Naruto: Qin Shihuang and Uzumaki Naruto

click, click...

The bright sound of bones colliding resounded in the silent corridor.

"Kid, sister didn't hear you clearly. What did you call sister just now?"

Tsunade pressed forward step by step with a smile on her face. Naruto did not feel any kindness, but full of malice. If he called the wrong one, he would... definitely die!

Thinking of this, the green tights on his body couldn't help but tighten.

"elder sister……"

So he decisively obeyed his will...

"Be good, this is how you become a good boy!"

Tsunade heard this satisfactory answer and touched Naruto's head. Only then did he notice that Naruto's hair was golden.

"Hey kid, what's your name?"

Naruto was speechless. Are all adults so fickle? They were calling him a good boy just now, but now they call him a brat?

However, he still put his hands on his hips enthusiastically, and sensing Jiraiya's pretentiousness, he introduced his name.

"Hmph, my name is Uzumaki Naruto, the man who will be the king in the future!"

"The king's man? Come on, if you do something bad, you have to eat soft rice."

"Ahem? What do you mean? I want to be a king, not a man who wants to be a king."

"Tch, little brat, it's so boring."

Tsunade waved her hand pretending not to care, and then walked straight into the room. He had already guessed Naruto's identity, or it was obvious.

His name is Uzumaki, and he has blond hair. With such an iconic feature, anyone familiar with the Yondaime will know whose species it is.

But what does it have to do with her?

(I remember there was a rumor that Naruto was Tsunade’s illegitimate son. Have you heard of it?)

"Naruto, what are you going to do?"

"Practice, you lustful immortal"

Naruto pouted, wasn't it obvious in his green tights?

"you……"

Jiraiya looked at Naruto's green tights and felt that it was very... dazzling, like being pricked with a needle.

"Don't go out wearing these clothes. Even if you wear them out, don't say that you are my disciple, Jiraiya."

"why?"

Naruto was puzzled. He thought this suit was quite good. He had seen an uncle with thick eyebrows wear it before, and that uncle would wear this suit to exercise every day. He looked so youthful.

"Don't wear it if I tell you not to wear it. Go back and change it."

Jiraiya's tone became tougher. This little brat has no sense of aesthetics at all!

"cut!"

Naruto was a little dissatisfied, but he went back and changed into his usual orange clothes and went out.

Watching Naruto leave, Jiraiya watched deeply for a while and then walked into the room.

Come and knock on Tsunade's bedroom door?

Tsunade was wearing pajamas and impatiently opened the door and walked out.

"Jiraiya, if you don't sleep, others will have to sleep, okay?"

"puff!"

Jiraiya looked at Tsunade's perfect figure that could not be concealed even in her large pajamas. He thought that the word "turbulent" was the most suitable to describe it, so he snorted a nosebleed at the right time.

"Come on, come on!"

"boom!"

"The familiar smell, the familiar touch, it's still the same Tsunade, still so big."

"Ahem, Tsunade, I have something to do with you."

Jiraiya wiped away the nosebleed and said with a righteous expression.

"Ha ha!"

Tsunade sneered, and then punched her again. She didn't think this guy had anything to say to her. Haven't he said everything that should be said? Therefore, she, Sherlock Holmes? 6? 1 Tsunade, dare to conclude that this The guy just wanted to get away.

Things like this have happened a lot in the past.

"Wait, boom!"

"Tsunade, bang!"

"I, bang!"

"Tsunade!!"

After being punched several times in a row, Jiraiya finally recovered from Tsunade's hugeness. The main reason was that Tsunade was wearing pajamas that swayed around when hitting people, making it difficult for him to concentrate!

After coming to his senses, he grabbed Tsunade's outstretched fist.

"Tsunade, really, something happened, pff~"

"Sorry, it's too close..."

"boom!"

The two came to the rooftop again, but this time Jiraiya was dragged to the rooftop by Tsunade.

"Tell me, what's the matter?"

"Sorry, can you go change?"

Jiraiya wiped the nosebleed again. He had no choice but to put on Tsunade's pajamas, which really made him almost anemic.

"No, if you have something to say, say it quickly, if you have something to say, say it quickly."

Tsunade stared at Jiraiya with her beautiful eyes, full of anger on the surface, but secretly elated.

Haha, I'm still pretty pretty. I let you run around the custom shop all day long. Are those vixens as beautiful as me? Are they as big as me?

"Ahem, Naruto was here just now, so there were some things I didn't dare to say, but now that he's out exercising, there shouldn't be any danger, but I still want to prepare."

Tsunade frowned but did not stop him. He also had a premonition that Jiraiya seemed to really have something to say.

Jiraiya came to Tsunade, sprayed his nose again, and then stood with the nosebleed and carved a sealing technique around the two people around him.

"All right"

By the time the painting was finished, Jiraiya's entire face was a little pale. It has to be said that as a Toad Sage, Jiraiya's physical fitness is really top-notch.

Seeing Jiraiya's appearance, Tsunade felt a little distressed in her heart, but she still looked angry on the surface.

Jiraiya tidied up his appearance, and then explained the reason to Tsunade.

"You mean, the group of people who attacked Konoha were controlling Naruto behind the scenes?"

“Not that simple”

Jiraiya shook his head, this was his biggest dilemma.

“That’s what it looks like on the surface.”

"But... I suspect that Naruto is not being controlled, but the person chosen to train."

"At first I wasn't sure about this idea, but just a few days ago, when I was teaching Naruto the Rasengan, something incredible happened."

…………

"So, I really need you to be the Hokage. I don't trust anyone else except you. I need you, Tsunade!"

Jiraiya's expression was very serious, and all the above words came from his sincerity, especially the last sentence.

Although he didn't understand what effect these words could have, but... they would definitely have an effect.

"You guy..."

"boom!"

Jiraiya touched the top of his head. What he said just now showed that he was no longer so confident. Tsunade's attitude would definitely have no effect.

It's just that he didn't notice it, or if he did, he wouldn't care.

After he finished saying that, his face turned red with embarrassment. It was as red as a red apple. People couldn't help but want to step forward and take a bite. Of course, since Except for Lai Ye, he would not have such thoughts.

"What an idiot!"

Tsunade blushed and went downstairs angrily. This time Jiraiya didn't catch up, and he felt very frustrated.

Why do I get very different results despite all my good words?

(Damn it, I finally finished coding, woo woo hoo, it’s so difficult for me, only tickets can comfort me)