you need equivalent to that of Shouhe?"

Kyuubi explained to Haruno Sakura and the others.

Anyway, Shuzuru is the one with the least amount of chakra among the Nine Tailed Beasts, and using the opponent as the unit of Chakra amount, Nine Tails thinks it is very appropriate.

As for whether Shouhe will be angry because of this, and feel that he has been insulted?

Tsk, just that bastard with a small belly who looks like a greasy middle-aged man, so what if he is angry?Is it possible to resist the Nine Lamas and make it abandon the use of 'crane' as a unit of measurement for chakra from now on?

If you dare to protest, you can directly give it a big competition, believe it or not? !

"Aren't you a bit too bullying... um, bullying a beast? After all, Shuhe is also a dignified tailed beast. The natural disaster-level existence in many people's minds is now being used by you as a unit of measurement for chakra?! "

The corner of Haruno Sakura's mouth twitched, and a large black line couldn't help hanging down from her forehead.

"I think you should learn from us. We all use Kakashi-sensei as the unit of measurement for chakra. One card represents one... No, it is the amount of Chakra of a Kakashi-sensei..."

"With all due respect, your chakra measurement unit is not much better than the one of Kyuubi, is it?!"

Uncle couldn't help but rolled his eyes, and in his heart lit a piece of wax for Kakashi Hatake in this world.

How many sins did this have to do in the previous life?Only in this life can I meet a student like Haruno Sakura?

The dignified Konoha Jami, who has a copy of the Hehewei list in the whole ninja world, is now reduced to a unit of measurement of chakra in the mouth of his students?

Poor, really pitiful!

"Ah-"

In Muye Village, in the mansion of Hatake’s family, he was standing in front of the bookshelf in his bedroom, about to pick out a copy of Hatake Kakashi who came out to study, when suddenly he felt his nose itch, and his mouth couldn’t control the continuous Sneezed several times.

"Have a cold? It doesn't look like it!"

Rubbing his fingers against the tip of his nose, which did not feel any stuffy nose, Kakashi Hatake muttered something in a low voice. Since he was really confused, he could only give up thinking if he put it down, and turned to a pure [swaying] face. 【Yang】smile, holding a book of kissing heaven, leaning against the head of the bed, ready to immerse in the ocean of knowledge.

however……

"Kakashi, come and have a bloody duel with me!"

Just as the book was opened, a familiar shout suddenly came from outside the bedroom window. A figure was clinging to the window glass in a gecko-like posture, and looked at the half-lying man through the window glass. On the bed, he was holding a copy of Hatake Kakashi who hadn't had time to open it yet.

Well, this is a green gecko with thick eyebrows, big eyes, melon skin, and teeth that are so white that they even reflect light!