dead child, ghost carrying coffin

Before Hua Jiu could speak, Chen Daji walked over in a few steps.

"Baye, let me spray you for a try."

"Let me tell you, I have been spitting far since I was a child."

"One time, a few meters away, my dad spit on my dad's forehead. If you don't believe me, you can ask him!"

After finishing speaking, Chen Dage didn't bother to dismiss him:

He grabbed a large handful of pine needles with soil, put them in his mouth, and started to chew.

The cheeks are rounded.

While chewing, he faltered and complained:

"Fuck, this thing is really bitter."

"It's still a bit of a toothache!"

Seeing this, Chang Baye retreated again and again:

"Little brat, have you brushed your teeth?"

"Don't come here, if you dare to spit on Ba Ye, I'll beat you up!"

When has Chen Daji been afraid of threats?

Especially the threat from Chang Ba Ye, he is all farting!

Besides, what's new about being beaten?

It's the same as Chen Daji was beaten!

Due to his mouth being stuffed too full, Chen Dage spoke in a somewhat muffled manner.

"Hey, Chang Ba, where are you running away? Look at my spittle!"

After finishing speaking, he spat out a mouthful of broken pine needles with a puff.

While everyone was stunned, a miracle happened!

But this miracle, to poor Chang Ba Ye, was simply a "spray" disaster:

Under the hazy moonlight, the broken pine needles ejected by Chen Daji turned into tiny arrows glowing with fire.

Whoosh, whoosh, pierced Chang Baye's head.

Fortunately, Ba Ye Chang reacted quickly and moved flexibly:

After saying "Fuck", he threw the black pot on his head to block the attack.

He himself turned into a gust of wind, flew straight to the roof, and cursed at Chen Daji.

"You wicked, smoking, farting, crooked little bastard!"

"Baye, I just ate a few more boxes of instant noodles, why are you so cruel?!"

Accompanied by Ba Ye Chang's cursing, there was also the sound of "Ding Ding Ding", like rain hitting plantains.

By the time the scapegoat hits the ground, it has become riddled with holes!

This situation made everyone's eyes widen in surprise.

The instigator, Chen Dage, was so frightened that he hurriedly covered his mouth, not even daring to speak back against Chang Baye.

I'm afraid that it will spray out some other lethal weapons.

As the saying goes: Knowing a son is like knowing a father.

But Chen Daji's astonishing performance obviously completely exceeded Chen Fu's cognition.

After a long time, the local richest man scratched his head and muttered to himself:

"It's okay, little brat, not only did you learn Qishangquan, but it seems that you also learned the toad kung fu..."

Zhao Fei and Fatty Zhao couldn't help being curious and asked in grief.

"Uncle Chen, how do you know that Da Ji just used Ha Toad Kung Fu?"

Chen Fu answered without hesitation, as a matter of course:

"Nephew, haven't you heard that sentence?"

"The toad sneezes, and the tone is not small!"

Fatty Zhao was a little confused for a while:

Is that the case?

It seems that after rescuing Fengmei, I will also learn kung fu with Hua Lao.

Otherwise, even paper figurines can beat me up!

Hua Jiunan bent down to pick up the dilapidated iron pot, and asked the deaf mother-in-law curiously.

"Grandma, what's going on?"

The deaf mother-in-law was looking at the iron pot while watching Chen Dage up and down.

"Tsk tsk tsk, I don't understand, I can't see through!"

"It seems that my second grandson is not a simple character!"

Facing everyone's eyes, Chen Daji was not surprised at all, but covered his mouth and was about to cry.

"Grandma, I can't really be the reincarnation of the toad spirit?!"

The deaf mother-in-law reached out and touched Chen Dage's head to show comfort.

He gave Chen Fu another hard look.

"Good grandson, don't listen to your father's nonsense!"

"His big belly and mouth make him look like the reincarnation of a toad spirit!

"You are not, don't worry!"

Chen Dage was taken aback when he heard the deaf mother-in-law's words, and then became even more depressed.

"Grandma, if my dad is a toad, then I'm a little toad!?!"

Fortunately, Chang Baye, who jumped off the roof, dispelled Chen Daji's worries with one sentence.

"Big plan, stop thinking about it, kid!"

"What is your reincarnation, I don't know, Ba Ye."

"But I know you must not be a toad?"

Chen Dage was overjoyed when he heard the words: "Why?"

Chang Baye chuckled:

"The people present are not outsiders, so let's tell the truth."

"Baye, I have been weak since I was a child: apart from toads, I can't even beat mice."

"So before opening the spiritual wisdom, I just caught toads and ate them!"

"Daji, your body stinks, you don't have the smell of toad..."

Chen Dage couldn't laugh or cry when he heard this, but he finally felt relieved.

"Baye, thank you!"