The beginning of Douluo let Xiao Wu go to Wuhun Hall to be a saint

No, no, no, Mian Tan Lian (face paralyzed) How could you do this to me and actually want my waist!

"Why? Why?, Mian Tanlian (face paralyzed)..." Gu Yuena collapsed and cried.

Why?Wuwuwu...She obviously loves him so much, but...but why do you want my waist?

Is it possible that our love has been a joke from beginning to end?

Later, our soul beast co-master, the Silver Dragon King Gu Yuena, was... cut off the waist... and had her waist cut off.

Oh my god, then there was a series of misunderstandings, kidnappings, fights, bloody stories, being made things difficult for her mother-in-law,... being transplanted with bone marrow... and so on, and a series of bloody stories.

Our soul beast co-master finally slept with the male protagonist Tan Lian (with a paralyzed face)... but the result was still not achieved.

The reason was that Gu Yuena's kidneys, bone marrow, and skin transplants were removed at a young age, which caused unstoppable body failure, leading to her death at a young age.

What a sad story!

Oh, hehe, hold it in, we generally won’t laugh unless we can’t help it.

Hahahaha, after Gu Yuena died, her soul floated in the sky and was dumbfounded by Mian Tan Lian's (with a paralyzed face) family's slutty tricks.

It turned out that Bai Yueguang, who had a paralyzed face and killed him after her death, was still a little bit relieved to be buried with her, but this scumbag was hugging him from side to side in less than a month.

The most disgusting thing is that the little bitches that the scumbag man is looking for are actually somewhat similar to her. They set up their own affectionate relationship to the outside world... and they hug each other and sleep with each other inwardly. It's so happy.

Silver Dragon King:......emm

I don't know if I should say mmp or not.

Under the subsequent series of face-palming moves, our soul beast co-master Silver Dragon King was so angry that he was driven out of his mind.

Great, next life.

In this life, Gu Yuena was reborn with the memories of her previous life.

Ah, very good.

I!Gu Yuena was reborn and would never be a humble dog licker.

In this life, Gu Yuena is the concubine of the Duke of Guo's Mansion. She is proficient in music, chess, calligraphy and painting. She is the most beautiful and talented woman in the capital.

Yes, this is the correct way for me, Gu Yuena, to open up, instead of leading a miserable life that abuses the mind and body.

Oh ho ho ho, according to common sense, she Gu Yuena should be the proud daughter of heaven. She will enter the palace to be drafted and become the favorite concubine. She will fight with those women in the palace and finally defeat the final big boss, the empress, and give birth to (adopt) a prince. The young, dead emperor became the queen mother and raised a beloved boy to reach the peak of his life.

But who can tell me who this "Xia Yuhe" is?Is there something wrong with this woman?

My dearest mother, she has already become a favorite concubine and defeated the queen. She adopted a prince and waited until the tender death of the emperor before she could become the queen mother and reach the pinnacle of her life. Who knew that "Xia Yuhe" would appear halfway through.

This woman is poisonous!

Absolutely toxic.

She looks like a holy mother bitch every day, talks about tea, and looks like a white lotus. It's really disgusting.

The most important thing is that this woman seems to have mastered the legendary "Mary Sue" script. Men like her wherever she goes. They like her so much!

Gu Yuena: ...What a coincidence, I like it so much!

Needless to say, in the end, our soul beast co-leader Gu Yuena, as a vicious female supporting character, one of the female protagonists "Xia Yuhe"'s dog-licking woman, was eventually turned into cannon fodder.

Gu Yuena: ...mm, I don’t want to fall in love anymore, wuwuwu.

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The 15th life.

"The group's beloved daughter is three and a half years old"

Very good, Gu Yuena successfully broke the record this time and successfully received the lunch box in less than five years.

Gu Yuena, who was only four years old, was whipped all over her body. When sweat slid over the wounds, the stinging pain awakened her unconsciousness. She raised her heavy eyelids, and a pair of leather shoes appeared in her sight.

The man's deep voice said: "You should feel honored to be educated by my sister."

Gu Yuena: ...I have a saying mmp, I don’t know whether to say it or not.

Tao Nannan, a pig's trotter with a meatball head, holding a whip in one hand and a lollipop in the other, had an innocent expression. She looked at the man who was lying on the ground and was beaten all over, and pouted a lesson.

"Hmph! I let you bully people, let you bully children. The children are so cute and sing so hard. How can you get false data? You are evil! Beat you to death, beat the big bad guy to death, hum!"

She is so meowing and moaning!You 35-year-old auntie, hey, hey, hey, where are the pigs?Doing knitting?Do you think you are Peppa Pig?

No, I'm sorry. I apologize to Peppa Pig. Children's cartoons can bring joy to children. What can you, a 35-year-old aunt, bring to children?

Infect your children with cerebral palsy?

Pig-footed Tao Nannan was just venting her anger in the name of educating Charlotte because she lost the No. 1 spot in the singing competition.

Very good, our soul beast co-master was successfully whipped to death.

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The 18th life.

"My Sweet Tyrant"

As a palace maid, Gu Yuena watched the overbearing tyrant smiling evilly at the heroine "Chunzhu" (stupid pig) all day long, doing that and that, with a numb face.

Gu Yuena: .........If I am guilty, please let God strike me to death with thunder, instead of letting me watch these two mentally retarded people show off their negative 500 IQ all day long.

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No.20th century.

"Genius Cute Baby: Bailian Mommy Runs with the Ball"

Well, calm down, calm down.

Gu Yuena looked at her with a calm face. At her wedding, the genius cute baby ruined her wedding by playing a prank. It was normal. After so many lifetimes, weddings were the time when incidents occurred most frequently.

At this moment, Mommy Bailian, her talented cute baby, and her groom are performing.

Ah, listen to me, listen to my explanation...

I don’t listen, I don’t listen……

Gu Yuena glanced at the gentle man with a defeated face in the auditorium. Well, this is the legendary number two wronged man.

calm down………

Gu Yuena took off one of her heels that was blown off by a prank, and suddenly smiled evilly... then smiled evilly... smiled evilly... smiled... smiled...laughed.

Then he took out a big treasure from his skirt, an AK47!Well, it’s still an improved version.

Before the cute genius can pretend to get the charming male protagonist to meet the heroine, a sudden burst of fire sends the genius cute baby and his family to the west to increase their performance for Tathagata Buddha.

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No.20

"The Female CEO's Personal Bodyguard"

Gu Yuena smiled evilly. When the love-brained CEO was dating the mentally retarded bodyguard, she successfully killed the male protagonist and became the new captain of the Dragon Group. She took the male protagonist out of the Dragon Group and bankrupted the female protagonist so that he could go on a blind date with her. Fall in love.

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No.30

"Yin Yang Continent: The Reborn God King Chases His Wife"

Gu Yuena practiced hard and successfully killed the God King's reincarnated wife and the God King, drying her soul to pieces.

In the end, the divine realm before the reincarnation of the God King was destroyed.

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No.30 II

"Nine Lives and Nine Worlds of Butterflies and Flowers"

Well, why would the male protagonist want to steal her spiritual roots for the female protagonist to cultivate for her?

Gu Yuena smiled brightly, turned around, pulled out the male protagonist's spiritual root and installed it on the female protagonist.

Are you impressed?Surprised or not?

Original male protagonist:…………

Original heroine:…………

Then the male and female protagonists are thrown into the demon world to harm the demon clan.

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Tiandou City, Sausage Restaurant.

Wang Qiuer sat at the table, chewing Oscar's new work "Glowing Egg Fried Rice".