dead child, ghost carrying coffin

Grandma Mai grabbed the eager little ghost and pressed him and the cursing little fascist to her side.

"Don't worry, you two little ones, you have to wait a while!"

"Grandma and you both said: hit a snake and hit seven inches, and kill a person with a heart. Learn it!"

Speaking of "beating a snake and hitting seven inches", Grandma Mai immediately thought of Chen Dage and Chang Baye, and couldn't help laughing out loud.

"In the future, you two should learn more from the little bastard. Don't learn from you brother Jiunan. He is too honest and easy to suffer."

The little ghost asked with a curious expression on his face.

"Grandma, Emperor Father once said: Brother Jiunan is a model for our whole line of people, but... there are too many things that cannot be let go."

"Why can't we learn from Brother Huang?!"

Grandma Mai said in a low voice while staring at Jin Mandou's situation.

"That's right, Xiao Jiu just has too many things she can't let go of, so she can't let go of many things!"

"I'll tell you something Chen Fu said: when that punk in Daji was in elementary school, he was always pushed to the ground by a fat boy from the same village and beat him up. He couldn't do anything better than him."

"You little bastard is so wicked, how can you not think of a way to fight back when you are bullied!"

"I didn't know how to think about it, but I came up with a bad idea: just wait for the fat boy to go to the latrine. As soon as he took off his pants to urinate halfway, or pulled halfway, he would go up and kick him violently."

"In the end, I was stunned to convince the fat baby, and I was so scared that I never dared to go to the latrine: every day when I came home from school, I pulled my trouser pockets, hahaha!"

After all, Xiao Ergui is just a child, but he just listens to it as funny and doesn't understand the deep meaning.

Hearing this, he pondered for a while, and asked naively.

"Grandma, do you mean that when the bad guy who crossed the robbery comes out, let's kick him again?!"

"But...but what if he doesn't have to go through the robbery all the time?!"

Little ghosts can't understand it, and of course the little fascist can't understand it.

Still holding the small pistol to himself, aiming secretly at Jin Mandou under the thunder calamity.

The sound of "piu, piu, piu" in the mouth.

Looking at the two silly boys in front of her, Grandma Mai couldn't help but feel a deep sense of powerlessness.

But to educate children, you have to be patient.

"Grandma means to deal with the enemy, you have to give him a hard time when he is least paying attention."

"What did you say, the little bastard... oh yes, attack him on the back by surprise!"

"In this lifetime, who can guarantee that you will always be number one?! You will always meet someone who is better than you, so you have to use your brain in many things, and you can't do it recklessly."

Facts have proved that the old man's earnest teaching is purely playing the piano to the cow:

The little ghost is still worried that Jin Mandou won't squat down and defecate during the robbery;

The little fascist still keeps "piu, piu, piu"......

Grandma Mai was completely helpless, but after thinking about it, it is a good thing that children are innocent and kind.

They can't all be as wicked as the little puppies, right?

Children are always the best...  

However, the old man overlooked a word - precepts and deeds.

On the other hand, Jin Mandou, who has practiced the Taoist forbidden technique "Nine Fates into One", has extraordinary strength.

The first three thunder tribulations of "knocking on the gate of heaven", "climbing the ladder of heaven", and "asking the road of immortality" have all been passed. Although he was a little embarrassed, he was not seriously injured.

He who has cut off all his emotions is even more relaxed and comfortable in dealing with the fourth thunder tribulation "Breaking Fanxin".

Everyone is the same, everything goes too smoothly, you can't help but relax your vigilance, and even become arrogant.

Seeing that the first four thunder tribulations were easily passed by himself, facing the fifth one, he actually started laughing wildly.

"Hahaha, I have already returned nine lives to one, so what if there is a catastrophe!"

"This fairy, this seat is established!!"

Seeing this, Grandma Mai knew that it was time for Hua Jiu to vent her anger.

With a thought, he released hundreds of evil ghosts from his ghost kingdom.

Without waiting for them to move, they immediately formed a ball with their hands.

"Yuan'er, the three of us have the highest morals."

"Are you sure you can quietly throw this group of beasts to Jin Mandou's feet without him noticing?"

The little ghost nodded repeatedly when he heard the words.

"Grandma, don't worry, I can do it!"

"When I was young, I always played hide-and-seek with my older brothers, so I was the best at hiding."

The little fascist obviously doesn't have enough IQ. Seeing that Mai's grandma was about to throw the "ghost ball" over, he thought it was time for a sneak attack.

Immediately raised my chest and raised my head to look like I can fight well, and even kept posing in bodybuilding competitions to show off my baby fat.

Then he held the little ghost tightly and asked him to throw himself along the way.

Seeing this, Grandma Mai laughed and scolded while hugging the little Fascist to her side.

"Stinky boy, don't follow me!"

"What could you have done in the past?! Even a thunderbolt can't make ginseng, it can only be a baked sweet potato!!"