dead child, ghost carrying coffin

The two main backbones left one after another, making Hu Qingshan, who was holding Mr. Hu San, a little confused.

He could only look at Black Mama and ask: "Dharma protector, where should we go now?"

Before Black Mother could speak, a row of golden-armored warriors had appeared around her.

The leader bowed deeply to them: "Welcome you three to the ancestral land of the Supreme Being!"

......

On the other side, it was another idle morning for the courtyard.

After Mr. Chen completed the "military training" with Zhang Chao's relatives, he ran into the toilet with his big butt swaying, squatting in the pit and singing loudly.

"The sun is shining in the sky, the pit is smiling at me, the big maggot is saying morning, morning, morning, why do I bring so little toilet paper..."

The disaster suddenly stopped at this point, looking at his empty hands with a look of astonishment on his face.

"Damn it, I forgot to bring the paper, and I haven't put on my underwear yet, what can I do?"

"Wouldn't it be better to pull the big head over to deliver the paper at this time?"

"If he comes out of the cesspit, why don't you get angry with us?!"

I thought about the scene of a ghost spinning around and coming out of the latrine, which made me feel nauseous for a while.

Just when Chen didn't know what to do, a letter suddenly fell from the sky and fell into his hands.

"Damn it, who was so kind as to send us paper?"

After saying that, I didn’t even look at it, and immediately used it to wipe my big butt.

"Hey, it's pretty soft!"

Emperor Mo, who was observing everything secretly, was speechless for a while and murmured to himself at the same time.

"Oh! If I had known that the major general would wipe his ass with the letter written by me, I would have put 'itch medicine' on it!"

"Tickle him to death, you little bastard!!"

Even more speechless than Emperor Mo was the ancestor of the Huang family, the one who had been with Gui Lao for a long time.

"Ahem, Lord Mo Emperor, shouldn't you be concerned about whether the letter has been delivered now? Instead of trying to trick the young general."

Emperor Mo was stunned when he heard this: "What you said makes sense... I'm just used to it... I'm used to it..."

While apologizing, Emperor Mo smiled and threw a big stone, which happened to be thrown at the feet of Chen who was walking out of the toilet.

Chen was not paying attention for a moment, and was suddenly tripped and gnawed in the mud.

"Oh, let me go, who the hell is plotting against me!"

(As mentioned earlier, in the late 90s, toilets in northern rural areas were dry toilets built outside, not indoors.)

While cursing, he was vigilant and wanted to get up.

When he raised his head, he saw a line of big characters on the ground in front of him: Go to the capital quickly, something happened over there!

After seeing the words, the disaster became even more alert: "Trying the tiger away from the mountain... No, this is called luring the giant worm out of its hole, right? Then take care of us!"

"Hey, Master Ji, I won't be fooled!"

After saying that, Huoshan wiped away all the writing on the ground with a kick and returned to the middle of the yard, cursing.

Emperor Mo and the ancestor of the Huang family secretly said: "..."

The two people who were extremely angry couldn't care less about pretending to be experts and immediately showed up.

Especially Emperor Mo, who strode forward under Chen's surprised gaze, grabbed him by the collar and mouthed him for a while.

"What about luring the snake out of its cave, what about luring the tiger away from the mountain? Something really happened in the capital!"

"Go quickly, go quickly!"

"Hurry up and ask the young gentleman to come over and guard!!"

In his desperation, Emperor Mo forgot how terrifying the fighting power in the small courtyard was... Even Mr. Song didn't take action because he knew him...

First, a cold snort came from Wang Zhang's house, and then he saw a jade hairpin roaring towards him with a stream of light.

A popping sound penetrated Emperor Mo's sleeves, pinning him firmly to the ground.

Emperor Mo was shocked and just about to struggle to get up, another big foot stepped heavily on his chest.

The owner of Big Feet is none other than Han Wangsi.

"Hmph, who is so bold as to assassinate Master Ji in front of me!"

After the big man, all the relatives of Zhang Chao's family woke up. They held Emperor Mo down with grinning teeth and beat him hard.

It wasn't until this moment that Hua Hua, who was a little stunned by the slap, finally came to his senses.

"W-what the hell, you're driving with an immoral person?!"

The big man was stunned when he heard this: "Master Ji, do you know each other?"

Chen Daji covered his swollen face and laughed, completely ignoring Emperor Mo's begging for mercy.

"I don't know, keep hitting me hard!"

"Just don't hit the weasel, this is our cooked silver!!"

As he spoke, Huo Xi personally joined the ranks of beating Emperor Mo. In order to prevent him from begging for mercy, he even stuffed stinky socks into Emperor Mo's mouth.

"Aren't you promising? Do you dare to slap Master Ji? Do you dare to abduct all the little buggers?!"

"If I don't break your old boy's eggs until they turn yellow today, you'll have to calculate that I haven't had enough to eat!!"

Seeing that Emperor Mo was about to be "brutally humiliated", the kind-hearted Chang Baye finally couldn't bear it anymore.

"Okay, okay, almost done."

"Stop it, you little brat. Don't you see that Senior Mo Huang is rolling his eyes and foaming at the mouth!!"

While speaking, the big insect stretched out its big tail and gently pushed Zhang Chao's relatives aside, knocking Chen out.

"Senior Mo Emperor, are you okay?"

"Don't show up suddenly when you come to visit us in the future. This is going to be such a big deal..."

Just when Chang Baye was hesitating whether to give half a small pill of the elixir he had saved frugally to Emperor Mo, Emperor Mo suddenly jumped up from the ground.

Pulling the confused ancestor of the Huang family, he quickly jumped into the summoned train.

The whistle blew, and the train ran over Chen's big face and drove straight into the distance.

"Major General, just wait for me, this matter is not over yet!!"

Hearing the words, Huoshan didn't show any signs of weakness. He wiped off the wheel marks on his face again and again, while cursing loudly with his hands on his hips, spittle flying everywhere.

"It won't be over until it's over. WHO is afraid of WHO!"

"If you dare to come again, Mr. Ji, I will knock your waist off!!"

Looking at the shrew-like Mr. Chen, Han Wang San found it difficult to connect him with the person he once was.

He shook his head with a wry smile and asked.

"Master Ji, why did your friend come just now?"

"Isn't it just to slap you... and get beaten up by you?"

Chen, who was cursing in the street, was stunned for a moment when he was asked. After a while, he spoke sarcastically.

"Fourth Uncle, if you hadn't told us, we would have almost forgotten: The unscrupulous driver told us that something big happened in the capital, and asked us to go over there and help."

"It's best, it's best to take our boss with you..."

The Han Dynasty King smiled bitterly again when he heard this, and at the same time thought to himself: "I'm afraid I'll just ask Emperor Meng to go..."

As the saying goes, "If you see through something but don't tell it off, you will still be able to survive in the future."

Therefore, the Han Dynasty King did not expose Mr. Chen, but just nodded deeply.

"I see. It's a pity that Master Ninth is not here now..."

While they were talking, everyone suddenly felt a vast breath coming from the air.

When I looked up, I saw a single eye occupying half of the sky...

Chen, who was watching like a monkey, was stunned for a moment, and then his whole body immediately started to burn.

The pair of fiery red wings that had appeared once again faintly took shape.

"Big-eyed monster...immortality!!"

Outside the book: The allergy is severe and has lasted for two days.Even the insides of my nails are itching unbearably!

Staying awake at night, tossing and turning, this feeling is much better than being broken up in love.

I barely managed to write two chapters, sorry everyone!

I try to keep writing as much as possible! !