dead child, ghost carrying coffin

Things turned out to be exactly as Qian Duoduo expected:

Three hours later, two old men with extraordinary bearing walked out of the special passage of Yuhang Airport side by side.

Walking in front, the one who is elegant and holding an ancient scroll is the great Confucian Xun Yi;

Slightly half a body behind him, the old man with fluffy hair, broad nose and wide mouth, like a lion, is Sun Yangming, the chief of the contemporary Yin Yang family.

When the distance between the two sides was still more than ten meters away, Sun Yangming spoke "angrily".

The voice is loud and clear like a Hong Zhong.

"Old boy, you won't drive your broken car to pick us up again, will you?"

"Why, this time, you still want to take care of public and private matters, and earn us a ride?!"

Qian Duoduo greeted him with a laugh, and first saluted the great Confucian Xun Yi respectfully.

Then they hugged Sun Yangming bear together.

Both sides seemed very enthusiastic, and beat each other's back with all their strength, and the loud noise attracted the attention of travelers around.

It wasn't until the two of them couldn't bear each other's "enthusiasm" that they separated with grinning teeth.

Qian Duoduo laughed and cursed while inhaling in pain.

"Sun Yangming! You're the only one who talks too much bullshit!"

"Anyway, after going back, the expenses can be reimbursed by the organization, so what if I charge you the fare?!"

"Haven't you heard the phrase 'Fat and water don't flow into the fields of outsiders'?!"

Not to be outdone, Sun Yangming immediately retorted.

"The more money you have, the less nonsense!"

"The last time I came to Yuhang, you just paid for picking me up, and you deliberately took a detour!"

"It's only a 200-odd-mile drive, and you actually made a full detour of more than [-] kilometers!"

"The lack of morality has reached home!"

The embarrassing thing was exposed by an old friend in person, Qian Duoduo was not embarrassed, and took the suitcase in Sun Yangming's hand with a smile.

"Old Sun, you are purely judging the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain."

"What is deliberate detour, the old man wants to show you the unique scenery of Yuhang."

"I've been a tour guide for you for free for several hours...do you want to add the tour guide fee to this bus fare?!"

"Then what...the fee for helping to carry the luggage will be calculated separately..."

Qian Duoduo's shameless and shameless appearance made Sun Yangming laugh out loud.

Shaking his head helplessly: It seems that this old boy is really poor, let him do whatever he wants!

After getting into the taxi, Xun Yi, the great Confucian who had been laughing at Qian Duoduo and the two of them "playing around", opened his mouth to speak.

"Old Qian, you and I haven't seen each other for several years, now that there are no outsiders, please remove the disguise."

Although Qian Duoduo is playing around, he respects Xun Yi, the leader of contemporary Confucianism.

No nonsense, just stretched out his hand to wipe his face, and his appearance changed drastically:

It's still that slightly wretched middle-aged uncle, who is clearly an old man with a bright head full of wisdom in his eyes.

Qian Duoduo sighed while driving.

"Hey, old man, I always like to deceive myself and others, and pretend to be younger, so that Daru will laugh at me."

Xun Yi waved his hand lightly: "Old Qian is serious."

"You have the heart of a child, you play with the wind and dust, and you protect the country and love the people even though you are far away from the rivers and lakes. You are much better than a Confucian student like me who can only do learning."

While the two were talking, the taxi was suddenly stopped by the traffic police on duty.

Gently tap the window to signal the people inside to put down the glass.

"Comrade interrupts, routine inspection, delays you for a few minutes, please show your driver's license, driving license... ouch!"

When he saw Qian Duoduo's appearance clearly, the traffic policeman was taken aback.

"Hey, how old are you, old man, why are you still driving!"

"The photo on the driver's license is not yours! Is it someone else's photo!?"

"Please get out of the car and come back to the team with us for further investigation!"

Embarrassed, Qian Duoduo said to the traffic policeman with a smirk.

"Comrade, the driver's license is my own...the photo is from when I was young...forgot to tear it off and replace it with the current one..."

"In addition, we are really in a hurry, go to the hospital to see patients!"

"See that old boy in the back?!"

As Qian Duoduo spoke, he pointed at Sun Yangming, the head of the Yin-Yang family, who looked bewildered.

"His daughter-in-law is in the hospital to give birth, and the labor is difficult and hemorrhages!"

"If you don't go, you won't see the last time!"

The traffic policeman on duty had a black line on his face.

"Don't make trouble, old man!"

"The uncle in the back looks older than you, you are in your eighties at least, right?!"

"Even if his daughter-in-law is younger, she must be in her 70s. Giving birth at this age, she still has dystocia and bleeding...Who would believe it!"

At this time, Sun Yangming, an old man like a lion, also reacted, pointing at Qian Duoduo and cursing loudly.

"You are old and not dead, you are not damaged, so curse my wife!"

"We are not planning to have another child at all, Lao Tzu... I have already practiced the Gu Yang secret technique to sterilize myself..."

With those words, the traffic police outside the car were dumbfounded, and they thought to themselves:

Who are these people?It's not a neuropathy, is it? !

He decisively pressed the intercom in his hand.

"Call the squadron, call the squadron, this is the northern section of Yuhang Airport Road."

"Support is needed in emergencies, repeat: support is needed here..."