dead child, ghost carrying coffin

Akuma is obviously a professional when it comes to dealing with officialdom issues.

He answered without hesitation: "Major General, if you want to go in, I have two strategies for you to choose from."

"This is the best idea..."

Before Hao Gui could finish speaking, someone Chen had already hit him hard on the head.

"It's better to take the worst option. I think you're doing just fine when you go to the toilet!"

"If you have any solution, just say it directly. Why do you pretend to be 'Zhu Ge Liang' when you have nothing to do... I'm 'Zhu Ge Liang' but not as ugly as you!"

Akuma was speechless and did not dare to offend the scourge, so he had no choice but to speak directly.

"The first way: go back and invite our husband here now."

"With my status as a gentleman, let alone just strolling around, even if I come here to relieve myself on the roadside...if I borrow the toilet, I will have to send someone to take care of me with toilet paper!"

This method obviously did not satisfy Hui Hua, who subconsciously curled his mouth when he heard this.

"Are you stupid, Big Brain?!"

"If it's troublesome to the boss, then what else do we need to do?"

"Boss must not think that we are useless and ineffective! When the time comes, we will all be fired and we will all die!!"

The powerful ghost Xin Lianshan did not dare to risk his iron rice bowl, so he quickly came up with the second solution after hearing this.

"Major General, we can set up a tent here permanently and block the gate of hell for him!"

"It doesn't have to be long, just block it for three days! If the dead souls outside can't get in, the world will be in chaos!"

"We don't need to call the door then, everyone inside will have to cry and shout for us to come in!"

At the beginning, Chen still thought this method was feasible.

But then I thought about it, it’s not right: if we block the gate of hell, the lonely ghosts who can’t get in won’t harm the common people!

Disasters who have received Uncle Li's education and military training cannot do such a thing.

After the disaster figured out the stakes, he hit Akuma's big head hard again.

"That's nonsense! You just came up with such a bad idea! We can't do anything that harms Yin!"

"If we do this, Brother Niu and Ma won't need to beat us two, Grandpa Li will have to shoot us to death!"

“This method doesn’t work, say another one, say another one!!”

Seeing the disaster and not being able to do this or that, Haogei Xin Lianshan really had no choice.

He spread his hands like a mess and said: "Major General, I have no choice but to think about it by yourself..."

Realizing that there was no hope for Akuma, Haruki could only frown and ponder it by himself.

And with little dirty hands on his back, he kept walking around behind the gate of hell.

After a while, this guy really thought of a good idea.

"Hahaha big head, do you still remember what our boss said when he first metamorphosed...?"

"Suppose 'a big river with wide waves' blocks us, and we can't swim or fly, how can we get across?"

"How to get there?" Akuma, who was stunned for a moment, immediately replied: "Then we can only build a bridge or go around a long way, what else can we do!"

After hearing this, the disaster immediately showed an expression that said, "You are really stupid."

"This is what our boss said: There is a third way, which is to fill in the eyesore of the river!"

The evil duo naturally had a good understanding of each other, and Akuma reacted immediately after hearing this.

"Major General, do you mean to explode?!"

Disaster nodded repeatedly: "That's right, it's going to explode!"

"Four secondaries and two kings will blow up the hell gate for him!"

"Let's see what they can do to stop us then!!"

As we all know, fools have strong executive abilities.

So Mr. Chen immediately took Haogui and started taking action - starting to take action in the "Sutra of Encouraging Good Deeds" written by Xiao Wuxin and the young skinheads.

Measuring distances, digging holes, burying bombs, all movements are as smooth as clouds and water. This is called professionalism.

Black and White, who was quietly observing the situation outside, was really shocked. While shouting, "Let's just say this method won't work, the higher-ups must try it." He ran to the city gate "rolling and crawling" and asked the kid to open the hell gate. .

And he pretended to be casual and just met for the first time, and greeted Chen with a face full of surprise.

"Ouch, isn't this the Major General!"

"Why is the wind so wicked that it blows you back?!"

"Why don't you send someone to notify you when you come back? I'll arrange a welcome ceremony!"

Disaster saw that his method worked, and his face was full of pride.

He glared at Black and White Wuchang with a "sneer" and ignored them. He ran over to the coffin lid and let the kid carry him into the gate of hell.

Being left behind, Black and White Wuchang smiled bitterly, but he had to bear the responsibility, so he could only bite the bullet and run to the coffin again to block it.

"Major...Major General, please stay!"

"Our brother dares to ask, are you just wandering around this time or are you on official business when you come back?"

No matter how stupid you are, you will never step on the same trap again.

With a snap, he slapped Hua Jiunan's autographed letter on Hei Wuchang's big tongue: "Read it for yourself!"

In fact, there is no need to look at it. The seal of the Royal Family on the envelope says it all.

Black and White Impermanence can only helplessly and frustratedly lead the way.

The sad look on his face made him look like a filial son and grandson who had nothing to do.

In this way, Chen's entire diplomatic team looks more like a funeral...

"Major General, according to diplomatic etiquette, you should go to the post house to stay for a while."

"Wait until we hand in the letter from Emperor Meng, then wait for the approval from the higher-ups, and then wait until the higher-ups arrange the time and place before we can meet you!"

When Chen heard about the trouble, even though he was stupid, he guessed that the underworld was trying to drag him down.

So he immediately sneered: "According to etiquette? You two can tell with your eyes that we are polite people?!"

"Stop talking nonsense and let Brother Niu Ma and Brother Xiaolian come out to pick you up!"

"If they don't come out, we'll burn newspapers in front of their houses!!"

Threats, naked threats!

But it works...immediately.

I saw a bull-headed horse with a gloomy face walking from a distance, followed closely by the Night Traveler, Wasp and Leopard Tails and other sinister men.

The handsome and handsome Niu Tou was not used to causing trouble, so he spoke with a gloomy face and a disgusted look on his face.

"Major General, if you don't live well, why are you coming back to die?"

"Every time you come back, something bad will happen!!"

Facing a veteran shady guy like Niutou, Harm doesn't dare to be too arrogant.

Because if someone is anxious, they really dare to push themselves to the ground and beat them hard!

He quickly jumped down from the coffin board and trotted up to the cow head.

With a playful smile, he took out a large handful of Huazi, lit it, and stuffed it into Niutou's big mouth with a pop, causing the other party to choke and cough.

Those who saw this scene knew that Niu Tou Yin Shuai was forced to smoke. If they didn’t see it, they thought someone’s cow’s head was burnt... The smoke was too much...

"What the hell, Brother Niu, we're here just for a little thing."

"We want to take away all the evil spirits from the eighteenth level of hell, clear and pack them for you, and bring them all to the earth to form a 'ghost squad' to help the boss defeat Yin."

"It's such a small thing, you can't refuse us, right?"