dead child, ghost carrying coffin

He was looking around, secretly observing the harm done to the beauties around him, but he didn't hear the old professor calling him.

It was Hua Jiunan who touched him lightly with her arm and whispered a reminder.

"Daji, the professor is calling you."

Only then did Mr. Chen react and quickly stood up: "Teacher, teacher, I'm here, are you calling us for something wrong?!"

While this guy was talking, his big face was filled with a flattering expression, looking very much like a puppet soldier who encountered a little devil.

As the saying goes: there is no harm without comparison, especially the old professor who has just experienced the elegance of Huajiu Difficulty.

Look at Mr. Chen again...he has dead fish eyes and a toad mouth, his eyes are full of clear stupidity.

If you have to find one advantage, this guy stands upright, like an unsheathed sword.

This is also the result of underworld military training...

After looking at Mr. Chen again and again, the old professor became suspicious of the great scholar Xun Yi's vision for selecting talents for the first time.

Didn't this guy really come in through the back door? !

You must know that in the past, even if the old professor doubted his own gender, he never doubted the director of the Confucius Institute!

In a cautious attitude not to judge a book by its appearance, the old professor tried to ask a common medical question.

"Chen, classmate Chen Daji, right?"

"The teacher asked you, how many bones does the human body consist of?"

Such a "profound" question is really beyond Chen's IQ range.

Not to mention all the bones in the human body, we don’t even know how many teeth there are in total.

But a scourge is a scourge, the kind that rots the flesh but not the mouth.

After thinking about it for a moment, he answered humbly: "Teacher, teacher, I think your question is not rigorous."

"Just like whether a cat can walk in a straight line depends entirely on the mouse: the number of bones a person has depends on who beats him."

"If the big bald man takes action, there will be no piece of it, and it will be smashed to pieces!"

Old professor: "..."

This is the first time that the old professor has been so speechless in his decades of education.

Isn't this guy a fool?Still a violent idiot!

Student number 250...He lives up to his name...

No, I can't let such dangerous people stay in the school. I have to go to the principal to protest!

With the above thoughts in mind, the old professor didn't even attend the class, left the classroom as if running for his life, and went straight to the principal's office.

After a long time, the male students who came back to their senses gave Chen a thumbs up, their admiration was beyond words.

Mr. Chen was "always polite" and immediately took out the Huazi from his pocket and distributed them one by one, looking like a hero cherishing his heroes...

Although Hua Hua was complacent, Hua Jiu could not feel ashamed.In other words, they are worried that Chen will destroy the future hopes of these motherlands.

He quickly pulled him out of the classroom and went straight to his shop.

When Hua Jiunan and Chen Daji came to study, the shop was left to the physical Taoist priests to take care of it.

Whether you are here for fortune telling or encountering evil events, we are all welcome.

Because it is just to accumulate merit, the shop does not charge money.

After helping people take care of things, all you need to do is get a tablet to go home and worship.

There are two simple words written on the tablet: Return.

As Hua Jiu became more and more advanced, he could vaguely remember the appearance of his deaf mother-in-law, although it was only vaguely.

To say that the physical Taoist priest can be regarded as conscientious and conscientious, he has been sitting in the Taishi chair in the middle of the shop from morning to night.

And in order to show the strength of the shop, the door frames, the interior of the house, and even the toilet are covered with Celestial Master talismans.

The whole attitude is that I am very rich and I am a nouveau riche.

Not only that, because Hua Jiunan only wrote the name of the store "Wenjin", he was worried that visitors would not know the specific functions of the store, so he specially wrote a couplet and hung it at the door.

First line: Take care of the sky, the earth, and the air;

Second line: Attack people, ghosts, and gods.

Hengpi: If you don’t accept it, just come.

Such arrogant couplets are hung in front of Hua Jiunan's shop. If others dare to use them - listen, it is the sound of thunder...