dead child, ghost carrying coffin

The old man obviously didn't expect the leader from the capital to be so approachable, and he even talked nonsense with himself, so he was completely relieved.

"Little leader, you are guests from afar. We can't talk here, go back to our home."

"Haven't you eaten yet? Let my daughter-in-law make some for you."

Chen Daji has always been familiar with himself.

"That's a good relationship, we like to eat home-cooked food!"

Seeing that everyone was going to the old man's house, the village cadres became anxious.

He pulled the policeman from the police station who was waiting with him and said softly.

"Xiao Hu, hurry up and call the leaders, I'm preparing food at the village restaurant!"

Xiao Hu smiled and shook his head.

"Where the leader wants to eat, I can't make the decision."

"But since you've prepared it, why don't you let everyone bring it here?!"

Only then did the village cadres suddenly realize that they wanted to run to the village while wiping off their sweat.

Police officer Xiao Hu gave orders behind him.

"When you talk for a while, just say what you have."

"The leaders who came this time... Don't look at them young, they are different from ordinary people!"

"It's someone who really has great abilities!"

There is a good joke:

Any village chief in China is more than enough to be a governor in the United States.

When the village cadre heard the words, he immediately understood, stopped and turned his head to ask quietly.

"Little Hu, what do you mean these guys can handle anything?!"

Police officer Xiao Hu nodded deeply.

"Yes, everything can be flat!"

"Be sure to remember what to say for a while, don't hide it!"

......

The so-called host has the host and the guest has the guest courtesy, and Hua Jiunan and the few people who went to Old Man Chen's house for dinner naturally couldn't empty their hands.

Chen Daji grinned and took out two Huazi from the Dora-A basket, after a little thought, he took out 500 yuan and stuffed them together for the old man's son.

"Uncle Chen, it's our first time here with the boss, and we didn't prepare anything."

"You save this money to buy some delicious food for the uncle."

This scene happened to fall into the eyes of old man Chen, who was sitting in a wheelchair and pointing at Chen Daji, trembling.

Chen thought that the old man wanted to refuse, but when he opened his mouth, he knew that was not the case at all!

"Little, little leader, where did you get that cigarette from just now?!"

Chen Daji: "..."

Fuck, careless!

In the words of the boss, it is "shocking the world"!

Although this guy is a bit silly, he is somewhat witty.

Otherwise, he wouldn't have fooled the honest big bug.

"Then what, Uncle Chen, can you believe it if we say it was pulled out from the crotch?"

"To tell you the truth, we have a nickname called Chen Dakushi......"

People are old and spirited, and by this time old man Chen has realized that these young people from the capital are really capable.

Among other things, taking cigarettes with only one hand is not something ordinary people can do!

"Believe me, I believe everything the little leader says about the old man!"

"Please, hurry inside please!"

Chen Daji has expressed his opinion, and the rest of the people can't lag behind.

After all, it is our basic principle not to take needles and threads from the masses, let alone eat other people's food for free!

Several policemen gave 500 yuan together, and quietly put it under the old man's seat;

The same poor physics Taoist pondered for a while, took out a piece of peace talisman drawn by the celestial master, and pasted it on the lintel of the old man's house.

No way, anyone is poor compared to Chen Daji...

Hua Jiunan looked at the safety talisman and nodded with a smile, taking the opportunity of getting up to pour the wine, he whispered to old man Chen.

"Master, you must keep this talisman safe."

"Not to mention anything else, dirty things will never dare to enter your house with it!"

Old man Chen was taken aback for a moment, then nodded excitedly.

"Daughter-in-law, dig out two jars of wine buried underground in our house!"

"I'm so happy that the honored guest came to the door today, so I don't want my grandson to marry a daughter-in-law!"

Alcohol is the best catalyst to draw strangers into the relationship. After a bowl of wine, everyone's chatterbox is completely opened up.

With the narration of old man Chen, the weird story unfolds slowly in front of Hua Jiunan and others like a scroll...

It happened one evening three months ago, not long after the sun had set.

After dinner that day, old man Chen's son and daughter-in-law wanted to go back to their mother's house for a visit.

Even in the same village, it doesn't take long to go back and forth.

Old man Chen didn't want to go with him because of his health, so he asked his son to push him to sit at the door of the house.

Their home is in the easternmost part of the village, next to a large pond, so few people usually pass by.

What's more, it's still night.

So at eight o'clock at night, no one passed by to chat with old man Chen.

Just when the old man was bored, he suddenly saw a figure with a big belly approaching from a distance.

Although old man Chen has inconvenient legs and feet, he is neither deaf nor blind.

It looked like Jiang Limei, a pregnant woman from the same village.

It's just that she was quite strange today, not only did her footsteps seem particularly heavy, but she didn't take the initiative to say hello to old man Chen.

You must know that Jiang Limei is very polite at ordinary times, and when she is far away, Uncle Chen can't stop shouting.

Uncle Chen was warm-hearted, and when he saw this, he thought it was the young couple quarreling and fighting, so he opened his mouth.

"Daughter-in-law, what are you doing so late?"

"If you have nothing to do, go home quickly, don't walk around with a big belly, don't touch the black ones..."