dead child, ghost carrying coffin

This guy, Chen Daji, is currently in the Yin-Yang world, so the mobile phone is naturally unavailable.

Taking a step back, even if he can get through, in his current state, Chen Daji is not in the mood to take it...

"Oh mom, it hurts me to death!"

"How many more times, we, we were beaten, we can't hold back shit..."

How could Chen Daji's little trick be fooled by all the experts present.

Passing through the shadows, what comes is the three souls and seven souls, the original source of the soul and body.

There is no body, where will there be shit...

So the two ghost messengers who executed the execution just pretended not to hear, and continued to crackle happily.

Hey, "The Year of the Ghost Birth" was lucky enough to beat up the major general, enough to brag about with his colleagues for a lifetime!

The others were giggling, happy to see the biggest scourge in the yin and yang world being beaten, but Hua Jiu couldn't do it.

He really felt sorry for this brother who had been with him through life and death several times.

Hearing Chen Daji's miserable cry, Hua Jiunan broke his heart, quietly took out a small paper figure given by shopkeeper Liu, and silently recited the secret technique "Substitution Curse".

Standing in place, white paper for face, five-color paper for clothing;

Open your left ear to listen to Yin, and your right ear to listen to Yang;

You and my family, Chen Daji, were born in the same year, the same month, and the same day;

Use your left hand to block all difficulties, and your right hand to block thousands of disasters;

To punish the mountain, to conquer the sea, to go without punishment and without restraint, the magic soldiers are as urgent as the law!

After finishing the spell, Chen Daji suddenly felt that the board hit him, and it didn't hurt at all.

Not only that, but the injury that was originally shot out also healed instantly.

Just when this guy was wondering, Hua Jiunan's voice rang in his ears.

"Don't be dumbfounded, keep shouting for pain!"

Although Chen Daji is usually confused, he is not stupid at critical moments.

Immediately understood that it was Hua Jiu who was in trouble, and somehow helped himself.

So he cooperated naturally, and continued to "howl" with his broken voice.

"Oh my god, it hurts so much!"

"The ass is all shredded!"

Maybe he was tired after shouting a few times, so he cried out in a hurry.

"Ah, I'm dizzy!"

Then he lay motionless on the ground and began to play dead.

As it turns out, you can never guess what Chen Daji will do next.

Not long after this guy pretended to be dizzy, he fell asleep on his stomach.

You can sleep honestly, it's okay to snore.

I'm not afraid of snoring, and I want to snoring so loudly that even the sound of the board that is deliberately strengthened by the underworld can't cover up...

The hidden table in the book:

In fact, Cui Fujun, Blessing Zhenzhai Shengjun, Seventh Lord and Eighth Lord, and other Yin Shuai, all noticed it when Hua Jiunan made a move.

It's just that no one said it.

One is to give face to Hua Jiunan, the supreme royal family, and to have a personal favor when they meet in the future;

Secondly, these gods of the underworld didn't really have a hard time with Chen Daji, they just had "resentment" in their hearts, and they played around to vent it.

But no one would have expected that the "Major General" would have such a showy operation!

The thunderous snoring echoed at the bridgehead of Naihe, everyone was extremely embarrassed...

The quick-tempered Ba Ye was instantly furious, and he slapped the table with a gavel.

"Where are the left and right, let me cross this fellow under the hall!"

Unexpectedly, two wooden sticks were inserted under Chen Dage's armpit, and he propped it up with great force.

It looked like a toad tied to a shelf.

It's a pity that some people are like this, and they don't know when "death is imminent".

Chen Daji rubbed the sleepy eyes of the dead fish, and asked mutteringly.

"What's wrong, what did you call me for? Dinner is ready?!"

Seeing that the Eighth Master Fan Wujiu's face was getting darker and darker, Hua Jiunan hurriedly took a step forward and saluted.

"Please calm down, Mr. Fan!"

"My brother's body is too thin, and he will be confused in court under heavy punishment!"

Fan Baye wanted to say something, but Xie Qiye secretly stopped him.

At this time, you don't need to be serious, and you don't want to really do anything to the major general.

Just taking advantage of Hua Jiunan's rhetoric of "going down the donkey along the slope", it can give the royal family another face.

"Since the 'essential offender' has been brought to justice, there will be no punishment today!"

"First announce the final conclusion on Yin..."

Everything went as planned, Hua Jiunan and the others were acquitted.

At the same time, in recognition of their meritorious service in beheading Luo Menghong and Fa Qing, the underworld specially gave Hua Jiunan, Zhao Fei, and Chang Baye a vain position—the inspector of the yin and yang realms.

This position has no real power. In modern terms, it is still a temporary worker.

The only advantage is that you don't need to sneak around in the yin in the future, which is considered a tolerance and is protected by the yin and yang world.

As for why Chen Daji was not given the position, I think I don’t talk about you readers, the little beauty can also understand:

The public officials in the entire underworld are tired of this guy.

I can’t wait to pray that he can live forever, and it’s best to ascend directly. How can I give him the opportunity to "go home and see"...

Of course, Chen Dage was quite dissatisfied with the fact that he didn't reap any benefits and was beaten severely.

But fortunately, this guy is stupid enough and easy to fool, and Shuai Niaozui whispered a word, and settled him down.

"The major general is wise and powerful, but no one knows, so why should he care about a mere reputation."

"It's just that there are no two-time inspector captains. You always think that it's not a matter of time. Does anyone dare to stop?"

Hearing this, Chen Daji turned his head to look at the mighty and majestic three armies under "his" command.

Looking further away, there was a group of hooligans screaming, and he deeply felt that Shuai Niaozui's words were reasonable.

So he foolishly showed his terrible fart, stood behind Hua Jiunan cheerfully and stopped talking.

Hei Yu, who kept her eyes closed all the time, looked at the nest she had chosen with nothing to love, and her despair grew stronger...

After everything was over, the two judges and the Eight Great Yin Shuai declined Chen Daji's invitation to eat, and ordered the Yin servants to snatch the musical instruments of the gangsters, and send Hua Jiunan and his party to return to Yang with drums and gongs.

Seeing their leaving backs, all the gods of Yin Division breathed a sigh of relief.

It can be considered safe to send this scourge away.

Yinshuai with leopard tail specifically asked Yinshuai with bird's mouth.

"I said brother, why did you just fool the Major General that he can pass the Yin next time, isn't this causing trouble for us?"

Shuai Niaozui laughed out loud.

"I don't say that, but with the character of a major general, you can't make a fuss!"

"Furthermore, it's best for him to be yin. If he's too yin, don't we have a reason to wait for my brother to beat him dozens of times openly?!! Hahahaha!"

The rest of Yin Shuai burst into laughter after hearing the words.

"The beak is right!"

"Seeing the major general being beaten, we all feel that our thoughts are clear and our cultivation has improved!"

Unlike Yin Sizhengshen, the hooligans were all frowning, wailing at Chen Daji's back like mourning.

"Major General, you have to find a way to die quickly after you go back. We miss you very much..."

Huajiunan and the few people spent the overcast time this time, whether it was long or short, and it was just dawn when they got home.

The deaf mother-in-law and the other four Patriarchs of the Horse Immortals were already waiting in the yard.

In addition, although "Wang San" was lying on the bed, he never let go of his mind.

After confirming that Hua Jiunan returned safely, he slowly closed his eyes looking at the world, and when he opened them again, he became that naive farmer again.

He hurriedly put on a coarse cotton coat, and walked out of the room carrying two dead rabbits that had been cleaned up.

"Xiao Jiu is back? Uncle San will cook something delicious for you."

Seeing this, the housewives stopped Wang San with all their might.

"His third uncle, please rest quickly."

"You can't be tired when you are sick, don't repeat it."

Wang San couldn't resist the hospitality, he patted Hua Jiunan's head with a silly smile, and returned to the house.

Hua Jiunan told everyone about the whole process of passing through the shadows. Everyone first congratulated Chang Huaiyuan on becoming a dragon and ascending to the sky, and then looked at Chen Daji who had been beaten for nothing with a smile that was not a smile.

Then he turned to Chang Baye, who had a stone pot on his head, a red nose, and was still obscene, filled with emotion...

Hua Jiunan missed Grandma Mai, so he asked.

The one who answered him was Gray Six.

This gray family fairy changed from his usual humor, and his face was full of dignity.

"Little Mister, I have asked the Great Protector to help deduce the matter about Maid's old sister."

"Now it is known that she is trapped deep in the snow-capped mountains, and she is not in danger for the time being... But what traps her is... the terracotta warriors!"