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Chapter 2185 The miserable monkey

After listening to the words of the ghost Xin Lianshan, Chen found that many ghosts on the street were staring at him.

Those who have good intentions even rush to tell each other, shouting: "Everyone, come and see, the major general is playing with ghosts with his bare buttocks...chasing ghosts!"

After shouting "Fuck!", Chen quickly put on his pants and ran toward the office, closely followed by a young skinhead who also carried pants.

While running, causing trouble and making excuses for yourself.

"When we were little, our dad would always take off our pants first when he spanked us. We're used to it!"

"Who knew the rules would be changed now..."

When these "stinky hooligans" ran into the lobby, they happened to bump into the great judge Zhong Kui who was hurried out.

As soon as the two sides came face to face, the grumpy Lord of the Blessing Household Lord had already opened his eyes angrily.

"Major General, you are really going too far!"

"If I don't catch you and punish you today, where will the majesty of the underworld be!!"

"Come on, why don't you capture these madmen!!!"

The Yin Chai hesitated for a moment after hearing Zhong Kui's words, and then gathered around him with loud thunder and small raindrops.

The clever one even winked at Mr. Chen, which clearly meant, "Major General, why don't you run quickly? Don't worry, we are running slowly and can't catch up with you..."

However, Mr. Chen came here to make trouble today...to file a complaint, so how could he leave so easily.

So he immediately rolled his eyes and winked at his thugs.

The physical Taoist priest immediately understood and took out the Three Treasures of the Heavenly Master and dangled them around.

At the same time, he also put a bunch of Tianshi talismans around his neck to further prove his identity.

Upon seeing this, Onizashi, who was already hesitant, immediately slowed down even more!

Especially when you see the misfortune "complaining" in Xiao Wuxin's ear.

Even the upright Zhong Kui was quite helpless when he saw this scene - Jianghu is not just about fighting and killing, but also about human relations...

Sighing secretly, Zhong Kui suppressed his anger and spoke.

"Tell me, Major General, what do you mean by this move!!"

But Mr. Chen didn't answer the question: "Uncle Zhong, we heard that Brother Bao is on duty today. Why are you here?"

"We are going to find Brother Bao... to file a complaint with the Lord of Hell. Please ask him to come out quickly!"

If anyone dared to call him such a nondescript name, he would have been thrown into the frying pan and fried.

But there is really nothing the underworld can do to deal with Mr. Chen, a piece of meat on a hob.

Zhong Kui could only wave his sleeves and sit in the position of the presiding judge, shouting loudly to all the ghost officers.

"Since the Major General is here to complain, let's just deal with business matters."

"Ascension!"

With the sound of "Mighty", all the evil agents were in their places, leaving only the "Diplomatic Team" in the middle.

After getting into his stance, Zhong Kui slapped him in the face.

The loud "bang" sound startled the disaster.

"Master Yan Jun was summoned by the emperor today, and I will sit in the hall on his behalf."

"Who is this person in the hall? Why don't you tell me your name quickly!!"

Zhong Kui acted like a scumbag and refused to acknowledge his fault even if he put on his pants... His attitude of turning his back and denying others made Chen a little angry.

He simply took out a stool from the Dora A basket, sat on it with his hips stretched out, and stared at Zhong Kui.

At the same time, he took off the "Immortal Royal Family" waist badge and tossed it around, as if a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water.

This scene once again made the Blessing House Saint Lord very angry, but there was no good solution.

After all, people have already said that this visit is "official" and represents the Royal Family of the Supreme Being.

It really can't be the same as before, just hold down the scourge and kick it in a circle.

Since there is nothing we can do against Mr. Chen, we can only kill the chicken to scare the monkeys.

So Zhong Kui stared at the others with an angry glare like a bell.

The physical Taoist priest represents the lineage of the Ancestral Heavenly Master, so of course he cannot be beaten;

Wuxin Buddha...ahem, forget it.

As for the young skinheads... Such cute little guys, it looked like they were coerced by the Major General. How could Zhong Kui be willing to beat them up?

After many choices, the "chicken" that was about to be "killed" was the most suitable for the "chicken", the ghost Xin Lianshan.

There are many ghosts and thieves, and when they see the unkind eyes of the other party, they immediately realize that something is wrong.

He slowly backed away and explained.

"S-Sir, the one who came to complain is not a lower official... I, I came here with the young general..."

These words made Zhong Kui "speechless" for a moment, and he reacted after a moment.

He slapped the gavel tree hard again and roared: "Xin Lianshan, if you don't work separately, why did you leave your post without permission?!"

"Come here, give me a hundred big slabs!!"

"I'll go, no, this is okay?!"

Of course, Akuma would not just wait to be beaten, but immediately turned around and tried to escape.

Unfortunately, Zhong Kui had already stretched out his big hand and swatted the ghost to the ground like a fly.

Then the ghost officers swarmed up, and when they held Akuma down, there was a crackle of boards.

Although he smiled and apologized to Akuma while beating him, his attack was not gentle at all.

Master Zhong Kui was watching from above as soon as he arrived, not daring to blatantly "let go";

Secondly, according to legend, beating up two major scourges can increase one's moral character... The Major General is reserved for big shots, and he has no chance to get involved.

Now that I have finally caught Akuma, how can I let him go so easily...

Amid the screams, begging for mercy and calls for help from the ghosts, the tense atmosphere between Zhong Kui and Chen finally eased.

After looking at Xin Da's miserable head with lingering fear, Huo Hua took the initiative to speak.

"Zhong, Uncle Zhong, you really can't give Brother Liang back to us?"

"Do you think this will work? We don't want to use Xin Da's head in exchange for it!"

"For one, you put him in the endless purgatory and beat him up at will!"

Zhong Kui, whose anger had just subsided a little, became furious again when he heard this.

"Major General, why are you still fooling around!"

"It's... it's... Xin Lianshan, why are you shouting so loudly? It's like roaring in court!"

"Come here, take responsibility for the five hundred big boards again!!"

"Oh, I'll go!" After hearing this, Akuma groaned and tried to get up, but he almost fell to the ground when he shivered.

While struggling hard to get rid of the ghost that was holding him down, he shouted at someone Chen.

"Major, Major General, help!"

"When you beat a dog, you have to look at the owner, right?!"

"They are not spanking me, the little devil. They are clearly spanking your old man's face!!"

Someone Chen: "..."

"What the hell do you mean, big head? Your butt is our face?!"

"That's a lot of matai, they all have big black hair... black and long!!"

"Then, brothers, don't be stunned, why don't you hit him hard!!"

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