dead child, ghost carrying coffin

Several virtuous housewives were about to go to the kitchen, but they were stopped by a burly ghost messenger.

He smiled and said to the thin and tall ghost messenger:

"Brother, brother remembers that you were a cook in your previous life, and your skills are not bad."

"Now it's the right time for the meeting, so I have to show my hand and let Old General Li comment."

Although the tall and thin ghost messenger didn't understand what his colleague meant, but he knew that he was always shrewd, so there must be something deep in his words.

So he hurriedly spoke out to cater to him.

"My brother still understands me!"

"To be honest, we were not only cooks in our previous life, but we will also be cooks in eight lifetimes!"

"Today is the reunion of the old general's family, so I will take the liberty of making a fool of myself!"

Although the two ghost messengers and Li Lanxi have transformed into their former appearances, they can only hide it from ordinary people.

The deaf mother-in-law and Hua Jiunan have seen through their real bodies long ago.

Even Chen Dage, who had been baptized by the Sansheng Stone, could clearly see their real bodies.

Therefore, it is natural not to allow the errand to cook for his own family.

Once you pass by the door, you are a guest, so don't lose your etiquette;

Second, if this is spread, it will be hard to say.

Throughout the ages, no matter how fierce ghost kings and cult leaders are, have you ever heard of the one who dared to "control the envoy"?

That is a great crime of contempt for the underworld!

Anyone who really dares to do this, just stay at home and wait for Mr. Fan and Xie to come to visit!

It's best to put on the shroud and lie in the coffin first, so as not to have time to buy it!

Although Uncle Li and the deaf mother-in-law tried their best to dissuade them, the attitude of the two ghost messengers was extremely firm.

After pulling Li Lanxi into the kitchen, she never came out again.

"Old General Li, everyone...My lords, just wait and see!"

Everyone had no choice but to follow them.

Only Chen Daji "eat radish salty and don't worry about it", approached the tall and thin ghost messenger and said softly.

"This... this long-tongued brother, if I read correctly, you are a hanged ghost, right?"

The tall and thin ghost was taken aback for a moment, thinking that Chen Daji was about to break through the mystery of the womb, and had some memories of himself.

Quickly and cheerfully answer.

"Major General, I'm going to hang myself."

"What instructions does your old man have?"

Chen Daji shook his head stupidly.

"In winter, you hang your tongue down to your chest, aren't you afraid of freezing your clothes?"

"Besides, even if it doesn't freeze on your clothes, what if your tongue falls into the pot while cooking?"

"You are not afraid of pain, we are disgusted after eating!"

"Listen to me, quickly control the control, go back and collect it!"

The tall and thin ghost errand was tired of hearing it for a while, and muttered in his heart:

The major general is quite a good person, but he has a long mouth.

Same as before reincarnation:

As soon as he speaks, people can't help but want to beat him!

Have you ever seen the tongue of a hanged ghost, which can be spit out and then retracted?

What about playing? !

I'm not a bug!

Thinking of this, the tall and thin ghost guard took a peek at Chang Ba Ye who was hiding alone in the corner with a broken pot on his head and was playing by himself by spitting out letters.

Sensing someone's eyes on him, Chang Baye, who was always alert, turned his head.

Seeing that it was the ghost messenger, he immediately showed a flattering smile.

He also imitated the gentleman's etiquette on TV, using his big tail to remove the broken black pot from his head, put it on his chest, and saluted the tall and thin ghost with a bow.

Seeing this, the tall and thin ghost messenger couldn't help but secretly startled:

This guy has such a keen spiritual sense!

As expected of a worm raised by the Major General's family, it's amazing!sharp!

Seeing that the tall and skinny ghost was dumbfounded and silent, Chen Daji touched him lightly.

"Hey Long Tongue, we're talking to you, did you hear me?"

"Major General, I heard it!" The tall and thin man resisted the urge to beat up Chen Daji, and replied angrily.

"Don't worry, old man, I will not let my tongue fall into the frying pan!"

After finishing speaking, he flicked his tongue with his hand and wrapped it around his neck like a scarf.

There is an extra piece hanging over the left shoulder.

If you put on a woolen trench coat, it looks like Xu Wenqiang in the movie "New Shanghai Beach".

The tall and thin ghost turned around and left gracefully, leaving Chen Daji alone in the cold wind.

After a long time, he gritted his teeth and spit out a sentence:

"Fuck! Can you still play like this?!!!"